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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Hey, punchout, listen to your friends! You Are A Loser! and no I will not tell you why I banned you, again!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
When...

- You remember some punching bag named "unknownsources"

- DaBomb is waiting for you at 12 Noon in Bryant Park

- Stingray is still muttering your name, and has nightmares about a flushing sound

- You heard about a TOOL on Wall Street

- You'll know that visitng it the show is 4 hours of interns ignoring you...and you're not Patti

- First rule of Fight Club is not to talk about Fight Club

- Have seen CBH's warm and affectionate side....HA HA, who we kidding!!! =)

- Actually had a post deleted or edited by JustJon of all people

- Think you have special "immunity"






"Oh a false clock tries to tick out my time -
To disgrace, distract, and bother me.
And the dirt of gossip blows into my face,
And the dust of rumors covers me.
But if the arrow is straight -
And the point is slick,
It can pierce through dust no matter how thick.
So I'll make my stand
And remain as I am
And bid farewell and not give a damn."

Bob Dylan
Bangster
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
When ur bummed that the foundry chat is down because now u dont know what the hell do to.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching
GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
When you are talking to a person face to face and you are talking about something discussed on the board and you say... "yeah me and my friends were talking about that yesterday...."

When you run to the bathroom to do your business as quickly as possible, just so you can come back and see who posted on your thread.


"Don't you know? A clown can get away with Murder!" -John Wayne Gacy

NJDude
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
When you remembered users Ulook123 and Always420



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00

  1. You are concerned over the title under your name and when you can't get to a computer you wonder if during that interval it was changed
  2. You think of posts during the day and can't wait to get to a computer to write them on the board
  3. You reload either GD or OT 5 times at every minute to see if either a new thread pops up or a new response is made to an old thread (extra points if you do this and get excited when it's one of your threads that moved back to the top)
  4. you know how to use the search function
  5. It's your home page
  6. You're no longer a psychopath
  7. You're senses are tuned to the point where you can detect moron posters from just reading one post
  8. You remember at least three times the board format was changed
  9. You remember when Spaz was fired and the belief that like 10 posters was Spaz
  10. You do math to determine the number of times the thread was viewed over the number of times there was a response




Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney
Read my column at Foundry

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 5-4-01 @ 11:03 PM
hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

If you remember the star trek and IIIIICCCCCEEEEEEE CCCCRREEAAAAAAMMMMMM BBBBBBAAAAAARRRSSSSSS threads



-JTK... I miss his threads..



I'm an illegal immigrant... come and get me INS!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-04-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You turn a thread into a 200 post chat thread without actually answering the guy's question.



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The Fourth International Is At Hand. The Beautiful Hand of Socialism Will Come and Sweep Away the Imperialist Pigs. Crush Your Oppressors.
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 12:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
You remember when JMB was so friggen hot for Amy (WnewsGirl) that he used to pick fights with her just to build up the sexual tension!!



Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable?
Or am I miserable because I listen to pop music?

Write To Me Here


GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 12:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
slash...lmfao god I feel old!

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"

Dan-O
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
-- You can decipher Buttmunch's acronyms! LMMFAOROFSAFBAESC
-- You're embarrassed cause you sort of have the same name as skank! Welcome back! :) ;)


"Art isn't easy"
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
When you stop kissing the mod's asses
or
When you leave because of the stupid kindergarden-style politics

WoRMFACE
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 2:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
you know what the letters IP and UP mean.




Kill Your
Elected
Official
Today!
GonzoStyle
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 2:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
when you remember cbh starting threat after thread for ulook123

when you remember the day skuttl and bullnuggets became mods.

when you remember who d d d darx was

when you remember which turn you took in calling the show after the bang party

when you know who liquid ice is

when you spend every god given moment thinking about how to schedule your day around the board.

when you remember when you could change your own status.

when you remember the star rating system for members.

when you remember when "my 100th post" threads were cool.



I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

HummerLovin
I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 2:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
---when you're so drunk and tired that your head keeps falling and you have to catch it, but you still can't shut off your computer and go to bed---

---when you're willing to drive 70 miles to a party to hang out with a bunch of wackos you hardly know---




"Exams are over and I am happy! So, if i'm mean, it just means that you're an asshole!"


Danilo
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 3:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
...when Danilo used to be called hangupthephoneUSKANK!



I'm an illegal immigrant... come and get me INS!
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 4:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
okay, I haven't been here all that long, but i can sooo relate to everyone who's been mentioning scheduleing their day around the board... It's one in the morning in Cali., I'm, like, one of two, TWO people here, I've got SEVEN windows open, and SIX are for the board. I'm refreshing every five minutes, even tho' there's only one other person logged on. But it's really sick that I can relate to 9 out of 10 things that Fez was talking about. **Shudder**

**shrug** Oh, well. It's still better than sunlight and fresh air.






Walk it off, deek...


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F N Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 4:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00

  1. I remember when Skank killed every thread
  2. I remember when there were no sig pic restrictions
  3. I remember when my newbie got banned in beta
  4. i remember JMB before he was Schlongless Man
  5. quote:

    You're senses are tuned to the point where you can detect moron posters from just reading one post
    (are you talking about me again?)



Professional Slacker
To look at all of my photo albums click my sig pic
or go to www.picturetrail.com/fugginmoron or you can E-Mail Me
Currently overseeing the lurking of Sluggo667
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 4:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
1. You remember the fact that the board owners' and one of his moderators sig pics were both made by one of the most despised ex-board members..

2. You know who Roger is

3. You remember CBH's more colorful sigs with fondness and a good laugh

4. you remember when every other thread on the board was an argument over whether the Yanks or Mets would win the world series

5. You post at 4:30 on a Saturday morning....




NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

E-Mail Me
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 5:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

---when you're so drunk and tired that your head keeps falling and you have to catch it, but you still can't shut off your computer and go to bed---

Damn...
quote:

You post at 4:30 on a Saturday morning....


::Looks at clock... sees 5:03am::
Damn again... ;)
Good night.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
...When you've been banned for the night.


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted usofar and ::Gulp::The Heap
MashedPotatohead
NIGGA PLEASE! All the bitches in here are crazy!
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
....when you get to work and you check the board BEFORE reading/answering e-mail or checking your voice mail.



Sig Pic Under Construction
Bangster
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
When you're listening to the weekend O&A show, just to have something to post about on the board.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching
King f-tard
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
MPH, thats every day for me.
Bangster, very true.

When you blow off going to the airport to wait for a friend, to wait and watch the board all day to see if there are any new posts regarding the anniversary party that evening.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
I thought we were all just having fun...
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
When you...

- banned yourself and another mod

- have video of Marco and Froy together

- know someone's boxers or briefs answer before they post it

- have mod powers after being de-modded

- remember some Whale's Eye chap







"Oh a false clock tries to tick out my time -
To disgrace, distract, and bother me.
And the dirt of gossip blows into my face,
And the dust of rumors covers me.
But if the arrow is straight -
And the point is slick,
It can pierce through dust no matter how thick.
So I'll make my stand
And remain as I am
And bid farewell and not give a damn."

Bob Dylan


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