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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 4:38 AM      
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Where is this future whore going to next...

Wednesday May 30 2:39 PM ET
Bush Daughter in Second Alcohol-Related Incident
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AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites)'s 19-year-old daughter Jenna, who pleaded no-contest to underage alcohol possession earlier this month, tried to buy alcohol using somebody else's identification card, police said on Wednesday.

Police were called to a Mexican restaurant in Austin, Texas, on Tuesday evening after Jenna Bush tried to buy alcohol with a valid identification card that belonged to somebody else, said police spokeswoman Laura Albrecht.

No further details were immediately available, but Albrecht said police were preparing to release a statement.

White House spokesman Ari Fleischer (news - web sites) declined to comment on the incident, saying it was a ``private family matter.''

``I just don't talk about anything dealing with family, a private family matter,'' said Fleischer, who was in Sequoia National Park with Bush at the end of a California visit.

It was Jenna Bush's second brush with the law in an alcohol-related incident in the space of a few weeks.

Bush, a freshman at the University of Texas in Austin, pleaded no contest on May 16 to the misdemeanor charge of being a minor in possession of alcohol. The legal drinking age in Texas is 21.

On April 26 undercover police officers ticketed Bush after they found her drinking beer in a bar in Austin's popular Sixth Street entertainment district while they were checking for underage drinkers.

Municipal Court Judge Elisabeth Earle ordered Bush to perform eight hours of community service, take a six-hour alcohol awareness course and pay $51.25 in court fees.

Jenna Bush has a twin sister, Barbara, who attends Yale University.

President Bush has admitted having a drinking problem when he was younger and was once stopped for driving under the influence of alcohol in Maine. He said he quit drinking alcohol in 1986.


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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 5:13 AM      
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I think she should go to Republican owned restaurants from now on. Who calls the police for something like this? When you check a persons ID and you think it's fake, you say no I'm sorry I can't serve you. You don't call the cops.


Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:59 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
They don't raise them to bright in the Bush family, do they?

How fucking stupid do you have to be to think a fake ID is going to work if a) you are the president's daughter and b) your last underage alcohol bust made the front cover of papers all over the country.



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Skeet Slambone
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Considering her circumstances, she must be the dumbest girl on the fucking planet. However combine that with her drinking problem and slightly above average looks, and I must say, I LIKE IT.

King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This is never a problem unless you are the FUCKIN PRESIDENTS KID. What a tool she must be. I guess the two secret service guys in black suits and glasses gave her away.





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Dan
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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[shameless plug]Look for comments on the First Drunk's latest brush with the law in the triumphant return of "What I Learned with Dan from Hoboken" on Foundrymusic.com posted sometime tonight...[/shameless plug]

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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
From following the theory "history repeats itself", I predict that 20 years from now she'll be president.



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Silvio Dante
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
This keeps on getting better. Looks like Drudge Sr. scooped Drudge Jr. on this one:

FRAT HOUSE TAPE: BUSH DAUGHTER 'FEELING NO PAIN'

Collegemates of Jenna Bush are claiming to have made a homevideo of the president's daughter in a drunken state -- and students are now threatening to publicly release the tape!

"It was a wild night, and she was feeling no pain," said a campus source.

Jenna Bush, 19, was unknowingly captured on tape last month during a rowdy party attended by students of the University of Texas, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

"If the tape finds its way into the wrong hands, the White House is going to turn every shade of red," predicted one student who demanded anonymity. "Jenna should get the message, and get it fast, there are a few troublemakers on campus who are rooting for her to fall on her face. She is making it too easy for them."


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
If I recall correctly, When Bush's DUI came out during the campaign, his excuse was he never made it public because he wanted to protect his daughters from the embarrasement of his past.

BZZZZZZZZTT - WRONG. Try again DUMB ASS!. What a looser family. Gee Dubyah, maybe if you wouldn't have "sheltered" (Dubya is a lieing ass)your children they would be more accountable now instead of trying to follow in your looser ass footsteps.

However, 19 year old drunken babes do offer quite a bit of social value to us, so the Bush presidency might not be a total waste.


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King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Not hard to look at drunk TEEN daughter of the president. Teens with power affiliation. THat rocks. Ant must be creaming himself. Just think if an olsen was next to fall off the wagon.





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spitfire421
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I just came back from the store and their faces were plastered all over the front page of every paper...not a bad pic though:




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o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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I can't wait for their porn flick to come out - "A Bird in the Hand is Worth Banging Two Bushes"


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spitfire421
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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That one on the right definitely looks like a dirty girl (HUA)


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o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I agree Spit, she has that Damn I want to do my sister look in her eyes.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Davekf
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
It must suck to be the prezs kid - you dont get away with all the crap that teenagers do.
What's funny is that the last president, he was a whore and his daughter a saint....

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