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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: To courtesy flush or not.....that is the question. | ||||
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| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:15 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00  | I don't want this to sound rude or disgusting but here goes.... I just came from the bathroom where some fat fuck was dropping bombs. It sounded like WW III! He was groaning like he was passing a football through his ass. After all the splashing I heard this guy must have been covered in shitwater. I thought there was a man overboard. Christ! It went from machine gun fire to heavy breathing. He must not of had his bran this morning. The thing is this fuck didn't give one courtesy flush! My question is....do you courtesy flush? If I'm dropping heat I tend to flush a couple of times, mostly for myself. But on the occasion when the bathroom is filled, I don't want my co workers knowing how solid or unsolid my stool is. Should they be subject to the green apple splatters???? I think not. So??????  I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know. | ||||
| LaughRiot | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I try not to crunch at work.. but when I get [movie reference]worm sign[/movie reference] and HAVE to go.. I could care less about those around me. I happen to have a strnage situation though.. I do Remote IS work... I'm in my little techy room, but in a huge warehouse full of forklift drivers, and packers and mexicans... so who am I offending? I'm your quiet neighbor. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | A courtesy flush? Why do that unless it is so bad that you cant handle it your self AOL - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 12:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Only flush if you can't stand the smell yourself Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | It doesn't always have to do with smell....You have never been splashed before....flushing guarentees that you're only getting splashed by water. I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know. | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | Forget courtesy. Once it's out, it's gotta be as far away as possible. apodted by my crackdaddy, Fez. | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I usually courtesy flush no matter what. proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class. E-Mail Me | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well GW, I'm thrilled to see that those pesky world hunger, AIDS, homlessness and world peace things are all behind us and you are spearheading the effort to solve the next great challenge of mankind. I'm heading off now to conduct a personal survey on this matter and I will report back to you with my findings.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | No, because if I do a courtesy flush, then I have to re-paper the toilet seat. "I use you for good board I'm not your friend" Guided by Dryblood. | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | On the rare occassion I have to crunch at work, I usually do the courtesy flush. If its just a "release a little pressure" crunch, then I'm in and out - I really hate crunching at work, because even with the paper on the seat, the thought that someone else crunched there at one time or another is disturbing to me. But sometimes, you've got no choice. | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | The bathroom here on my wing has 8 stalls, and they fill up a lot. There are always guys next to me, or a few stalls down who sound like they are driving indy cars with the gas that they have. I am not worried about the flushes, I take pride in good quality bowl-enhanced farts to clear the area, so to speak. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:10 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Female checking in here....although I never ever do anything but pee if I am in a bathroom that is not my own, I still courtesy flush just because I can't pee if I know other people are hearing me. Shit, I even run the water in my own house so I don't have to hear myself peeing. :) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | A little pee shy there Funbags. Did you have some sort of trauma on the seat once, maybe hit with a peanut butter jar???? Crunchy no less.:):) I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know. | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | always always leave a nice shitty smell for the next person.. sometimes... i dont even flush when im done taking a shit Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies now accepting applications from newbies | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 2:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | I just found these the other day: WALK OF SHAME Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk-up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of a COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER Definition: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out of the Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out of the Closet pooper before entering the bathroom. SAFE HAVEN Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. CRACK WHORE Definition: A crapper that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell tale signs of a CRACK WHORE include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid a CRACK WHORES at all cost. Try finding out when the janitor cleans each particular bathroom. Don't forget with a good cleaning, a CRACK WHORE can become a SAFE HAVEN. ~~~~> Adopted by RonRedDog ~~~~> | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So you're that slimy little mother fucker. When I find you you will fucking die bitch. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. You are the kind of little fuck head that pisses me off. I am not the kind of person that gets road rage. I don't go looking for fights in bars. In fact, I try to stay as far away from arguments as possible, but this is totally uncalled for. So therefore, don't ever show up to any board function cause you will be smacked. You are a spreader of disease and you deserve to be put out of your misery.  | ||||
| LaughRiot | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: What the hell are you talking about? Is that some sort of ass phobia? I'm your quiet neighbor. | ||||
| TheGooch Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh? | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Here's another question... Do you crumple or fold??? Personally, I fold my Charmin, before I wipe my ass.  | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: hehe you said ass. | ||||
| heyladiladi STONER ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 01 | quote: Crumple then Fold. Crumple to create enough space between hand & ass. Fold some around that, to create a smooth surface. Baby Wipes are nice too. ~~~~> Adopted by RonRedDog ~~~~> | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I gotta agree with you Maynard...We have some bastard that leaves a murder scene in the toilet all the time. Totally fuckin sick, I just wish one time to find out who it is. I swear I'll dump in a bucket and find his car. I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know. | ||||
| meatballnip | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:30 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00 | You have to go for the fold for max coverege. There is always a high chance of un-crumpling (followed by many hours of intense hand scrubbing). apodted by my crackdaddy, Fez. | ||||
| Voyer bus window licker | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | guys... i was joking.. geeze Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies now accepting applications from newbies | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Voyer bus window licker is officially on my shit list.... GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, give him some love. Oh, and if you see Voyer bus window licker, kick him in the nuts for me. He's spreading disease in a toilet near you. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 05-23-2001 @ 3:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I fold. I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid. I'm a cop u idoit, has been adopted. He has joined GW's cabinet. Any problems with IACUI, let me know. | ||||
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