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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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What do you guys hate most about Easter? It can be when you were growing up, or something that just annoys the piss outta you now.

I always hated when I was kid, that my family would make me go to church. I'm not a huge believer in the organized religion thing, so I kicked and screamed with every ounce of my energy.

At the age I'm at now though, I kinda like it cause it's just a day to chill out and do nothing with the family. But When I was growing up I hated me some easter.

What about you guys? I know some people have the hatred, or at least some funny ass Easter stories...


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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It's so wacky that I just banned you..Happy fucking Easter Dick!


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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I used to hate the whole egg hunt thing. Not the big ones that you do with a group like the church or what not, but when my mother would hide them and make me find them. I was irritated to have to put that much work into finding those damn eggs.... you kinda say to yourself "what the hell did you make 'em for if you were just gonna go put 'em under a damn bush?". Now they don't even use real eggs... they just use the plastic ones.... hell, what's the point in that? At least with the real ones I could eat the damn things.

The one thing I did love was the fact that everybody else hated black jellybeans.... I love 'em, so I always had all the jellybeans I could take.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Corpse you are lucky you are not greek, i had to go twice on friday, twice yesterday one of which was midnite mass and once wednesday afternoon...its crazy


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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I hate those Marshmellow peeps that my mom always gave me. I hate havin to get all dressed up and go to some relatives house ust becuase its fuckin easter. One thing i do like though is that my parents dont go to church so i dont have to either. Its fuckin great

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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Thanks corspe you just made my easter lmao.



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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I hate the fact that it is always on a Sunday and we never get a damn day off of fucking work.

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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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I hate that i got wrecked last night and was up till 6 am and just got up.. I was supposed to call my parents and the ex and wish them a happy easter and haven't yet.. and i still can't call because apparently, while i was sleeping someone removed my trachea and i can't talk yet! gotta love the cigs!
oh, and although i do believe in God, i don't do any of that religion stuff.. i think the whole "Jesus coming out of the cave after being crucified" story is interesting and all but give me a damn break!



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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quote:

I hate the fact that it is always on a Sunday and we never get a damn day off of fucking work.

I hate that the rule of having the day off before a holiday if it falls on a Saturday or the day after if it falls on a Sunday doesn't apply to Easter. :(




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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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the worst thing about easter-cusins.every easter, or any major holiday, all my cusins come over and they are incredibly annoying.i need to get out of here...

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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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the fact that jesus couldn't stay dead, he had to be a friggin show off and come back. Plus what the fuck do eggs have to do with a guy coming back to life? Eggs are aborted chicken fetuses they will never come back to life.

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Corpse you are lucky you are not greek,



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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It sucks to be a girl during any holiday-- mothers spend hours dragging you around department stores, buying you dresses that you will grow out of within weeks because you're 10 and you do that sorta thing, and you never wear them again anyways, because, God forbid, you wear the same dress to church two years in a row, right? And then there are the hats. Yes, please, put MORE wicker on my head. And add flowers-- BIIIIIIG plastic flowers that get all sticky in the heat. And don't forget the white, plastic shoes that you will never wear again, either. Ugh. Now you all know why I'm such a big fan of naked time... ::takes off the clothes I'm currently wearing in an act of defiance against all that is secular Easter::: ...What was the question again?
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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why don't you take the path of christ then and nail yourself to a fuckin cross... lets see if you make it back?


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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why don't you take the path of christ then and nail yourself to a fuckin cross... lets see if you make it back?



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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::pulls arrow out of chest::
Ouch.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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quote:

why don't you take the path of christ then and nail yourself to a fuckin cross... lets see if you make it back?



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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quote:

::cringes at the thought of having to move this to fightclub and starting a thread called "Jesus vs. the Pediphile"::



unlike some people when i promise to make my second coming i show up, what a tease that was.

get in the coffin already!!!!

don't worry i think i can come up with a little jesus rant.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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I always hated when I was kid, that my family would make me go to church. I'm not a huge believer in the organized religion thing, so I kicked and screamed with every ounce of my energy.

Holy Fuck Corpse....you just stirred up a memory that I've been repressing for years. What better place to vent than here, seeing how psychiatric help is so damned expensive these days...
I grew up...

{long drawn out rant about my personal trauma growing up has been edited}

...So, FUCK EASTER!

Thank you Corpse for giving me this place to vent...


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Oh my lord, moron... that's a lotta words.

I take offense to the word pedophile. I like to think of it more along the lines of young at heart.

I can't think of anything I hate about Easter, but one thing I did used to like was going into class the next day with a plastic baggie full of green cellophane grass that came in my Easter basket.... while waving it in the air and screaming "NEVER BUY MARIJUANA FROM THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!"




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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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The peeps and black jelly beans are awful...

I can remember those hats and shoes too...I hated those damn itchy white tights we had to wear all day -talk about torture...lol



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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Yummy I love Peeps.

What I hate about Easter is:

1. I don't celebrate it, and most of my friends do so I can't see them that day.
2. I used to work in a movie theater and as soon as mass ended, there would be a stampeed of people in their Easter best who I wanted to kill.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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I never reall hated easter.I always liked the candy part of it.But as for church and all the religion i was never into that.I'm not a big believer in "Religion".I mean how do i know there was a guy named Jeseus.And he had some kind of cult.It all sounded like a bunch of fairy tales to me growing up.And still does to this day.And it does suck that its on a Sunday.No fricking day off.Some people get Good Friday but not me.


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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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posted on 04-15-2001 @ 4:39 PM      
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I'm not religious and not raised under the Easter Religions but I hate that nearly everything is closed and the few things that are opened (i.e. movie theaters) are so full of tools because they have nowhere to go so that you can't get the ticket for your movie because the retarded black girl at the counter totally freaks when the 80 year old man with the speed of a fucking snail on heroin hands her movie coupons so she has to call the manager over and even though you feel 10 minutes is enough time to buy the fucking tickets these two ass-fs end up taking 15 minutes of your time.

I also hate the Easter Bunny



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