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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I was just reading To The Edge Magazine and there was a real funny article that they swiped from The Washington Post that could be a game around here.

Corpse and Tequilla need not apply for it takes a little more grey matter in the skull then to just say fuck you. Sorry boys, now in the coffin's with ya!

Rules are quite simple.Take a word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and then supply the new definition. Here is the best they had listed:

1)REINTARNATION: Coming Back to life as a hillbilly
2)FOREPLOY: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
3)GIRAFFITI: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
4)SARCHASM: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
5)KARMAGEDDON: It's like, when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the world explodes and it's like, a serious bummer
6)GLIBIDO: All talk and no action
7)INTAXICATION: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
8)IGNORANUS: A person who is both stupid and an asshole (like laughriot)

Give it a shot fuckers just so I don't have to hear how boring it is around here!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!



This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 5-26-01 @ 4:44 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
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danal-daily anal sex



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posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
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Comera - A camera that makes you orgasm instantly.



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Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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Moro- A mexican moron


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posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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ok Sean this sounds like a cool game.lol


Stupod= a person that has a stupid lookin body


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Sephiroth
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 5:51 PM      
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Next stop annihilation
They bred the hate right in your bones"
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 7:46 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck you!


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Thanks to sep for the pic
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Lesbionic - A lesbian scene or act that produces a bionic hard-on in any male viewers or bystanders.



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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Fuck me? are you mad?

See, the only thing you can come up with is Fuck you. Wow you really impressed me with that one!

You did not try too hard in school did you?

ohh and as for the game, here is an easy one.....

Fagazine: Something that a geeeeeeeeeeyyy mod might read!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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Faterpillar=A really big bug.......



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God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell.

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Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

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posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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punderous-a really bad joke
inchest-really small tits that look like they go inward



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Squeeze out the pain
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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:32 PM      
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Thanks for the new game Rich Hall, this could be fun. ( how's that for an obscure reference? :) )

Forgasm - premature ejaculation


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This message was edited by slackjaw on 5-26-01 @ 9:34 PM
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posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Vagitarian: A person who only eats vagina


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i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 05-26-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Homocide: What the police would call it if you killed Gay Marco


Props to PanterA for the sig

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posted on 05-26-2001 @ 11:09 PM      
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Spam Adams- Canned Ham preserved with beer

Fagaroo- A marsupial than runs around Greenwich village humping men and keeps little boys in it's pouch

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Die, motherfucker, DIE DIE,
I'll put a bullet between your fucking eyes!







FukMeBoobs
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Castrurbation - Something you do to yourself after Mendi gives you a blowjob.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

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posted on 05-27-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
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Masterbake: To sexual pleasure one's self with a toaster oven


Professional Slacker
Currently in need of psychiatric help
My Turn in the Barrel
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 3:10 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
sement: A special splooge used in construction work



I like to lurk, sue me!
GOD of PHUK
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Mental Relardation - When your mental
capacities are hampered by your obesity.
Mental Retartation - When your mental capacity
is hampered by pastries.
Physical ReBardation - When you are physically
impeded by Shakespeare.
Girl Scout Cokies - An underground organization
using the Girl Scouts of America as a front to sell
various narcotics.
Original: Nightmare - A dream arousing feelings
of intense fear, horror, and distress.
New word: Nightmade - What happens when
Tony Soprano shows up at your house at 3:30 in the
morning to tell you that you got your "button".



Have you seen Grumpy's head
stuck in Gaynard G Krabs' swollen
pee-hole? Feel free to help them
apart. They need it.


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Voyer bus window licker
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
GoP
wanna put that in english... i kinda didnt understand that babbling





Die, die, die my darling
Don't utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty eyes
I'll be seeing you again
Yeah, I'll be seeing you, in hell

Graduated from Brokenjaw's school for newbies
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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
macacoon:A negro that is made out of a chewy cookie consisting of sugar, egg whites, and almond paste or coconut.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
NIGLET - Baby brother.. oh wait that is already a word.

Indefinatley - When your balls are smacking against your girls ass when you are banging her.


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
AOL - oanda1027fm

Thanks to sep for the pic
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
beerchucker: a negro that throws beers. ding ding ding.

::greaseman voice:: Apologize, apologize


IF U WANNA DINE WITH THE DEVIL,
UR GONNA NEED A LONG SPOON!!
Unicron
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Cumble - Crumbled, dried up semen on your sheets after a masterbation marathon




Proceed......on your way to Oblivion

bluetarp
posted on 05-27-2001 @ 10:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Raply - To answer in rhythmic slang.
Wamen - A hot group of women.
Cumputer - electronic device to provide access to the internet porno sites only. Reportedly about to be released by Microsoft. :)


The stupid shall be punished!


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