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tankGrrl24
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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All those who want to know what a woman does to shave read on:
1st: we strip completely naked and grab a nice sharp razor
2nd: we make sure we get Really wet and steamy and lathered up.
3rd: and in long, gentle strokes we carefully move the razor up and down,up and down All over our most intimate areas.
4th: and this is the most important thing,we rub our hands all over to make sure we are nice and smooth and naked.
If you have any shaving stories please feel free to reply.



GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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Tank do us all a favor and get adopted ASAP, posting two, TWO f-ing ponderous threads back to back is not a good start. Email me if you want to be adopted


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:29 PM      
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I think you forgot about sticking the little squares of toilet paper on the bleeding spots

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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::shudders at the thought:: Doc heaven forbid that happen!!


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Drunk Boy
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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quote:

posting two, TWO f-ing ponderous threads back to back is not a good start.


Where? I don't see 'em, LOL


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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quote:

I think you forgot about sticking the little squares of toilet paper on the bleeding spots



I generally just run outside and rub my cheeks in the hair of the nearest person. 1 out of every 15 like the brown/red blond/red combo


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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hey tank, do you use a mach 3?? because i know if it wasnt for that sucker id be lost.

quote:

3rd: and in long, gentle strokes we carefully move the razor up and down,up and down All
over our most intimate areas.



does that include breats too? i mean those are pretty intimate but that sounds painful to me if you did that.



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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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Grqt, I already chatted with her about being adopted... and replying for a while before she starts threads.

Have yourself an Herbal Tea, and relax LOL

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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 6:34 PM      
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Drunk boy, take off the beer goggles and you will see them ;-)

Slash I'm relaxed, what all of a sudden now we cant tease someone when they post, its not like i called her names or anything

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This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 4-1-01 @ 6:38 PM
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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Maybe it's just me, I kinda liked the beginning of this thread...


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HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
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she didnt mention any razor rash or the gas mask she has to wear when she has her pants down



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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
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Nope, it's not just you. :)



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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:34 PM      
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I can't say that I found the other thread all that bad either...


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Kim
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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Okay I'm going with GrkqtOandAfan on this one...

What kind of female would just decide "Oh ok I'm gonna share my shaving and masturbation thoughts on the O&A message board. All the men there will like me then!" :::rolls eyes::: This is pathetic!
ESPECIALLY when you've had a whole 4 posts.

How did she think the woman around here were going to act?? Sometimes Nicey Nice doesn't cut it...lol We're kind of territorial...

GrkqtOandAfan's comment wasn't that bad...she even offered her assistance...




menudointhemorning
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
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grkqt, I dont wear beer goggles. And I sure dont see them either.

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Drunk Boy
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 8:46 PM      
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quote:

ESPECIALLY when you've had a whole 4 posts.


TankGrrl24 hangs out in Chat. She does not post often. These posts are tame compared with what she said earlier today.

quote:

What kind of female would just decide "Oh ok I'm gonna share my shaving and masturbation thoughts on the O&A message board


A cool one.

quote:

This is pathetic!


Maybe, but who cares. It's all in good fun.


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posted on 04-01-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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quote:

We're kind of territorial...


Just so long as we don't end up with a stalker phone message section on Foundry Music for the Girls of the O&A board...[j/k!]


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HUDSON
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
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Male Swim Coach, Former Swimmer; I have stories that would make your pubics curl tighter....


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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 1:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
do you know what some guys have to go through to masturbate? Cause some women don't wanna give up the beef curtains?

we gotta out on our mother's panties or grandmother panties.

rub ourselves down in peanut butter or canola oil.

put on a hermaphrodite or granny porno.

sit in a pile of our own shit and masturbate like a lab monkey with our dung and the peanut butter and then shove a glass rod in our prick hole and bash our cocks on a rock and then ejaculate semen and blood all over ourselves.

so i feel your pain twat.

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Ronreddog
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Damn, Gonzo, must you always speak aloud about your masterbation tips? ;)

She left out one important fact:

Having your partner shave you = more gooder

Face, Mach III all the way, best shaving instrument to use! ;)

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FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Ugh. This is like bad phone sex. This is what I don't get about girls. It isn't 1812 anymore. Men aren't titallated by descriptive sentences. This is 2001. I can download hotter content off of CindyMargolis.com. My imagination sucks. I don't want to picture you gash, I want to see your gash, and if I can't, I'll download someone else's gash.

I develop hard to navigate websites.


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
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i dont know jeff, lots of people are getting off with this post. although getting off these people, sounds about as easy as swatting a mosquito but hey, whatever floats your boat right?? pssst jeff, why dont you post some of those downloaded vags in the mashroom, we could use the scenery ;)



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Metalfan
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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Geez, I don't know Jeff.....maybe there needs to be a PSA thread for important discussions such as shaving techniques ::tongue-in-cheek::

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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Why doesn't the slut just take pictures of her snatch, and put them on a website to along w/ her stories? Instead of being a fucking cock tease?

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Hey Tank all i got to say is u rock! LMAO, but seriously Grkqt, if she wants to tell us men how she and other woman shave, thats her choice if u don't like then oh well. I think Tnak was just tryin to help break down the wall and tell the guys of the board, some of the things that her and other woman do. Nice job Tank.


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