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KeeKee
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Tonight was the first time I ever went out on a
bike (motorcycle)...I always wanted to ..it was
GREAT!!! the wind the turns the speed.. anyone
else kno what I am talking about...any bike
own


adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:36 PM      
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If there ever was a misleading thread title this was it.



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posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Nothing beats a motorcycle, especially on a night like this (weather wise). I used to ride my friend's years ago, but never managed to buy one for myself. I still want one, but the fiancee' has reservations about it. Glad to hear there are other bike-lovers on the board!


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KeeKee
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

If there ever was a misleading thread title
this was it.


LOL... I am sorry but if you kne my sex ife you
would understand...

And thats cool Goatweed.. I waslike that with my
ex- but now i cant wait to ride again


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posted on 05-03-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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quote:

And thats cool Goatweed.. I waslike that with my
ex- but now i cant wait to ride again



I should have you talk to my fiancee'! She Won't even get on a bike. She thinks of all the negative things you tend to hear - accidents, crashes, how it can be dangerous, etc., but she doesn't get how awesome it feels, and what level it can put you on. I've tried to get her to try it, but she never goes for it, and if I push, it gets ugly. I still ride once in a while, when I get together with my friend (shhhhh).


"Do you suffer from maintenance sex?"
KeeKee
posted on 05-03-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I wont tell... it took me a long time though to
get over the fear... i had a friend in a bad
accident...maybe she will 1 day



Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I have one, wanna go for a spin?




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bluetarp
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I know what you mean KeeKee, I used to own a bike, but I don't think a Schwinn counts, haha. Anyways, I had a very lucky accident going 50 mph, and began to realize I'm not bullet proof, or living where riding was a good idea. Someday, the fantasy goes cross country, doing the Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenence thingy.


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fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
im sorry pal but a bike doesnt come close to a nice shaved v- and a perky pair of t's



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DannyNoonan
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

im sorry pal but a bike doesnt come close to a nice shaved v- and a perky pair of t's
I think your sig pic is my inspiration to overcome my fear of riding an exposed and dangerous thing...



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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 3:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I think your sig pic is my inspiration to overcome my fear of riding an exposed and dangerous thing...


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Someday, the fantasy goes cross country, doing the Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenence thingy.

I know what you're talking about. I just reread it a month or so ago. If I ever get the big wheels and the time off I'm doing it.




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Ricky Retardo
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I use to think the same way... And I wanted to get a bike for the longest. Until I went to Rotten.com and saw pics of some bad bike accidents... Ewww... That made it much less appealing for me to get a bike...

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KeeKee
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:47 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hmmm... I think I will pass on Patty's T&A but
thanks for the idea....
And Brownstone...I'll think about it...I hope yu
drive better then you drink though..J/K


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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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Kee Kee, welcome to the dark side. I've been riding for years,( over 30 ). Only one accident. Bikes=good times, good people

Unicron
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Harley....Harley is the only bike. You ride one of those jap crotch rockets or those jap-wanna-be-Harley bikes, your gay.




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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
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Unicron, I agree cruisers are the way to go and I love Harleys as much as the next guy, but the truth is Japanese cruisers get you more value for the money.




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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 8:58 PM      
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KeeKee thanks for once again misleading us all into this thread. I greatly aprreciate it;)


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posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:02 PM      
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I've got two sick chopped sporty's in the garage, but neither have been ridden in a while.One is completely torn down and the other you have to be psycotic to ride.I finally have the bucks to finish my hardtail so this summer I will be back in the wind!! CHOPPERS RULE,SHOCKS ARE FOR GIRLS!!! (no offense ladies)


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posted on 05-05-2001 @ 5:53 PM      
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My friend just got a bike and I've been thinking about getting one but I'm not sure. I heard somewhere that 80% of bike riders have been in accidents and of those 80%, 90% of the time it was someone else's fault. Even if you are a great rider, there's a good possibility that some douche bag is going to cause you great bodily harm. Well, anyway, I'm most likely still going to get one, Any suggestions as to what kind I should get?

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GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
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I have a certain pic that I would show, but I have been forbidden to do so by the mods. Let's just say, try not to ride a "donorcycle"

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posted on 05-06-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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i was expecting to read something about a tomato with a hole in it or something.

that old gag


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Claire
posted on 05-06-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Actually, this is a very well-titled thread....

I personally love Harleys, but believe that anyone who really rides and enjoys is in the brother/sisterhood.
Nothing like the wind in your face and 6 inches between you and the speeding road. Nothing. There is no better way to experience the outdoors, scenery & life. No way.

Uummmm-anyone else ever "arrive" while riding?
Just curious ;)



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posted on 05-07-2001 @ 12:18 AM      
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Well gahhhh damnnnnn KeeKee. Here's a topic that I feel right at home with. Bikes, sex and the effects they have on women. Here's a few Grumpy insights. This is coming from a former harley owner (Softtail).

1. There is only one bike worth riding: Harley Davidson. All those Japanese Rice Burner Crap is nothing but garbage.

2 - Nothing beats riding a bike on an open road on a nice warm day. Not to hot, not to cold. I could go all day on the bike.

3 - Women love Harley's for one reason. It's a 600 lb. vibrator. You think those hot biker chicks hang with the scruffy hells angel lookin guys for their looks and money? puh-lease. It's the bike.

If it wasn't for the psychotic shits that drive the highways of New York and New Jersey, I'd still have my bike. New York and New Jersey drivers have no fucking clue what the word "courtesy" means. For a biker, that's a death warrant. I have a lot of friends that paid dearly cuz some asshole "didn't see them". My point ?

4 - If you're gonna ride with someone, make sure they have some experience. Riding alone and riding with someone are two different skill sets. You have to know how to handle the extra weight for turning and stopping. If your friend JUST got his bike, give him a year before you ride with him.


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-07-2001 @ 3:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Do you think there's enough of us for an (unofficial) oa.com bike run?




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