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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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I ran across this article thought it would be intersting to some.
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COKE

No wonder coke tastes soooo good:

1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway
after a car accident.

2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.

3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The
citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.

4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum
foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.

6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty
minutes before the ham is finished, Remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown
gravy.

8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a
regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FYI:
1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days.

2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved
for Highly corrosive materials.

3. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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I actually read the same thing a few weeks ago. pretty weird huh

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:36 PM      
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Coke also works really well to clean glass pieces(bowls and shit like that)...just soak it for a day and use Q-tips or Pipe cleaners to clean away all the resin, and it usually comes right off (and as a bonus, you can save the resin for future smoking when your stash is gone!)


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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I say they just start adding cocaine to coke again fuck it. But definetly nothing surprising i mean if you do enough research you will find pretty much everything is tainted.

Case in point McDonalds is the largest purchaser of cattle eye balls in the world but do you care?


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Shelle Bink
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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here i thought i would find out what to do with my friend cociaine.

j/k all ... i quit that shit a while ago.


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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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Think about what it does to your teeth.

Someone told me once if you soak a tooth in Coca-Cola overnight, it will be gone in the morning.

And yet, we drink it...




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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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I usually just snort my coke, but now I have all these great new uses for it.

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Rommel
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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If you have an upset stomach, a warm coke will take care of it.



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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
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science experiment in college, okay, we were bored and buzzed.

We poured coke on a hood of a prof's car. The paint faded in the two hours we had between class.


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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Does anyone know if this is most sodas or JUST coke, cuz I drink Pepsi and Ginger Ale if I have to have soda. I try to stay away from them all. Ice T is much better for you. :)



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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
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quote:

I usually just snort my coke, but now I have all these great new uses for it.


Me too. Frickin' carbonation hurts like hell.

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Hey Rog, Nice new pic. It's pretty much all soda. It's the acid in them. Coke and Pepsi are the worst.

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Well what i like to do with coke is ...
1. Get a spoon
2. poor in a gram
3. poor in equal amount of baking soda.
4. top with water.
Oh shit wrong topic

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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quote:

I try to stay away from them all. Ice T is much better for you.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
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I knew it wouldnt be long for the tools to come out for that old gag.

We are talking about this kind of coke



Not this kind of coke




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comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
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guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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guys, a can of coke relieves a hangover...saw this on a news report once...didnt believe it at first until i tried the day after new years and it was the only thing all day the made me feel better.

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posted on 02-26-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
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And it's guranteed to turn your teeth brown in a few short years :( It didn't occure to me untill about a 6 months ago either...

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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
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Cow eye balls???

I thought that was grizzle.....





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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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Would have never thunk it could be sop versatile

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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
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I thought I'de take a bath in coke and see what happens ......j/k



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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 7:17 PM      
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I actually learned something today. Thanks Gonz.

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 8:25 PM      
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mmm yummy raven in a bathtub full of coke, i'd suck that out with a straw..... holy shit i actually said it out loud


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
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posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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It's a good thing I don't drink Pepsi anymore. Soad will bloat you up.

I drink Hawaii Punch, Iced Tea or WATER.


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