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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Guys which hurts more?? Nuts or....?? | ||||
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| DannyNoonan | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 11:39 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01  | quote:and quote: I just recently got diagnosed with a slight tear in the rotator cuff (hurt like a mother f'er) and I burned my hand in the oven tonight making dinner...guess I just need to have this woman I'm dating kick me in the nuts to complete the Triple Crown of Pain... | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-06-2001 @ 11:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have had a rotator cuff problem, and got "scoped" even, but nothing yet has compared to the sheer blinding pain that a nut shot induces! I must agree, that the anticipation of the pain can be the worst thing! "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!" Fuck the sig pic! I forgot how to do it! | ||||
| Skeet Slambone | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 12:00 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | That 2 seconds of Nut pain confirmation can be a killer. For that 2 seconds you're really hoping you didn't get it, and actually thinking you might not have. But then it hits all at once. Fucking ouch.
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| Jon Benet Norton G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 12:22 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | I've passed 2 kidney stones and have had another surgically removed. Now mind you the 2 I passed were small enough to where I didn't feel them pass, but when they were traveling through my body, thats a different story. The pain you experience from kidney stones is a lengthy second from a kick in the balls. GRABMYJUNK, tell your girl that if she wants to know what getting kicked in the groin feels like; tell her to take 2 ping pong balls and lodge them in her throat side by side so it feels like she wants to vomit. Then tell her to have every single internal organ in her body tied into knots. Then send said organs through a paper shredder. I'm sorry, but I dont even think child birth can compare. You can dull any pain, but you CAN'T dull the pain you feel from a kick to the yambag. Just roll up into the fetal position and wait for it to go away. Check out my band at: Visit this Website "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli- | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 1:16 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Balls or ankles? they are two different types of pains. Balls are short term sharp pain. Sprains are long term dull pain, occassional sharp flinch. If you want to experience true pain or measure extreme pain, here's a few from the closet of Grumpy: - Broken (snapped) Collarbone (extreme pain, 6 months to heal) - Fractured femur - Kidney Stones - Likened to giving birth (made me appreciate the wonders of demoral) - Meningitis (infection of the brain and spinal fluid) - the headache that comes with this is sharp, long term and no medication relieves it. I would have prefered to be dead then feel this pain ever again. Just my two cents. Compared to the four above, you can kick me in the balls anyday or twist my ankle for hours.  5 Million sperm and YOU had to be the one to get through? The latest member of the Grumpy Household: shyjer. Any and all complaints should be directed to me. | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 3:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I had a needle biopsy on my nuts a couple of years ago, that was the worst pain I have ever been in even with the anesthesia. Everything was negative but the soreness lingered for a month or so. And the first thing I did when I got home from the procedure was to whack it to make sure it still worked. | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 7:30 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | The nuts in the Muhammad Ali, Bruce Lee, Martial arts grandmaster, General Patton, Heavywight grand champion of pain on the anatomy of a man. A sprained wrist is NOTHING. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady."-The Shermanator | ||||
| smex182 | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 9:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | hurting your ankle or wrist is not that bad because you hurt your ankle or whatever and you just stay off it and the pain goes away. Now when you get one right on the nuts you are powerless there is nothing you can do but scream in pain and wait for it to pass. That alone is worse regardless of the pain itself that really is impossible to explain. | ||||
| Kwyjibo | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 9:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | The worst nut injury I have seen was my junior year of high school football. Our center hiked the football and the nose tackle popped up and put his helmet into the kids groin. He hit the cup so hard it cracked open, the kids nut went through and it closed on his scrotum with a nut on each side of the crack. Lots of blood. Almost made you not want to wear a cup. Kwyjibo  Adopted by Brokenjaw Thanks to PanterA for the sigpic | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Getting kicked in the nuts is quite possibley one of the worst things ever to happen to a guy. CAFFINE WILL KILL YA!! | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:10 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have broken my finger, sprained my ankle, had stitches taken out of my forehead, got hit it in the back of the head by accident from a wooden bat, got a bottle cracked over my head in college in a barfight and still nothing hurts worse than getting kicked in the nuts. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:21 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I've had a couple of bits of constipation where I had nearly passed out and thrown up. I would consider the only thing that I have ezperience that is more painful than getting hit in the nuts, especially when the pain travels to the nuts and it feels like hot boling acid traveling in the nuts. I would also say that this is comparable to child-birth. 1) just a little shit comes out either way 2) a man's ass is not meant to expand.  "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 10:29 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Some food for thought...    "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 05-07-2001 @ 4:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: -Weird Science, Bar scene  | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 8:20 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | From my injury experiences (luckily there haven't been too many so far), nothin worse then the shot in the nads. -------------------------- E-Mail me HERE AIM ME AT : OA AfdB | ||||
| wage | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 8:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | damn, getting hit it the nuts isn't a good thing! i can feel my stomach tightening up just thinking about it. and yeah, that delay sucks, gives you time to realize how bad it's going to hurt. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 05-08-2001 @ 8:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | please, stop this thread...rember how we all felt when they were talking about when the british guy's nut FELL OUT, well i'm feeling that now...its like sympathy pain, right in the pit of my sack.and kicked isn't what hurts the most...getting hit by something(like a girl's purse like my friend did to me 2 weeks ago) is worse.kicking doesn't have as much force or the angle. stuff like purses not only gets the nuts, but also your dick, which makes it hurt to pee(and we all know how getting juiced makes you pee) also, sunday, i was on my way home and saw something else really sick...a kid was riding his bike, and he fell and hit himself on the bar of his bike...it looked sick..he was crying, and all his friends where near him, just cringing and yet another thing on getting hit in the nuts...is anyone else glad that wrestling has cut down on nut shots?back in the old days, shawn michales fell onto the ropes "cowboy style" just about every match, bret hart stomping on peoples nuts before the sharpshooter, and then there's chyna and her main move.we really need less nut shots on tv i didn't watch out so the insects got me This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-8-01 @ 8:36 PM | ||||
| GRABMYJUNK | posted on 05-09-2001 @ 1:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have settled the bet thing with Monica, I won. My new question is: does one build an immunity over time to being kicked there, or is it the deadening of tissue? The reason I ask is that I was kicked there regularly by my older sister in every argument we ever had! So much so that I started to wear my cup around the house as a pre-emptive protection. Or is it that I have a heightend ingrained protective response to ball attacks to the point that I have had incidents that should have left me speaking like mickey mouse but havent done a thing! Anybody know ?? "Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!  | ||||
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