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Dan
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 8:22 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Snake swallows newborn baby

A python has swallowed a newborn baby, according to reports on Zambian state TV.

The snake swallowed the baby within minutes of it being born near Serenje, a town in the centre of the country, ZNBC reports.

Joyce Mibenge was walking to work in fields just over a mile from her home when she went into labour.

A ZNBC reporter said the woman spent several minutes recovering from the birth but when she opened her eyes: "She saw a happy python licking the legs of the baby with the rest already swallowed."

She ran home, but villagers found no evidence of the snake when they searched for it.

The station said Ms Mibenge didn't know whether her baby had been a boy or a girl.

Oscar Kalasa, an employee with the country's Daily Mail newspaper told Ananova: "This story has really touched people here. When such a thing happens, it's impossible not to be shocked."



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wage
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
um, okay!!?? i don't buy it, somethings not right. she probably sold it to some sick perv from this board.

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Voyer bus window licker
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
umm... care!?!?

lol jk
that fucking sucks





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Dan
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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I was just trying to start a thread...my bad.

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Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I don't beleive her. She wanted to get rid of the kid. There was no snake.

DreamWeaver
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Dan, your life is more appalling than that story


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Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 05-22-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
The kids brain wasn't developed anough for it to even realize that it was being devoured by a snake I still think it's funny as fuck, thanks for the story Dan...


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