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MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Howdy Faggots!!!

Fuck all of you.

Yes, I am at work. But, I plan on doing nothing of substance.

So, entertain me.




C'mon Butt - Like you DO ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE regardless of the weather ;)

BTW - Did the 'package' arrive?

Sig Pic Under Construction
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Geez Mashed,

Are you still sending man junk via the USPS?

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Cherry Chesterfield
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Kid why don't you come work for me today



Sorry Pink but that won't happen...KlD only works with 1 lady around here

spitfire421
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Fuck all you tools who got out of working today!!!!;) This fucking sucks! I had already devised my plan of getting out of work today, when my boss's husband calls and says "Oh, Kelly, I was just out on the road and their all fine, so I'm letting you know that you'll have no problem getting to work today!


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good mornig Spit!

I reluctantly marched myself into work, just in time to get a phone call from my co-worker. Guess what he was saying?

It wasn't "I'll be right in with donuts and hookers." Boo hoo, the roads are slick, my kids have the day off, boo hoo. Like I didn't want the day off too.

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

spitfire421
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Still at work.....

which if that wasn't bad enough, this fucking board had to go down fo like an hour, along with a shitload of other sites...I'm having sooooo much fun today, let me tell you!!!!!


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think we're the only two stuck at work. So I say EFFFFF YOU to everybody who's home

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
::YAAAAWWWWWWNNN::
::Rubs eyes::

Ahhh, I love snow days. Waking up at the crack of noon is the shit.

What? You mean you guys are working today? Oh, how sad for you...

Well, since I'm home I guess I'll take a nap around 2:00.




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return



This message was edited by Rookie on 3-5-01 @ 11:59 AM

spitfire421
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Rookie...you suck big hairy moose testicle!!!



Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone




This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-5-01 @ 12:08 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Everybody who has today off...


KISS MY BIG WHITE ASS corky:)

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, Shhhhhhhhhhhh....

No one is supposed to know that




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return

Cherry Chesterfield
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
That was funny Spitfire...lol

sorry Rookie

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What's the matter Cherry, the beating you received from Kid last night wasn't enough for you?

Do I need to put you over my knee young lady?




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return



This message was edited by Rookie on 3-5-01 @ 12:19 PM

Cherry Chesterfield
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
1st. off little boy...show respect for your elders.
2. KlD did not beat me...we had a mutual understanding

now go back to the kiddie table and let grown folks talk before I Kick your Rookie ass all over this board



This message was edited by Cherry Chesterfield on 3-5-01 @ 12:27 PM
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Hi all!

Now, why would I want to stay home on a day like this? First, because 3/4 of the commuters stayed home today, the subway was nearly empty. Didn't have to elbow my way into the car. Then, half the office is out. So, it's a nice easy day at work. The ride home will be just as quick and comfortable as this morning.

What would I do stuck in the house all day today? Watch DVD's for the 20th time? Nah, I'll save the day off for the Spring or Summer when I can go out and really enjoy the day off. And after my latest assignment is over, I'll REALLY need the break.



WARNING: I cannot be help responsible for the above, as apparently my cats have learned how to type.

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Arthur,

Long time no see...back from the depths of space and time, eh?

Snow Dammit!!

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-05-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Cherry, Cherry, Cherry...

I guess you never learn your lesson.

1st, show me someone who is my "elder" and maybe, just maybe I will respect them. Then again, maybe not.

2. It looked like a beating to me...

And as for kicking my ass all over the board, for some strange reason I feel myself getting turned on by that. Beat me baby. Whip me. Dress me up in leather panties and... (oh shit, I think I've said too much...)




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return

Guv'nor
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Is there anybody at work today, or are you all at home scared of a little snow?!

Sephiroth
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Scared of a little snow? Well, thats the defense of my reasons for staying home from school. But in reality, snow scares the shit out of me.



" At the center of the planet, all souls will gather. There, I will ascend to Godhood" - Sephiroth
"Hey are you "THE" white guy all the brother talk about?" - Vos
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o&aswallow
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Guv,

They have been begging for snow for the last week here to keep from going to work and school. Whimps, all f'n wimps. The media has had everyone here convinced the world is ending. It's ponderous, f'n ponderous. This non-storm has already cost our company $380,000 in lost revenue and an additional $14,300 in added expenses to change/cancel travel arraangements, hotel and food. What a F'n joke.



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Guv'nor
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
I wouldn't know about that it's so long since we've had snow here. The only thing I know about snow is how to ski/board on it and it doesn't scare me then!

SNAKEBITE
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Some of us went to work today Guv, my kids had a delayed opening, now they just canceled school.
Nobody else here, going to be a nice day.

Christ I'm glad I went to work. :)



Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, that's right! Another snowy day and I'm at work! I'm still scarred by yesterday's horrible rain day. Rudy closed everything when it rained and opens everything when it actually snows...ponderous.

Good morning Guv, how's the Queen today?

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
At work and getting back to being busy. How f'd up was the call on this storm?



Friend of Pedro Guerrero.


Adopted by Calm Your Nut.
Guv'nor
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Snakebite, Cap'n

She's fine but I don't think her sister Margret is going to last too much longer, hopefully we'll get a nice state funeral and more importantly a national holiday! Anyway how's your fudge?!



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