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TheLTrain
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 8:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
"YOUR GIFT" -------------- ITS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH, YOUR FAVORITE DINNER TOO- YOULL EVEN HAVE IT FOR BREAKFAST- IT DOESNT MATTER TO YOU- YOU LIKE IT IN BIG SERVINGS, U LIKE TO BE STUFFED-- YOULL EVEN GO FOR SECONDS- WHEN ONE AINT ENOUGH- U LIKE ALL FLAVORS- VANILLA,CHOCOLATE, SPIC--- SO WHAT I GOT U FOR MOTHERS DAY IS A BIG FAT DICK-- HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! O!!

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
did you think of that all by yourself??




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bluetarp
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Um, er, ugh, yeah. I am laughing hysterically. Really. Um, that was funny. Er, ugh. What did anybody who's Mom isn't a prostitute do for their Mothers. I sent a big assed thing of flowers, and balloons, and a card that made her cry with happiness. See, I am not heartless.


Inquiring minds want to know!
Kim
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
This one is bright!

Hmmm...I wonder how many posts until he/she/it gets banned.

Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
ok it is creative u gotta giv him that Kim, but otherwise i dont think its even funny really.

BTW, i know its late but id like to wish any female members of board that are mothers, if there are any, a very happy mothers day! :):)


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Austin 3:16
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
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posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Hmmm...I wonder how many posts until he/she/it gets banned.


I give a week till he pisses off a mod and gets banned.



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SweetAngel
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I'll bet that poem makes Mom soooo proud [sarcasm]

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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 05-13-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
What no Fez with the caps lock key sig? What the hell is that all about?

Oh yeah nice poem , you should write for hallmark deek.

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posted on 05-13-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
TheLTrain.............can I have my 30 seconds back? Thanks!


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posted on 05-13-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Wow we have a new dice on our hands


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TheLTrain
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
THANK U- IT PLEASES ME TO NO END TO KNOW THAT ALL OF U ENJOYED IT SO-- BECAUSE THAT IS MY AIM-- TO PLEASE-- NOT TO OFFEND-- I AM NICEY NICE-- AND YES I PUT MUCH THOUGHT INTO THAT POEM- ABOUT AS MUCH THOUGHT AS I AM PUTTING INTO THIS POST---BECAUSE I WANT TO IMPRESS U GUYS SO MUCH SO THAT I MAY FIT IN-- BECAUSE U GUY ARE JUST SO COOL AND THAT IS SOMETHING I STRIVE TO BE-- BUT ITS FUNNY U SHOULD MENTION THAT I SHOULD WRITE FOR HALLMARK- BECAUSE I DID DO THAT FOR A BRIEF TIME--- I KNOW THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE BOARD JUST PASSED-- SO LET ME GIVE U ONE OF MY ANNIVERSARY CARDS........

TheLTrain
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
OK OK- I DONT WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY CARED IN SUSPENSE- THE FACT IS I NEVER WROTE FOR HALLMARK AND I HAVE NO ANNIVERSARY CARD---I TRIED TO THINK OF ONE NOW BUT I PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON MYSELF AND CRACKED-- THE TRUTH BE TOLD-- IM A NO TALENT ASS KLOWN:(

Opie696
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dude stop with the goddam caps lock crap.


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Kim
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

BECAUSE U GUY ARE JUST SO COOL AND THAT IS SOMETHING I STRIVE TO BE


Well if your writings are any indication of your level of "coolness" - I'd say you should just forget about being cool and continue being a deek!

You may want to get adopted. The protection and guidance a mentor can provide could prove valuable. You're going to need all the help you can get once the guys notice how big of a tool you are...just a suggestion!

Have a Super Day!



This message was edited by Kim on 5-14-01 @ 10:02 AM
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Kim i think most of us here know that it doesnt take long to figure out if a persons a tool or not. Just from his BS comments we know that he is


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Kim
posted on 05-14-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I think he/she/it has been here before...






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