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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Sex at The Office!!! | ||||
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| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 6:49 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Grumpy how many phone books did you have to stand on to reach the bottom drawer? This message was edited by Tequila on 4-23-01 @ 7:01 PM | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 7:27 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | My office is in my bedroom, so I have sex in the office all the time. | ||||
| Little Wing | posted on 04-23-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | I had sex with a co-worker but it wasn't at the office. We had been flirting for months and one night at a party it finally happened. After swearing each other to secrecy, he proceeded to tell every single person in the company what we had done! Later that day, I got an e-mail from a friend in the same department, asking me "How was Mr. Bigmouth in bed?" I told my friend that I was really drunk and didn't remember a lot, but the one thing I remember was FAKING IT! Little did I know that EVERY GUY in the department was crowded around the computer waiting for my response. So Mr. Bigmouth was humiliated and I unwittingly got my revenge! He shut the hell up after that and never brought it up again. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Sorry, no anal...but plenty of oral :) Ahh...those were the days...too bad he turned out to be such a prick  How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I go to college, I don't have an office. But I can run a batch anywhere. | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 3:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I go to college too, but I did have sex in the lobby of the Dean's office while waiting for a meeting :) A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need. "Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere." --George Washington | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 7:05 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | seems this thread is desperately in need of a pickup...when i was 19, after my 1st year of college, i moved back in with my parents and had to get a job. well, the first thing that came up was working for a bunch of hippies in a "grassroots" organisation. well, guess what, they had an executive board room, and the night of my last day on the job, i hung out with one of my managers and got real drunk. surprise, surprise, he had a key to the office, and he took me to the board room, where we had super nasty sex on the big ol' table. i'd go into details, but that would require a memory ;) now, let's just hope my boyfriend doesn't read this ;)  An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo i have amicably adopted arpikarhu and dxguy18 is my bitch crxgirl@opieanthony.co This message was edited by crx girl on 4-24-01 @ 7:21 AM | ||||
| mighty iron lung | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:39 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | Haven't had sex in the office of my current job, but when I was working nights at my last job, I used to get some GREAT hummers from a co-worker. ;) Those were the days... :( "The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 8:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Well, I haven't had sex in the office, yet. I am currently carrying on some heavy flirting witt a girl here at my office. She has wow'ed me in her cubicle, and basically everyday in the parking lot...we have talked about the sex thing, and it will probably happen this week...I will keep you posted! | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Remember, women can fake orgasms, but men can fake relationships... Don't know which one is worst, but it's a cute tid bit of wit. Does masturbating to women I work with in the company John count as sex in the office? "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.  | ||||
| Crybaby Howie ORIGINAL DOUCHEBAG!! | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 10:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I naile Buttmunch's mom in the shit chute when she came around late at night to sweep my floors and empty the garbage cans!! The only can left full was her ass!!LOL!! | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | After college, a girl I went to school with (and repeatedly banged) got me a job at her hotel. She was assistant manager of food and beverages. Anyway, I was the bellboy, and we constantly went to unoccupied rooms and I gave it to her in many different rooms, as well as the hotel managers desk and the walk in cooler. After we got fired for said behavior, we stopped talking, but as we left, we got into the shuttle van in front and did it one last time and I shot my load all over the console. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 1:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | OK i have to change my answer...I would do it with someone in the office...the UPS guy....he has to be the most gorgeous man i have ever seen!!! But the damn old hags i work with always scare him off because they have to talk to him all perverted and stuff...damn them. Im going to get stuff delivered to me at the office more often ;-) And though you don't believe that they do They do come true For did my dreams Come true when I looked at you And maybe too, if you would believe You too might be Overjoyed, over loved, over me Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I love this discussion because it brings me back to a time where I was in a studio visiting a friend of mine...well next thing you know I was getting my clothes ripped off and I was being thrown up against the music board. Those knobs and buttons were just being manipulated in all sorts of ways. Next thing we knew...we hit the "on air" button and our lil escapade was being listened to by a lot of listeners at 2am who were probably horny as it was. The phone lines lit up like the Griswald christmas tree! It definately did good things to our friendship and his show. I'm now known as the orgasm chick. Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns? | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | To answer this question, one must answer the question, "what is the definition of sex?". If you rule out Grumpy's example and just use Bill Clinton's example, then the answer would be no (or yes if you don't by Bill's example). And QT, I'm hiring!!.....lol  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| CacaSmooches | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Damn, this needs to happen to me!!! "Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense. | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-24-2001 @ 11:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well I don't have any office stories but I do have school stories. This didn't happen to me but I wish I did. This girl and guy were in school till like 4 and she went down on this guy right there in the stairwell. My friend caught her with her all messed up hair and the guy looked like he came this is the same girl that gives up the baloon knot really easily too. E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 8:24 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Umm, newsflash...I did end up with the girl from the office last night! Great night of sex and fun!! Best part is, no strange feelings this morning when we saw one another...this could be a fun way to spend the office hours!! | ||||
| RigidMachine | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | skitch4u ..... hahaha .... LUNCHTIME!!!! -Someday, sometime, I will get my lazy ass to transfer to another site ... until then ..... | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-25-2001 @ 6:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Ok here is a full sex at the office story: I used to be an assistant manager at a movie theater, and began sleeping with another one of the assistants. For some reason, the head manager would put us alone together on shifts and we would be alone in the office a lot. After we started sleeping together, we got more daring, and one busy Saturday night, we snuck off into the stairwell that led from the lobby to the projection booth and started kissing (keep in mind that there were cameras and if the head manager was watching he would have seen us sneak in and possibly move the camera and watch). After kissing for a bit, he placed his hand up my skirt (I used to wear short skirts with thigh high stockings to work so he would have easy access)and started to finger me.....he lowered me onto the stairs and started going down on me, while the whole time we heard ourselves being paged on the radios....finally after realizing our boss was about to come down stairs we went back onto the floor with guilty looks on our faces....and a huge smile on mine.... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
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