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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: George Carlin liners | ||||
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| I GOT IT FROM A NEGRO | posted on 04-06-2001 @ 9:39 AM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00  | " If you can't beat em, arrange to have them beaten." Carlin | ||||
| Kwyjibo | posted on 04-06-2001 @ 5:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The George Carlin Theory: "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all Backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating. . .and you finish off as an orgasm." Kwyjibo "Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket" "But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that." "F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!"  Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-06-2001 @ 6:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Kwyjibo LMAO thats one I never heard from carlin | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 04-06-2001 @ 9:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | one of my all time favorite carlin lines: replace the word fuck with kill "mad fucker on the loose! Well we got him now he fucked a cop, now he's a cop fucker" "my horse broke his leg im gonna go back and fuck him now" "shamu the fucker whale" "to fuck a mockingbird, hold gently by the wings" motherkilling hilarious(a lil joke?)  "We're Bad?" "Well, a little" | ||||
| mother shucker | posted on 04-07-2001 @ 1:35 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | sung to the song- America the beutiful. Oh beutiful, for smoggie skis, insecticided grain. For stripped mine mountains majisty, above the asphalt plains. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee. And hides the pines, with bill board signs, from sea to oily sea. I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker! | ||||
| Kwyjibo | posted on 04-08-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Thanks, we were just having this discussion at work a week or so ago, I love that one. Kwyjibo "Hey Booboo, you think there's any beer in that picinic basket" "But Yogi I don't think the forest ranger will like that." "F--- the forest ranger Booboo, he don't know jacksh--!" Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 6:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | No Problem i got a kick out of that one. LOL | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 04-09-2001 @ 7:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | favorite Carlin line... one he started one of his old HBO specials (I don't remember which one)with this one; "You ever notice that the women who are against abortion are women you'd never Fuck anyway?"  Professional Slacker To look at all of my photo albums click my sig pic or just Visit this Website E-Mail Me Current Adoptees: candy girl & Sluggo667 | ||||
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