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TeenWeek
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
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Name the 5 movies you saw you hate the most in any particular order.

1)Eyes Wide Shut (Worst movie of all time from opening credits to the end)
2)Mystery Men (Only movie I ever turned off. Got it on video)
3)Mars Attacks (Great cast, retarded movie. Just really really stupid and not even funny kind of stupid)
4)What Dreams May Come (I wanted to puke for entire movie)
5)Mission to Mars (Good start, worst ending ever in the history of movies)


Shoring
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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joe dirt
little nicky
eyes wide shut
gone fishing
any dice movie

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allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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1) Contact. I still want my $8.50 back! What kind of lame writers do you have if the make the alien look like her father because it would make it easier to comprehend everything.
2) Unbreakable. Unbearable. I don't give a shit if he did the 6th Sense.
3) Rushmore - the only funny line in that movie was, "These are OR scrubs". "Oh, Are they?" I had to fight to stay awake for the rest of it. Bill Murray's worst movie ever.
4) Anything with the Baldwin Brothers, Barbara Streisand, or Woody Allen in it.
5) Battlefield Earth. L. Ron Hubbard is a kook. Visit this Website



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spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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--Last Action Hero
--Batman & Robin
--Crow: City of Angels
--any Woody Allen movie (sorry film professors) esp. Annie Hall
--Waterworld
(I'm sure there's more I can't think of right now LOL)



I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Jaws 3 3D....Masters of the Universe(Heman movie with Dolph Lundgren).....Xanadu.

Spit good call on the second Crow...Considering how good the first was.... wha wha what happened???





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smex182
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
1. The Truman show (Only time I walked out of a movie)
2. Mystery Men (Turned off after 15 Mins)
3. Barbed Wire (Yes she's hot so)
4. Ford Failane (No explanation needed)
5. The Cindy Crawford Movie (I got laid for going but still not worth it)

Fyfetallica
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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i hated Natural Born Killers, i walked out on it

and i hated trapped in paradise with nick cage and dana carvy



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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
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Picture Perfect -- On a return flight from my first time flying (hate flying). Plane must have dropped 5,000 - 10,000 feet in a second. I was more natious [sic.] from the movie than the turbulance.





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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Any Police Academy with a number over 3
Jury Duty - god, what an abortion that was.
Encino Man- not his worst, but pretty bad.
(Can you tell I hate Pauly shore)






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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 12:59 PM      
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Howard the Duck
nuff said

spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Picture Perfect...Jay Mohr's film masterpiece LOL


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
Banana_juice
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Blankman
Grease 2
Police Academy (any one after 3)


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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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These are just a few that popped in my head:

  • Hudson Hawk - was on cable recently, what a piece of shit.
  • Superman 3 and 4 - much like the Crow reference, what the hell happened??
  • JFK - I fell asleep on this movie in the theater - nothing more to say.
  • Eyes Wide Shut - nothing to say, just sucked.
  • Grease - I know a lot of people (especially women) tend to like this one, but I personally can't stand it - hate the movie, hate the songs.

There are others I can come up with given enough time, I'm sure.


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Francine Banger
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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I have a list of every movie I have seen and Have ranked them in order. Here are my bottom 10.

588. The Game (1997) W/ Michael Douglas
589. Greedy (1994) W/ Michael J. Fox
590. Superstar (1999) W/ Molly Shannon
591. Gia (1998) W/ Angelina Jolie
592. Surf Ninjas (1993) W/ Ernie Reyes Jr.
593. Fever Lake (1996) W/ Corey Haim
594. Other People's Money (1991) W/ Danny Devito
595. Its Pat (1994) W/ Julia Sweeney
596. Terminal Bliss (1992) W/ Luke Perry
597. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) W/ Donald Pleasance

TeenWeek
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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I actually liked JFK. I liked when they kept showing his head get blown off and Costner kept saying back and to the left. oops sorry Hope I did not roon it for every body that John F Kennedy was shot in the head.


spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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wow, Banger, that's pretty extensive...I couldn't imagine writing a list--that must've taken a while

add Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare to my list--roooined the whole series


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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You people mock that which you don't understand.

o&aswallow
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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quote:

5. The Cindy Crawford Movie (I got laid for going but still not worth it)



I don't know, I could sit through the English Patient and even shed a sensitive fake tear if I knew I was getting laid afterwards.

The Way We Were (Boringest f'n movie I ever saw and I didn't get laid afterwards)
Toys (Robin Williams)
Scary Movie (Sorry it sucked)
Scream 3
Full Metal Jacket (The second half. The boot camp first half rocked. They should have ended the movie there.)


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TeenWeek
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:40 PM      
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O&Aswallow, for Full Metal Jacket, I have seen the first half at least 10 times on cable, I actually never watched the 2nd part of it.


spitfire421
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
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LOL, I'm the exact opposite--I have to skip the beginning, it's just too much for me


I stand alone on the cliffs of the world,
no-one ever tends to me.
Sitting alone covered in breeze.
Some things are so my mind can breathe.

The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long.
Draped in sun, hands in sand.
Earth acid cleanses me.
It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet)
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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
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I Loved Eyes Wide Shut (but then again I have a hard on for Kubrick) andJFK and a bunch of the others mentioned. I even thought Jury Duty was Pauly Shore's best. As for worst...

* SUperman IV
* Jaws IV
* Nightmare on Elm Street 2
* The Patriot (why did I hate this movie so?)
* friday the thirteenth 6- I think this was the one without Jason
* Final Justice (Joe Don Baker movie, MST3K fans know what I'm saying)


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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Howard the Duck
nuff said



Damn Doc Iloved that movie.


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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:30 PM      
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Superstar
Mystery Men



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posted on 05-08-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Last Action Hero


i totally agree spit, that was one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

also, the horse whisperer. don't ask me why i sat through that fucking mess of a movie.



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Francine Banger
posted on 05-08-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
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wow, Banger, that's pretty extensive...I couldn't imagine writing a list--that must've taken a while



Last year at this time I was influenced when watching the movie Superstar thinking that this has to be the worst movie I have ever seen. So I came up in my head all the movies Ive seen, and then I checked all over the Internet Movie Database for some ones I had forgotten to list. And then I went through the process of ranking them. It took me a couple of months to get the list together, and I update it the First of every month with the new movies I see.



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