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Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:03 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	A Poem by Doc Smith To me, you are a friend Although I don't know your name You help me every day For many others you do the same It is a comfort to know That you will always be there Leaving a newspaper in the stall For all of us to share Everyday when I have 'go' I know in the first stall on the right There will be a newspaper that you left For me to read by the bathroom light I never need to steal beg for, borrow, or buy A paper from the 7-11 because you leave your's there for us other guys While I may mind that it's disheveled With all the sections taken apart, I know that I can still read the sports page And at the same time rip a good fart It may not seem like much But for me, it means all, To read the funnies on the company's time With your paper you leave in the stall Thank you kind stranger
Faceman ...And now the battle between us and them has begun. JYD-4-LIFE.	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:11 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00	**sniff sniff** it brings a tear to my eye. yes thank you mr. i buy a paper to read it and then leave it for the next guy because im just that damn nice. we appreciate all your niceness:) Life is like a box of chocoloates, a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat during the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but it's gone too soon and the taste is fleeting. In the end you're left with nothing but broken bits of hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but useless brown paper wrappers.
HOSPITALIANO	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 10:16 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	A real american hero: Mr. "leave the paper in the stall for the next guy" guy. Doc Smith seek help. Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Adopted Newbies: Matchbox20Money, paulie da bus driver and MONGO!!!
The Brain He's good at teh rhyming questions	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 11:33 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	I'd put this work up against Milton's epic Paradise Lost any day of the week... Oh, wait, did I forget these again? [sarcasm] [/sarcasm] :) Just kidding, Doc. BTW, this bathroom stall wouldn't happen to be located at Bellevue Hospital, would it? "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"
Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:05 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00	What? I thought it would be nice of me to thank the stranger who leaves a newspaper in the same stall every day. That's not too crazy, right? It was either this or I leave a Post-it note on the inside of stall.
Sloatsburgh	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:25 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	Hey Doc, by any chance is the paper left on the floor opened at the Macy's bra ads? "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood.
heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE	posted on 05-16-2001 @ 1:26 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01	So then what do you leave for the next guy ? ~~~~> I like meat. Raw red meat. Bring a live cow over to the table, I'll carve off what I want ... And ride the rest home! Dum-di-dum-di-dum. - DL Adopted by RonRedDog ~~~~>

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