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TeenWeek
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
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Elln Degeneres ex-lover plans to wed her cameraman. Anne Heche who has dated a long list of Hollywood heavies, including Degeneres and Steve Martin-agreed to marry Coley Laffoon last Friday on her 32nd birthday.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-31-01 @ 9:58 AM
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
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Ok terrific!


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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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What the fuck are you talking about?


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Anne Heche, who signed away her soul for a chance at movie stardom announced today she's not really a dyke afterall. "In Hollywood, there's 2 ways to become famous; talent or scandal. I had only one choice." stated the actress whose stock in Hollywood is lower than Richard Greico's.

It is expected that after Heche's next film bombs, and her next guest appearance on "Ally McBeal," she will switch back to lesbianism and join the Heaven's Gate cult, or switch to cannibalism and join the road cast of "Cheers: The Musical" in Podunk, Iowa. Either way, no one will care.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

Buttmunch
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
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TeenWeek, you need to shrink the Suzie pic.

TeenWeek
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
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I guess I have to get rid of it because I do not have photoshop and am unable to shrink it. Butt, I thought it would be ok because it was barely above the maximum.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 5-31-01 @ 9:56 AM
Buttmunch
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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Just crop it a little bit. You don't have to get rid of it. I'm not trying to be a Nazi about it.

King f-tard
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
BM=nazi, naah no way.

fez=dick, okay I agree.

Anne Heche is a piece of shit, FU to her.





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posted on 05-31-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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quote:

Anne Heche is a piece of shit, FU to her


Why's that? Did she do something personally to you? You shouldn't say shit like that to people you don't know.




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