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kevin from ct
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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Just did.
Feel bad.

It'll pass.


o&aswallow
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Watch it Kevin, you'll go blind.


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I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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That reminds me of a classic joke:
Father: Son, if you masterbate, you'll go blind!
Son: Dad, I'm over here!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 5:37 PM      
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I know this guy that whacked off in the middle of math class. I also know this chick that was fingering herself in class. Lots of masturbation in school.



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Wendy
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:01 PM      
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Y'all are killing me today! ugh! I need to work out some frustration ... might be the way to go. Maybe in the car on the way home ... lol



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like Grumpy said -- way back before the days of baby Raven, I had a girl that worked for me on my desk late one night -- never looked at the old desk the same again ;)


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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 6:28 PM      
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does school count as a job? LMAO, when i was in 6th grade, this math teacher i had was the hottest piece of ass, so when i went to the bathroom, (and u know what happens to boys when they start to hit puberty, the unexpected wood) i had to do somthin about it, it wouldn go away, so i made it go away! LMAO


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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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yes



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I hope people forgot that I went home with Sandy Kane one night		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
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yup

In a related story, i used to drive home every weekend to see my gf. The trip home takes a little over 4 hours.. Draw your own conclusions...


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SFShield
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 8:37 PM      
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I never had the balls to spank the junk at work. I should do it on my boss's desk.

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Davekf
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:24 PM      
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When i was in high school this one guy used to spank it all the time in the faculty bathroom. he had a key to it. Guess those teachers got what they deserved.

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DreamWeaver
posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:39 PM      
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Busted!!!!!

quote:
FLORIDA - Students at Oak Grove Middle School in Florida got more than they bargained for when they borrowed a videotape from their teacher. The instructor, Bernard G. Tschiderer, gave them a tape so they could film scenes for a school project, but apparently forgot the tape showed him masturbating. When the students went to view their work, they allegedly saw the teacher in action. According to Michael Bessette, an administrator in the district´s office of professional standards, the tape also shows the teacher on his bed wearing only boxers with a cat on his lap. Tschiderer has decided to retire, and police are looking into the situation to determine if a crime was committed.



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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 05-31-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Dream thats nasty, how could someone tape themselves jerkin it? Oh well gues he was stupid for not makin sure to give them a blank tape.


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King f-tard
posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
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quote:
tape also shows the teacher on his bed wearing only boxers with a cat on his lap


Thats a sick F. What the fuck was the cat doing there?





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posted on 06-01-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
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Sick story Dream...but maybe CRX could tell us about her time at work to make us feel better??


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quote:
SFSheild wrote:I never had the balls to spank the junk at work. I should do it on my boss's desk.


Sounds like it's time for a new AFSC!!LMSSHBO

Back when I was in the army, I use to jack it when we went out to the field in the driver's compartment of my tank. Of course the fact that I would bring a shitload of porno mags out to the field with me didn't help matters either, heh heh!

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HUMMERS4ALL
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 2:31 AM      
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I never mastubated at work, but did have sex on the boss's desk. Hmmm, those were the days! ;)



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KeeKee
posted on 06-03-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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quote:
I know this guy that whacked off in the
middle of math class. I also know this chick that
was fingering herself in class. Lots of
masturbation in school.


Must be something about math class...I had a kid
in my class spank one...I told him to put it away
that's not what we are doing right now...

btw...I did it while driving a camp van home does
that co


Opie696
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Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division		posted on 06-03-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
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quote:
btw...I did it while driving a camp van home does
that co


Camp Van? Like summer camp? Damn those kids musta been quiet the whole way home huh? lmao j/k :)


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