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damn man, what's wrong with you?! They're almost legal...that's nasty!

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Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

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Ummm vaseline leaves a residue...I'd reccomand Jergens...but dont leave it by the bed

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Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

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quickest solution to the vaseline problem do what gonzo does. When you're done run your finger through your hair and go to sleep. The grease and oils and other products are great for you hair.

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Is it wrong if I watch the old episodes of Full House and think they were hotter as little 10 year olds? I mean thats what I like to whack to, not these geriatrics.

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I turn to the discovery channel and watch "The Stages of birth"

When the fetus is at four months, kleenex here i come!

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Are you kidding? Once they get out of the high chair, you might as well put them in a wheel chair.

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