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danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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jokes belong in the "Question about deleted posts..." thread


If what I posted doesn't make sense, i was stoned and/or drunk at the time...
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Sure thing heap, here's what you do:

  • First you need some kind of stimulation, for you I would suggest one of the many "uncles" your mother used to bring home who would bounce you on their "knee" until they were ready to share their "vanilla pudding" with you.
  • Grasp the two inch terror with your thumb and pinkie and apply pressure.
  • Begin an up/down motion with your hand but don't go too fast because I'm sure you have no stamina to....
Oh wait, you said Moderator???? I thought you said masturbater? You have no chance in hell of being a moderator.




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GonzoStyle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:
Guys it was a joke... I'm not dolphin boy.


I knew the dolphin raper, and you sir are no dolphin raper.

Nowhere near as entertaining

"Mindless Ass Cunt - IAMANTHONY"
I think that sums it up.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me
She-Mail Me Here

The Heap
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hosp.. thank you.. I'll try that when I get home.. or on the drive home tonight.. I was wondering though... will you be my daddy?


mindless ass cunt! - IAMANTHONY
Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Heap, IM me now. You have to be adopted. Serious.


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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Heap be quiet and take the beating silently.



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The Heap
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
FEZ!!!! IM AT WORK YOU FUCKTARD!! I CANT!!!! JESUS LETTUCE!!!!!! what? Lassie, NO!!!!!!! Timmy's fallen down the well on the ole Harrisman property go get yer winch paw... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
Someones in the kitchen with Fezzy, someones in the kitchen I know-o-o-o, someones int he kitchen with FEZzZzZzZYYYYYYYYY, baking with PLay-hay- dough!

OHPA!!!!


mindless ass cunt! - IAMANTHONY
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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so long there, Heap...


If what I posted doesn't make sense, i was stoned and/or drunk at the time...
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Listen heap tons of people have im at work and he is trying to fucking help your retarded ass so I suggest you retract your last statement.



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IM me at stickysituation2

The Fourth International Is At Hand. The Beatiful Hand of Socialism Will Come and Sweep Away the Imperialist Pigs. Crush Your Oppressors.
The Heap
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Uh.. he knows I'm fucking around with him.. no need for retractions. He's a "friend" of mine.


mindless ass cunt! - IAMANTHONY
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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You know what, Heap's not even entertaining. I'm moving on folks, goodbye.




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Sometimes you have to be the bigger man.
E-Mail Me
Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
Rone
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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god, this is ponderous.



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Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Heap, you'll be a real "freind" if you let me a adopt you. It'll stop situations like these.


(In case you people haven't noticed, I like the crack baby posters)


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted usofar and Bumpkinhead
danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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i really don't get how anybody would want to be affiliated with Heap after this thread... if he's been banned before, he should know better


If what I posted doesn't make sense, i was stoned and/or drunk at the time...
CacaSmooches
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
lol...! I think this is funny...

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.


Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Heap, you got a toss from BM and now I will continue in that way and give your stupid as a my!

Are you really this fuckin stupid?

Ladies and gentlemen yet another poster child for reto active abortion!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Let me help you tie the rope around your neck, Let me help to talk you the wrong way off the ledge, Let me help you hold the glock against your head, Let me help to chain the wieghts onto your legs.....
Get On The Plank Fuck!!!!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

The Heap
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fez, no problem.. but not till i get home.. the firewall here blocks everything but the web.. even the new AOL IM on the ewb thing.


mindless ass cunt! - IAMANTHONY
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey Heap can i rub the scabs on my cock over your teeth and fill your mouth with blood. While i anally rape you with a shoe horn then we will be our way to making you mod material.

Then you will have to go down to the ATM with fagus.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me
She-Mail Me Here

Ronreddog
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Gonzo, just the thing I needed to read before I leave for the day! ;)

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Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH

I have GRADUATED squidink as of 4/23/01

WOW is here, please WOW this bully today!
CacaSmooches
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
where did Heap go?

"Kyle, I'm just a stupid piece of crap..." Just some nuggets (with corn) of wisdom from the bottom of the Jersey City Sewer Department- I love stealing Faceman's ideas & making them my own bc/ I like to post boring non-sense.


The Heap
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Gonzo...
quote:
Then you will have to go down to the ATM with fagus.


I don't know what that means but I actually LOL'd.



mindless ass cunt! - IAMANTHONY
Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
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Dana Dillon
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hun.Who are you to call Fez a Ftard.Obviously he trying to "help" you.

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
Nothing is planned, by the sea and sand.
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My second graduate sexbagel
My newest adoptee is PINKLETTUCE
GonzoStyle
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Heap all i can say is this if magus asks you to go an ATM bring some anal-ease and visene.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me
She-Mail Me Here

fatty chopped meat
posted on 04-24-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
this has to be the funniest fucking thread i have ever seen!!!!!!!

heap you are a tool.



Justin Credible is under my wing since 4-12-01


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