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TFEC
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posted on 05-05-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
So as not to defile another poem thread, this is the place to post all the dirty poetry. The only way this thread can be defiled if for someone to post a real poem on it. Now with that being said....... Let the games begin!!!


There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!"

Beans, beans are good for your heart,
the more you eat them the more you fart,
the more you fart the better you feel,
so eat some beans at every meal.

Here I sit broken hearted,
tried to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
went to fart and shit my pants!




LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Little Miss Muffet....



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Sephiroth
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
[Insert Any Dice Limerick Here]



"It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
It's no secret that ambition bites the nails of success,
Every artist is a coward, Every poet is a thief
They all kill their inspiration and sing about their grief."
-U2


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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 5-5-01 @ 5:17 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 5:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many kids...her uterus fell out!!OHH

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
Sgt Krusty
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 6:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Which way?



couldn't resist...

Thanks Filzy/CLS. Allied with kwyjibo.

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onehung lo434
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 9:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Protector of Spunk Bubbles for 10 days

Lmao!

fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
roses are red, violets are blue, now suck my cock



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posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
little boy blew...he had to he needed the money OHHHHHHHH boggaglooga loo

i didn't watch out so the insects got me


GRABMYJUNK
posted on 05-05-2001 @ 11:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
ink a dink a bottle of ink
i shoved my cock into your stink
you cried for your father
I pushed it farther
somehow you claim I'm a dad!

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"

Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it!


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