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Faceman
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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:14 PM      
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ok the guys at work came up with this question a while ago as it related to this very hot girl who worked at the bank next to us. think of the hottest girl that you know, not a celebrity, just an everyday girl. she comes up to you and says, "i will let you do anything to me that you want to, for as long as you want, on one condition. you let me put on a strap-on and fuck you in the ass for 30 minutes." do you agree to it????? if not, what conditions would have to be placed on it, in order for you agree to it.



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from JFK to al gore.
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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My answer is hells no I'm not going to take it up the butt like rick. There is no way I would do it under any conditions.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-14-01 @ 6:21 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
see this is what i am talking about a post that we can enjoy.

Cause look at the most popular threads have always been sex threads. Cause O&A fans are sexually repressed animals.

I would have to say i would agree to the strap on but then again this is me we are talking about.

But who here would agree to the rick challange of eating your own jizz?


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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Well, as much as i like a good strap-on up the ass, i do just fine on my own without having to have 'stipulation sex'... so my answer is NOPE!



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
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I totally agree with you gonzo that O&A fans are sexually repressed animals;)



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-14-01 @ 6:24 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Well, as much as i like a good strap-on up the ass



dude ofcourse you like a dildo in the ass you fuck sandy kane.


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KeeKee
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Is this why you couldn't pick me up for the party
last night and asked me what size batteries my
dildo take


zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'd rather fuck stalker patty WITHOUT the bag on her head,than let ANYONE jam a dildo in an area that God obviously designed as an exit-only orafice.



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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
please kee kee, the only dildo that i know that relates to you is that guy slash that you talk too. now thats a dildo for you;)



we've gone from eisenhower to george w. bush.
from JFK to al gore.
now if thats evolution,
in 12 years we are going to be voting for a plant to be president!!!-Lewis Black


HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

dude ofcourse you like a dildo in the ass you fuck sandy kane


uh.... good one... :)


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"And FUCK YOU TeenWeek! You know why.."





GonzoStyle
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Kee Kee no longer just vaugue in FU's now vauge in her posts. But we all know she was talking about me so i am sorry kee kee

quote:

I'd rather fuck stalker patty WITHOUT the bag on her head,than let ANYONE jam a dildo in an area that God obviously designed as an exit-only orafice.



so does that mean is a chick offered you anal you would say "no thanks that is an exit only orafice"


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KeeKee
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Sorry GS I was talking to Faceman...I promise to
be more accurate next time...and who is this Slash
you speak of Faceman..only dildo I ang out with i


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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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I have my own Lime Green Dildo... works just fine for me, I don't need to get others involved.

Gonzo, to answer your question about eating your own Jizz...

I have a few times, I wanted to know why my dog liked it so much. I have to say, I don't taste half bad ;)

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zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
No no,GS,i meant exit-only on ME.Nobody said anything about any orifices on chicks.
But ya did catch me out there.Didn't think of that angle.



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:48 PM      
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Lets make the distinction here. Anal with chicks=good. Anal with guys=bad. To stop further confusion refer to anal involving just men as gaynal.



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This message was edited by adolescentmasturbator on 4-14-01 @ 6:50 PM
Fez
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posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:49 PM      
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You mean there's sex and a strap on in the ass? Could it get any better?


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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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i can see how excited you are fez. just imagine someone putting on a fake fez and having sex with someone else, we are living in thrilling times i tell ya' :)



we've gone from eisenhower to george w. bush.
from JFK to al gore.
now if thats evolution,
in 12 years we are going to be voting for a plant to be president!!!-Lewis Black


zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This thread is makin' me feel all dirty.I'm gonna go take a shower.



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
Bangster
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:52 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
dude, this is nasty. funny, but still nasty.

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
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quote:

This thread is makin' me feel all dirty.I'm gonna go take a shower.


Whatever you do don't drop the soap.



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

This thread is makin' me feel all dirty.I'm gonna go take a shower.



Just this thread?


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted giraffe raper and drkn2forget

Visit the best of the Hell Hole here
zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 6:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Good point,Fez.



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay,here's a question.This actually happened to two kids i knew when i was in junior high.
You're walking home one night through a park in the bronx with your fraternal twin sister,when a man approaches you and pulls a gun.Only,instead of mugging you,the sicko tells you to have sex WITH YOUR SISTER,or he will kill just your sister,while you watch.what do you do?
Gonzo,you should probably refrain from responding.We all know how your mind works.



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 7:05 PM      
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zootybang, is the sister hot?



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zootybang
posted on 04-14-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I have lost all faith in humanity.



VEOWEB AND GEOCITIES HATE ME

God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker.



HERE I SIT,BROKEN HEARTED,
TRYING TO PROVE I'M NOT RETARDED.


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