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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Is it just me? Or do any other guys here have a difficult time trying to talk their ladies into using their faces as a cum rag? I for one to spray that load onto a young woman's face and watching those lucious lips smack as she is trying to clean them off w/ her tounge... I mean, we as guys have the ladies cum on our face when we are eating them out, why can't they simply return the favor? Just a thought for today...

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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

any other guys here have a difficult time trying to talk their ladies into using their faces as a cum rag?

Maybe, and I'm just guessing here, its because of wording the act this way? I could be wrong, [sarcasm]we know how women love to be degraded.....[/sarcasm]


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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I am not degrading anyone... If the trick doesn't want a milk bath from my one eyed monster, then she can get the fuck out of my place... Of course that's after I ask nicely... "May I please shoot my load on ur face?"/sarcasm

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fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
classy boy you are caca

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hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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quote:

then she can get the fuck out of my place...

Sure, 'cause there's a line of others just waiting to get in!

sounds like a man with a plan.


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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Caca...I don't blame your chic. Look at who she is with.




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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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Heard from Caca's last date:
"It BURNS!! Oh GOD IT BURNS!!!!" ;)



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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Caca, you never cease to amaze me.

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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Was it something I said?

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department

fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 5:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm just a stupid piece of crap..."


dude your sig says it all

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This message was edited by fatty chopped meat on 4-2-01 @ 5:59 PM
Tequila
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
1st of all your not supossed to tell them that you are about to blow your load in her face. As Nike says "Just Do It"

Then all you have to do is watch her reaction


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Kim
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
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quote:

If the trick doesn't want a milk bath from my one eyed monster,



Doesn't "trick" indicate that a prostitute was involved??? Just curious...

Tequila
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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Kim now that you mention it....I think your right.

Dont pros have to do what you pay them for?


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FukMeBoobs
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I went to break room fridge, took her sandwich(I knew it was hers bc/ she labeled all her shit) and I started masturbating on it till I came on her sandwich



After reading your post in GS's thread....I ponder as to why you are having such problems..
:::eyeroll:::

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Kim
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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I think that is their job...you pay them...they do what you want...unless of course he didn't have enough money for that service...lol

Maybe there is more to his story then he's saying...

CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Trick, er... I mean Kim. By calling someone a trick it does not mean that I pay them. I just called you a trick, and I don't pay you for sex now do I? I don't pay for sex, I am above that, if I need to get laid and do not have a woman available, I go to the web for porn and take care of it the old fashion way. No, Trick is just a term of endearment I use for those ladies that do not satisfy my needs, it's as simple as that. Do not make it into more than it is. I am sure when ur getting fucked in the ass by ur BF he calls u a slut and smacks u in the ass... And if it wasn't him I am sure someone in ur sexual history has, or will. :-)

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This message was edited by CacaSmooches on 4-2-01 @ 8:31 PM
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:39 PM      
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hey caca-asshole, we do not degrade the ladies on this board fucknut. especially undeservedly like you just did. congrata-fucking-lations. you just made my shit list. have a nice day



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Bumpkinhead
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is it just me? Or do any other guys here have a difficult time trying to talk their ladies into using their faces as a cum rag?

..Now that is one funny statement. I don't have too much pride to admit that. Also no she likes the milk in her face. She eats it up with some raisin bran.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
This is like deja vu all over again.



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CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Glad at least I'm on someone's list! Oh, well... Guess someone is all "Tender" up in here and does not know how to take a joke. If someone wants to post and tool on me they are more than welcome to, but they have to be able to spoon it up just as well as dish out. So to those I have pissed off- "Get over it"

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department

CacaSmooches
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Glad at least I'm on someone's list! Oh, well... Guess someone is all "Tender" up in here and does not know how to take a joke. If someone wants to post and tool on me they are more than welcome to, but they have to be able to spoon it up just as well as dish out. So to those I have pissed off- "Get over it"

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
The similarities are understanding. Same woman, and same explanation. Dear god were in a time warp.



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hornygoatweed23
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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm on someone's list! Oh, well... Guess someone is all "Tender" up in here and does not know how to take a joke

:::pulling up a chair:::
I get the feeling this thread is about to take a wild turn.......



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
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Does anybody else have the feeling that is someone else that got taken to fight club by a shitload of people and then starting using cacasmooches. Or maybe I have been a little bit off kilter lately.



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posted on 04-02-2001 @ 9:42 PM      
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oh i love the fucking "it was a joke" excuse more than you know. but you forgot, "i guess sarcasm doesnt come up well on message boards" oh and btw, i was joking too. yeah thats it , i was joking.



You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin. But you can't let the package hide the pudding. Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it! You gotta smack it on the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness! Bad dog! Bad dog!




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