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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Stupid Question : Ulitmate Porn | ||||
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| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:47 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00  | You have an unlimited budget. You can get porn stars that are perfect look-a-likes for ANYONE. You can film at any location on earth. All the participants have Hollywood level acting talent. So, skies the limit. What would be your ultimate porn flick? Who's in it? Does it have a story, or just constant sex scenes? Special effects? Location? How long? Let your imagination go wild.  'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i would love to have :Lita, Steph McMahon, Janet Jackson, Katie Holmes, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilara, Pam Anderson- ummm all in my room. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Brittney Spears was born to be in porn...at least she be doing something she looks like she has the talent for then no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| weinie | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:57 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | i got a video camera. Hey spit... whaddya doing later? | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 9:59 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Stupid Answer: The Unlucky Guy (Now on DVD) Shania, The Chick on the Cover of Maxim this month, Trish (and I'm not convinced she hasn't already), Gorgeous George (She has in the past, but she just has that dirty sex quality), and Hallie Landry.  Sometimes you have to be the bigger man. E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!! | ||||
| InYerEar | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | stalker patty, mendi, the alien from the boob contest, cher, celine dion and kathy lee gifford starring with norton and a machete. now that would be hot! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:04 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Special effects? Plot? Why? Heres the promo shot for my dream porno flick entitled "The All You Can Eat Buffet"   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:06 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Actually I was thinking more like: The cast of Friends doing a tour of the best outdoor locations to have sex in in Manhattan. Jerri Ryan (7 of 9) getting kidnapped by horny aliens. Nicole Kidman as "O" in "The Story of O" 'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 10:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Jessica Alba in the remake of "Deep Throat" What more could you want? I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  [email protected] | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 11:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Alba would be sweet in porn, I bet she swallows with a smile. I love Sherylynn Fenn and would love to see her take it in the ass. | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Can I bring my wife? Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u & JasonFromRiverEdge | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 2:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Joey, You get the prize for Obscure Reference of the Day!!! Funny shit! Marge Simpson and Eve Plumb going lesbo... I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!! [email protected] | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 3:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Damn, what happened to all the ladies? Spit's the only one with the guts to answer, and all she did was diss on Brittany Spears! You think I started this to hear guy's fantasies? NOT! I wanted to hear the porn's that the LADIES would want to direct. ::Walks away from the sausage fest dissapointed:: Yeah, right! LOL 'Anyone who is capable of being elected president should on no account be allowed to do the job' - The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy Arthur smiled at him wanly and shrugged again. He turned and smiled wanly at the rest of the pub just in case any of them had heard what was going on. None of them had, and none of them could understand what he was smiling at them for. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Eliza Dushku she is one hot piece of ass  | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 04-30-2001 @ 6:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | My fantasy porn would be either in Roman times, got to love those orgies or a post-apocaplyptic world where I am the only man left alive and I must do it with every woman on the planet(there are only hot women left). I would of course star with the women mentioned above and I'd like to add Laura Prepon.  E-Mail Me IM me at stickysituation2 | ||||
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