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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Stupid Things You Did When You Were Younger.... | ||||
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| Sephiroth | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:01 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | quote: I posted on Opieanthony.com. That one still haunts me......::Shudders::: Seriously, i got a small list. At 5, i tried the old "I-want-to-be-superman-so- why-dont-i-jump-off-the-garage-trick". Broke my leg. At 15, I did a flip over a sand dune in a dune buggy. I nailed the flip, but broke my wrist. At 17, i decided to stop a fight between 2 drunken friends. Got slugged in the face, needed stiches over eyebrow after i fell on table. Last Week, i dropped the "C-Bomb" on a girl in my sociology class. Now all the chicks, including the one i was hitting on, hate my guts.  "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth For any and all questions you may ever have about FF, visit the Final Fantasy Shrine Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Bad idea. What the F were you thinking?  | ||||
| boatail | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:26 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | took a 67 gto convertible and cause the rear end being posi let it ride me under a cyclone fence . trashed the entire paint job . what an f,,,ing car | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Trust me. The CUNT deserved it. "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth For any and all questions you may ever have about FF, visit the Final Fantasy Shrine Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters | ||||
| Corinthia | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I too did the old mini bike jump-not..flew over the handle bars..maybe thats why Im so flat chested :) UFD'S "MORE GOODER" HALF E-Mail Me | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 9:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | when i was 7 i decided to kick open a steel garage door and i fractured my foot when i was 12 i decided to ride fast as hell on my bike through sand well i skided out and needed stiches well thats all for now Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 9:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | When I was 4 I kicked a fireman in the shin. When I was 7 I thought I could get 10 feet in the air and land on my buddy who was on the mat. I missed and got a fractured collarbone. When I was 11 I thought I could do a backflip on my bed and did and tore the cartilage in my chest.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
| Canthandlemybooty | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Hmmm....i got a list...i still do stupid things now but ill try and narrow it down. -When i was in Pre-k and the teacher wasnt looking i painted my face,arms and legs blue and when she caught me i told her i wanted too look like smurfette. -I dunno if anyone remembers the movie Annie but i used hang from my banister of the stairs and scream "Punjab save me" and act out the whole movie. -When i was 10 i went to Florida with my family to visit my dad's friend and they had an indoor pool and i got excited and ran to go see it and BOOM i ran into the glass sliding doors!! LOL....okay thats all i can think of now...i think i embarassed myself enough!!  "Oops I did it again" :) Adopted by the famous Drunk Boy....i feel so special!!:) Thanx Fyfetallica for the sig pic :) | ||||
| TeenSlut | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | i have done so many stupid things and i'm still young so chances are i'm going to do plenty more. here are some of my stupid mistakes... when i was five i was target shooting in my backyard w/ a bow and arrow and i missed and accidentally hit my neighbors front door when i was 8 i was running down my hall and ran into a glass door and broke my nose when i was 10 i was having a contest w/ my brothers to see who could jump further. i decided to jump down an entire flight of stairs and i sprained my ankle and dislocated my shoulder. when i was 13 i was at a concert and got really really drunk and stoned. i passed out in the parking lot and security took me to the first aid place. i missed the entire concert and my dad had to come pick me up. last summer, when i was 14, i was sunning in my back yard. no one was home so i decided to tan naked. not only did my boobs get really burnt but my mom came home and freaked out.  | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 04-29-2001 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | YESSS! I SHAVED OFF MY EYEBROWS TOO! I was a swimmer, and it was my first big "shave and taper" meet. I shaved down and decided to do my face and head, while I was at it why didn't I shave the little unibrow on my face? Well I kept trying to even it up and suddenly No eyebrows! My mom could not figure out what was missing for a few days! The kids in my neighborhood got bored one night, and really sick of people speeding up our once rarely traveled road, so one summer night we decided to twist toilet paper across the street for the next speeder up our hill, thinking it looked like a rope. Well we were hanging out when the roar of an engine and headlights started at the bottom of the hill. Deciding to go through with our plan, we dashed and stretched the paper across the street with enough slack as to have it sit on the street. As the car approached, we yanked on the charmin and then when we heard the breaks lock up and the screech of rubber on pavement, did we notice the lightbar on the roof of the car, yup, the cop of the town! We made like the road runner! Only one problem, we did it in front of our house!I could not sit for two days from that spanking! "Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Another story: When I was in kindergarten my best friend and I were sitting in the back of the room and playing with the big wooden blocks when she looked at me sweetly and said: "I wonder what would happen if I hit you over the head with this." Being the brain child that I was, I said "I don't know lets find out." So she raised the block high above her head and whackhit me as hard as she could. So of course, I start bawling my eyes out and she starts crying too for whatever reason...and when the teacher cane over to ask why I was crying and rubbing my head I pretended not to know....  How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| DannyNoonan | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 1:18 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | Just a couple quickies about my misadventures with minor firearms... I got my first bb gun when I was 5 (well yeah, we lived in Texas at the time...). I found that I liked to shoot leaves off of tree branches. Guess I was too stupid to think about the neighbors house, and more importantly, their windows behind the leaves. Well, we moved after 2, two! years of this and they sent us a bill to our new home out of state for the damages. My father ignored it and they didn't pursue it (so who's the really stupid one here?:)) And, yes, when I was 14, my parents, suffering from long term memory loss, bought me another, more powerful BB gun (and I went and equipped it with a nice scope). I brought it to my friend's house to show it off. They weren't impressed, so we played our usual knockdown, dragout game of wiffle-ball. When we were done, we noticed that the "short bus" had arrived at the town YMCA across the street (approx. 200 yds. away) and the Corky's were all hopping around as they were getting ready to board. After a very unlengthy discussion, Operation Herd Thinnning began. It's a good thing I hadn't calibrated the scope (a few minor limb shots, nothing serious) because I got pretty sweaty denying it at the police station, especially when they threatened a lie detector test. They let me go but my parents wised up...damn, that BB gun was sweet... | ||||
| FukMeBoobs | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:53 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I remember a group of us in 1st grade always got in trouble for eating glue. Then when I was 8, my dad had this huge puzzle laying out on our table in the dining room. One of those puzzles with over a thousand pieces. He was almost done with it and it took him a few weeks to complete it. One of those really complicated one with tiny pieces. One day I was curious one day as to what he was doing. Being the good girl that I am, I wanted to help my Dad out with the puzzle....so....I took half of the puzzle and the pieces to the kitchen table. I didnt realize that when u pick a puzzle up it falls apart!!!! I got a serious beating that day! lol Care to stick your hot dog in between my buns? | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:03 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Back up top just because I liked this thread. :)  "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | When i was in fourth grade i had this little prep jerkoff that was always getting on my nerves. One day he just came back to school after having to go to the hospital for a Hernia operation and he started to try to pick on me…. So I kicked him as hard as I could in the balls and popped his stitches, I got in so much friggin trouble "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" This message was edited by windowlck on 5-1-01 @ 10:11 AM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I just remember a couple more stupid things i did when i was younger...their names were Chris and TJ...lol And though you don't believe that they do They do come true For did my dreams Come true when I looked at you And maybe too, if you would believe You too might be Overjoyed, over loved, over me Looking for some cuties to adopt inquire within | ||||
| Bartman | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | holy shit i just realized that teen slutt is the same age as me.. this is great and shes hot as hell to bad im in school now Ah fuck excuse me while i have to sneak out of the computer room to avoid my happynes being noticed by the class Visit my webpage you can also email me E-Mail Me | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Since Flock brought this back, here is another story of my stupidity: When I was younger, my parents bought me a fish tank for my bedroom. My mother would give me milk and a few cookies before I would go to bed at night, and for some reason I got the idiotic idea that the fish needed milk too (probably because my mother rammed milk down my throat telling me it was the only way to be big and strong). So I went into my bedroom with the cup of milk and dumped it into the fish tank, got into bed and went to sleep. Needless to say, when I woke up in the morning, the water was still all cloudy and all the fish were dead. I played stupid as to what happened....but they never got me fish again.... How I'm craving you, yeah! Every time I'm near you I always want to swallow you down I'll be right here if ya' need me In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why I'll never disappear | ||||
| bluetarp | posted on 05-01-2001 @ 10:25 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Got into a bb gun fight with friends at 14. I was hunkered down in some brush when one of my friends took an aggressive type, I'm goona get you stand. Just as my finger pulled back on the trigger he rouched down. Instead of a chest shot, I hit his upper lip, which immediately swelled to about the size of one of those cherry tomatoes. We explained it to his parents it was a richochet off a pipe we shot. They didn't believe us. Some people think I'm a psycho, everybody else knows it! This message was edited by bluetarp on 5-1-01 @ 10:28 AM | ||||
| ClumsyChaos | posted on 08-24-2001 @ 4:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | When I was ten or so there was this girl who lived down the road from me...I knew noting about her parents. Well my brother convinced me to empty a Valentines box, find dog poop around the neighborhood and give it to her. So I collected doggy doo and put it carefuly in side the slots for the individual peices of chocolet. Only to find out that her father was my pop-warner coach that very summer. I did not get much playing time.  Why dont you people get your own Sig pic...stop using my X symboll | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 08-24-2001 @ 5:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | I was a really angry kid, for no good reason really. One time in grammer school basketball, we were warming up for a scrimmage game and waiting for our coach to show up. While on line for layups, I got into a argument with another guy on the team and smacked him upside the head. He flipped out and took a swing. He missed. I didn't. Twice. He fell down with a bloody lip while two of the biggest guys on the team grabbed me from behind. (Me and those two were the three tallest guys in our grade.) I went nuts and started trying to throw them off while cursing at them to "Get the fuck off me." After I calmed down and they let go, I realized we were on the opposite end of the court and the other team was staring at us. One of them said, "Shit, we gotta to play HIM?!?" When the coach got there, everything was calm. Then he saw the other kid's bloody lip and found out what happened. Benched us both for the game. What really sucked is we were both second string and he was originally planning to start us and give us a lot of playing time.  Mercenaries: Don't Fight till the Profits Right. A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button. I have adopted VooDude. Room for one more. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 08-24-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Woah....blast from the past! Since this is back from the dead: I was on vacation with my parents a while back and we were staying in a cabin for whatever reason....well there were bunk beds for me and my brother. He took the top bunk, but I decided to check it out and got scared and was afraid to come down....I was up there for almost 2 hours crying asking them to call the fire department to come get me down....needless to say, I have yet to live that down.  why do I say I'm fine when it's obvious I'm not? why's it so hard to tell you what I want? why can't you just read my mind? | ||||
| Spork | posted on 08-24-2001 @ 7:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Four years old. Decided to stuff one of those little cylindrical pieces of Lego up each nostril. Not a slick idea, my mom had to take them out with tweezers.  "Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says. | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | When I was about 10 my dad decided to arm me and my brother with BB guns. I got the hand gun my brother the high power rifle. About 3 days before we were moving I decided to attack my asian neighbors. They lived 1 house away. They were having this party in their back yard. I wanted to look cool so, i started shooting at them. I was yelling "Take that you japs" About 1 hour later I see these Chinese people in my back yard yelling " you shoot me". My parents came out side and the asians told my Dad that i shot them in the leg and i almost shot this little girl. In front of my friends my dad grabs the guns and kicks my ass. That day sucked! I cant belive I was that fucking stupid! But, its funny now. -Vinny <"http://www.vatican.rotten.com/triggerlocks/URL"> | ||||
| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Alright I wasn't gonna post this but what the hell. When I was about 9 or 10 my family wanted to go to Maine. So we found this really nice camping ground on a lake and rented a cabin for the week. The bedroom that my older brother and I were sleeping in wasn't really a bedroom, but a second story loft. Well there were no stairs to the loft just a 12 foot wooden ladder. As I was getting ready to venture to the first floor i got the genious idea to climb down the ladder facing AWAY from the ladder. I think I got 1 rung down when my feet said, "You done fucked up but good this time" and decided not to plant themselves firmly on the next rung. i think we all know what happened next..... A 12 foot plummet, but I didn't hit the floor first. I hit the rung of the ladder directly before the floor. Bounced off that rung then landed hard on the floor. After sitting on the floor in shock for about 30 seconds and my parents not knowing what the fuck just happened or what to do, my face explodes into tears. Needless to say the cabin we were staying in didn't have regular dinner table chairs, but wireframe metal chairs. My ass hurt so bad that sitting on these chairs made it feel like I was sitting on a hot BBQ grill. So then everytime I wanted to sit down I had to put a pillow under my ass. Fuck was I humiliated.  Click here to check out my band "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email This message was edited by Jon Benet Norton on 8-25-01 @ 12:40 AM | ||||
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