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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 1:03 AM      
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Well the board is doing really slow tonight so I decided to ask this. When did you lose your virginity? With who and how?



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Ashley Olsen
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 1:55 AM      
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at 17 and with the first boy I thought I loved

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Mi1o Yambag
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 3:01 AM      
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17 with my (former) best friend's little sister (and I've regretted it ever since)


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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 4:26 AM      
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18 with a 4 year old named pedro with a shoe horn.


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 5:27 AM      
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I lost my virginity to my girlfriend when we were 14. What a summer. Did I mention we went to an all-girls' school? Anyone wanna see me in my uniform? ;)


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:03 AM      
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Me too Katya_ann!

Boy she was great when she was 14.

Too bad you were busy that weekend, it could have been a great menage a trois!


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ClusterF
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 7:18 AM      
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Glad to see my adopted newbie is a goer. :) Mmmmm... teens.

Oh yeah.. my first time.... 17 with a fat chick. What's even funnier is that the second time was with one of her friends, 3rd time was again with the fat chick, and 4th was with another of her friends. That was probably the most awkward experience of my entire life, and I am emotionally scarred because of it. or was it physically scarred, (or squished) I can't remember. Must be due to the concusion from those big blubberous knockers slamming me in the head repeatedly.


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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cough, cough, 19, ahem, cough
With a girl who since, has brought me and my friends (gee, good English Doc) just a whole shitload of problems...but you know what, if I had it to do over agian, I wouldn't change a thing

zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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I'm saving myself for marriage.
That old gag.
I was 15,she was 14,and i think the allies had an easier time taking omaha beach than i did taking her virginity.I didn't know what parts went where.



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Tequila
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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Well adolescentmasturbator its about time i told you the truth say hi to daddy.


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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Tequila is my dad? You asshole you left me before I was even born.::tear::sniff:: I HATE YOU I HOPE YOU DIE



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Tequila
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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Sorry about that but your mother is a bitch and loved to bang other guys so I had to leave


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 9:52 PM      
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I guess this also wouldn't be a great time to bring up the issue of "Raven's" child ;)


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PatCooper
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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Hey Fez We all know your still a virgin.Dick :)


Corinthia
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 9:55 PM      
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I was also 17... was going with my bf for 3 yrs I wanted to wait and then we just did it...good thing I knew how to take care of him in other ways for those 3 yrs ;)





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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 10:11 PM      
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Don't call my mom a bitch tequila. And she isn't slutty. She's a saint.



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Kim
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 10:23 PM      
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Immaculate Conception? ;)

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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
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quote:

Immaculate Conception?



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Tequila
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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Since when is she a saint?


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 11:58 PM      
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I asked my mom about this and know I know the truth. I was test tube baby. Tequila is my dad but my mom is still a virgin. So stop spreading lies about my Saint Mother you cum swisher. ::Runs away in tears::



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 12:48 AM      
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quote:

Glad to see my adopted newbie is a goer. Mmmmm... teens.


Cluster, you should talk to my boyfriend-- As his now-platonic-used-to-be-girlfriend puts it, "Tim is out to deflower ever nineteen year old in the tri-county area..." I'm the third or fourth 19 yr old he's dated in about... Three years, I think. Speaking of which....
quote:

I'm saving myself for marriage.
That old gag.

...Zootybang, there's nothing wrong with a second-virginity.... ::Looks around sheepishly:: I'm PURE, I tell you!!! PURE AS THE DRIVEN SNOW!!! ->achem<- I'm sorry, I have to go buy myself a lime green dildo... ::reverting back to Slash::


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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16 on the roof of my mother's building. This was a girl that you wouldn't ever tell any one you fucked. Trust me!

And Magus lost his virginity on the way to the atm in the bushes with Raven......

And to answer the raven question of when he lost his, how pregnant is his wife?

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Bumpkinhead
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
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I can't remember. I lived in whoreville. So I was getting puntang like everyday. Now I live in Long island and I get zero pussy. Go figure. I'll take this time to say "Any girl who would want a guy with a big set of balls and an average penis, I'm available". Thanks :)

I should stop posting before I get in trouble.
Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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quote:

This was a girl that you wouldn't ever tell any one you fucked

She was that ugly? O r was she just a big boned chick?


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
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it was at my house in the summer before my sophmore year in HS,we were both 15 and i loved her very much but ::tear, sniff:: thats all over now.



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