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Grumpy
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Kid's mom is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.



"How much fooohhh da littil gihhhrrrlls? I take dem bot. How much? - The late great John Belushi
Have you seen GodofPhuk (aka - Cacasmooch)?
If you do, please feel free to anally violate him. He enjoys it.
Kingpin and I have adopted him as our new new bitch and chew toy.
Arthur Dent
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Your momma so fat, she takes up a double bay cubicle all by herself at the phone sex shop.

::Just trying to be original::



We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
K1d's mom is so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.

Fucking Tripod is broke!

GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Kid Afrika
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
grumpy's mom is sooo fat, the National Weather Service names her farts.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



King f-tard
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Your mamma is so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.

and your mamma is so fat, her shadow weighs 70 pounds.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems


This message was edited by King f-tard on 5-29-01 @ 3:19 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
How did this become a Ron's mom thread anyway? Oh yeah, fucking psychotic midget! I am surprised he didn't start one himself!

Grump, midgets like big fat women like that, don't they? You can fuck her with your entire body! LMAO


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This message was edited by Ronreddog on 5-29-01 @ 4:25 PM
weinie
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 4:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
your moms so fat when she dances she makes the CD skip.... at the radio station.

Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 8:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
First...

If I got to that weight, shoot me dead.

Oh and yo mamma's so fat, She's got her own Magnetic field!



Die, motherfucker, DIE DIE,
I'll put a bullet between your fucking eyes!







allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Your mommas so fat she rollerblades on greyhound busses!
Your momma is so fat she has to order her close in 3 different sizes:XL,JUMBO, and oh my god its coming towards us!
Your momma is so fat the only thing stoping her from going to Jenny Kreig is the door!
Your momma is so fat when she sat in the road I ran out of gas trying to go around her!
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and turned it into 4 quarters!



allyourbasearebelongtous




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