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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
when your sitting in ur room and relaxing listening to your favorite new song, the title is CUNT ur playin it kinda loud but not really
all of a sudden, your mom walks in your room
WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT

also
when u and ur signifigant other are layin down on the couch, one on top of the other
and your step dad walks in the room and gave u no time to jump off
EMBARRASSING HUH?


what has happened to you people?
maybe i wont feel so bad

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
I LIKE HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK
MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666,
Vos
Mayor Menino
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
amy this is brutal..you gotta get locks on your doors so pple dont just walk into the room youre in..doesnt anyone knock anymore?


ClusterF
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
how about when you think you are alone at work so you're sitting in your cube surfing greasy lithuanian midget porn smearing the remnants of your uneaten lunch all over your crotch and the mexican cleaning lady comes to empty your garbage a half hour early. Goddamn.. talk about awkward.


Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?

hangupthephoneuSKANK
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:48 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Once...... someone walked in on me when I was on the bathroom... ummm while ... I was.. wiping the shit out of my ass with a hard on!BYE:::running away enbarrassed:::



Would you like a little peppahhh?.. peppaaahhh!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-27-2001 @ 11:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
or when you're on the messgae board in the middle of school
and FUCKING NAKED PICTUREs OF WOMEN POP UP EVERY 3 SECONDS FROM PEOPOLES SIG PICS AND UR TEACHER WALKS BY

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
I LIKE HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK
MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666,
Vos
hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 12:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

or when you're on the messgae board in the middle of school
and FUCKING NAKED PICTUREs OF WOMEN POP UP EVERY 3 SECONDS FROM PEOPOLES SIG PICS AND UR TEACHER WALKS BY


Tell me about it, except I'm at work, and my co-workers have to pass by ME to leave/enter the department - I need an office, dammit!



"Groupsex - it does every-body good"
Proudly Adopted by Doughboy



This message was edited by hornygoatweed23 on 2-28-01 @ 12:51 AM
ClusterF
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hey... speaking of naked chicks in their sig pics... er um cough cough... who's got the only naked chick in this thread?!

:)


Stupid Milestones:
Surpassed 300th post and 26,280th lifetime piss on the same day. Do I get a prize?



This message was edited by ClusterF on 2-28-01 @ 12:55 AM
ITSaSICKNESS
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 5:32 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01

forget parents walkin in on ya
I was walked in on by my male dog while i was gettin it on with my female dog
I consider myself a good owner but what am I supposed to do in THAT spot!!!!!
I mean c'mon--I'm not gay or nothin

SpiderBob
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

or when you're on the messgae board in the middle of school
and FUCKING NAKED PICTUREs OF WOMEN POP UP EVERY 3 SECONDS FROM PEOPOLES SIG PICS AND UR TEACHER WALKS BY



Absolutely, in the Middle of Chem All I see is Kat popup or sigs from like the Olsen Twins, I havent got yelled at though.

Rangers Suck!
boonsy
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
i was having anal with my now ex-girlfriend and my brother knocks on the door....not having enough time to put our pants back on i just covered the two of use up with my blanket and left my dick in her ass

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Akward is giving it to your lady and her Dad walks in and offers to give you some pointers. And she says "Listen to him. He's really good."




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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
hey i remember when i was having anal with my mo...... oooh shit this wnewsgirl thread. AHEM AHEM sorry i can't defile her thread. I'll take my oedipal complex and beastiality stories elsewhere.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
Banana_juice
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
and this one time at band camp....

proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
E-Mail Me

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
you know what happened today

was sitting in math and listening to my demented world CD, i had a sub
marsha brady came on, and not realizing it i started singing it out loud
i looked up and everyone was just looking at me
then i thought and realized i was sining bout getting a boner off marsha brady
VERY VERY NOT GOOD


WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
I LIKE HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK
MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666,
Vos
1st Sgt. Fil
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Awkward is when your mom's good looking friend comes over and you complement her on her breats while the entire family is in the room.

OR...

while school, during in between classes, you drop your Boxers out of your bookbag and it has skidmarks.

Ok, I need to get out more often. I work too much.

DON'T CALL ME SIR, I WORK
FOR A LIVING!

The NCO club: SSGT.
Jbravo17, SGT BigBlackFez, and
SGT.URoverWHEREnow




Redstripe
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You get your own apt. :)

OKOK...not practical for some - just find a boy/girlfriend with an apt.



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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
its awkward when theyre talking bout step dads wanting their step children and my step dad walks in the room

ok that didnt happen, but it almost did a few seconds ago
hes too fucking lazy to fucking come down and talk to me

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
I LIKE HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK
MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666,
Vos
waltl
posted on 02-28-2001 @ 6:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01






Aw come on WNEWs Girl, don't you like the pictures I post? Now I'm hurt. :(
BTW your sig pics at least a little sexy too =) Where this came from
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
waltl,
DILLION

It won't be the last time you hear this phrase.


Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
no no no i do not like naked ladies
and my sig pic, the lady is not showing all
she is covered at least
jesus im gonna get in so much shit one day

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
I LIKE HUGE BRAZILIAN COCK
MY ANGELS/STALKERS IN TRAINING: deadchef, 6666,
Vos
Shelle Bink
posted on 03-01-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
you know what's awkward...

...having your dad hate you.

...talking to freaks online that want to fuck you for no reason ((ironically, not refering to anyone on the boards))

...having a cute guy on the board be unattainable ((i think))

...having the guy ur f'g come over while you're crying, and now being emotionally attached

...having your friend's ex b/f hit on you.

...missing school once again b/c of shit that i have nothing to do with.

...being in a hospital at ANY time

...leaving a sign under the "your nurse today is" that says "ugly but nice"

...blowing up a surgical glove and having it make a middle finger for the doctors to see. ...wait that's funny.

...caling your ex boyfriend and supposed best friend while he's fucking the shit out of some chick.

...hearing your friend is at the police station and it "wasn't [her] fault"

...needing cigarettes when i don't smoke

...drinking too much at family reunions.

((there's more, but I have to go I think))


i'm horny

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thx faceman for the sigpic



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