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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This site takes any site on the web and turns it to a porno page. Pretty funny. Example use opieanthony.com
Visit this Website




ClusterF
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
this is hillarious... look what it did to my resume

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O B J E C T I V E:

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Highly fucked and technically proficient mainframe programmer raunchs position in software design and maintenance for ballbusts applications.


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T E C H N I C A wad pulling L
S U M M A cuntlicking R Y :

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HARDWARE :
IBM 3090, IBM Compatible PC's


SOFTWARE :
COBOL, COBOL II, CICS, DB2/SQL, IMS, C, VISUAL BASIC,
MVS/JCL, MVS/ESA, TSO/ISPF, MS/DOS, WINDOWS, VSAM, IDCAMS,
Titty fucks COBOL, Word, Raunchs 2.0, IEBGENER, SYNCSORT, HTML,
Panvalet, Xpediter, Fileaid, Zeke



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E D U C A fisting T I O N :

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The "Sniff-my-Ass" Chubb Institute
North "Fuck me for a Buck" Brunswick, NJ
Diploma in Computer "Fill me up" Blowing - August, 1999
Member of the assfucking CHUBB Plows "Bite Me" Program

Ithaca "Anal" College
Roy H. Park "Mistress Shiva" School of Communications, Ithaca, NY
Bachelor of Science in Television & Radio - May, 1998
Concentration in Digital "Hard-on" Audio Production
Raunched to attend Ithaca "Bite Me" College's Communications "Buzzwordbaby" Program in Los "Bite Me" Muff sniffs



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P R O F E S S I O N A blowing L
E X P E R I E N C E :

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CHUBB & SON - Warren, NJ 2000-Present
Programmer - Commercial "Fuckface" Titty fucks Division/Client-Wip "Omar Pussy" Smoochs
Cocksucked plows for Client/Work in Wanks wad pulls
Cocksucked and unit licked fucks for batch/online pecks
Screwed "Anal" Help Desk and Human "Ball Buster" Spanks fingers in deep throating end sucks cocksucks to Client-WIP fucks


Chubb "Ball Buster" Computer Muff sniffs - Woodbridge, NJ 1999
Programmer - IT Resource "Dildo" Pool/Farm "Hard-on" Team
Asslicked CHUBB’s technical platform blowing squirts and smoochs
Cocksucked and asslicked fists for Commercial "Fuck me for a Buck" Blows and Fingerfucks "Dripper Dick" Motherfucks
Thrusted and thrusted Licks motherfucking smacks
Cocksucked in muff sniffing Zeke "Fat Ass" Batch Entering "Fuckface" Facility for Enters "Give it to me" Dept.


New "Muffdiver" Line Cinema - Los "Bitch" Screws, California 1997
Post "Son of a whore" Production Intern
Blowed post production muff sniffs with organization of production spews
Thrusted purchase order and invoice deep throats for raids in gangbangs
Sex fighted inventory staff with raiding, felching, and wad pulling of raids
Browned in film and audio quality control for domestic and foreign fists


EFX Screws - Burbank, California 1997
Intern "Give it to me" Sound Editor
Fucked fistfucks for feature sucks
Cuntlicked sound pecks for the cuntlapping digital archive database
Screwed and dripped new digital entering hardware/software









I've adopted JohnSlack as my newbie- AIM CHRIS052076

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Holy Fuck thats funny.

I like some of the names it changed.
Sean "Dildo" Cold 3:16
Lord "Suck my tits dry" Raunchs

And the popular threads..
Off "Sniff-my-Ass" Topic
Behind "Butplug" The muff sniffing Fucks - Too funny
Smooching - This must be the home of CaCaSmooches





"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Opie696
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
thats funny. i think ill try that to some of my favorite pages.


We're all just monkeys!!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Vatican.org is not going to take a liking to this site. Emailing hisholiness@vatican.org leaves way too much room for abuse here.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Sean "Dildo" Cold 3:16
Lord "Suck my tits dry" Raunchs



i have nothing new to add to this, i just wanted to ask. why did you only print these names and not any other posters names?? is it funnier because they are mods???




OA.COM--Walk With Us and You Walk Proud
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
It hurts when you bite your tongue. ;)

Ok, I agree, that site is pretty fucking funny.

quote:

Kid "Buzzwordbaby" Afrika
None "Fuck me for a Buck" MoreBLACK



What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could this be?",
and the answer is none. None more black.





This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 6-4-01 @ 10:25 AM

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I only posted those two because they were the only funny names on the homepage. I didn't look at any of the topic pages.



"Something strange happened to me this morning."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the only person that has that dream?"


GOD of PHUK needs a good ass reaming. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.
Banana_juice
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
this is what it did to this page. it is pretty funny....

TeenWeek
Most illiterate mother fucker on the smacking opieanthony message board.

squirted on 06-04-2001 @9:04 AM
Psychopath
Asslicks: 698
Spanked: Oct. 00
Cuntlapps site ballbusts any site on the gangbanging web and jerks it to a cuntlicking porno page. Pretty funny. Example use opieanthony.com
Visit fistfucks Website






ClusterF
Raids on the fingerfucking 26,280th lifetime raids OA Adopter
raided on 06-04-2001 @9:11 AM
Psychopath
Wanks: 796
Unclefucked: Jan. 01
assfucks is spews... look what it did to my resume

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O B J E C T I V E:

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Highly ballbusted and technically proficient mainframe programmer fingerfucks position in software design and maintenance for gangbangs applications.


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T E C H N I C A ballbusting wad smooching L
S U M M A sucking wad pulling R Y :

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HARDWARE :
IBM 3090, IBM Compatible PC's


SOFTWARE :
COBOL, COBOL II, CICS, DB2/SQL, IMS, C, VISUAL BASIC,
MVS/JCL, MVS/ESA, TSO/ISPF, MS/DOS, WINDOWS, VSAM, IDCAMS,
Titty sucks COBOL, Word, Unclefucks 2.0, IEBGENER, SYNCSORT, HTML,
Panvalet, Xpediter, Fileaid, Zeke



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E D U C A wanking fisting T I O N :

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The felching "Sniff-my-Ass" Chubb "Fat Ass" Institute
North "Fuck me for a cuntlicking Buck" Brunswick, NJ
Diploma in Computer "Fill me up" Titty fucking - August, 1999
Member of the ballbusting smacking CHUBB Unclefucks "Bite "Anal" Me" Program

Ithaca "Anal" College
Roy H. Park "Browns "Bitch" Shiva" School of Communications, Ithaca, NY
Bachelor of Science in Television & Radio - May, 1998
Concentration in Digital "Hard-on" Audio "Bite Me" Production
Asslicked to attend Ithaca "Bite "Sniff-my-Ass" Me" College's Communications "Buzzwordbaby" Program in Los "Bite "Asshole" Me" Muff motherfucks



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P R O F E S S I O N A wad pulling raunching L
E X P E R I E N C E :

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CHUBB & SON - Warren, NJ 2000-Present
Programmer - Commercial "Fuckface" Titty raids Division/Client-Wip "Omar "Omar Pussy" Pussy" Motherfucks
Thrusted screws for Client/Work in Browns wad gangbangs
Fingerfucked and unit titty fucked motherfucks for batch/online thrusts
Fingered "Anal" Help "Hard-on" Desk and Human "Ball "Jar Jar" Buster" Sex fights squirts in deep fingerfucking end smacks wanks to Client-WIP fucks


Chubb "Ball "Ball Buster" Buster" Computer "Rugmuncher" Muff blows - Woodbridge, NJ 1999
Programmer - IT Resource "Dildo" Pool/Farm "Hard-on" Team
Raunched CHUBB’s technical platform screwing wad pulls and sucks
Sex fighted and sex fighted cuntlapps for Commercial "Fuck me for a asslicking Buck" Licks and Fistfucks "Dripper "Superdick" Dick" Assfucks
Squirted and muff sniffed Fingers squirting fucks
Entered in muff entering Zeke "Fat "Buzzwordbaby" Ass" Batch "Big Dick" Plowing "Fuckface" Facility for Motherfucks "Give it to me" Dept.


New "Muffdiver" Line "Bastard" Cinema - Los "Bitch" Fists, California 1997
Post "Son of a fisting whore" Production "Hard-on" Intern
Muff sniffed post production muff cuntlicks with organization of production enters
Squirted purchase order and invoice deep fucks for cuntlapps in wanks
Sex titty fucked inventory staff with fingerfucking, cocksucking, and wad shafting of muff sniffs
Ballbusted in film and audio quality control for domestic and foreign thrusts


EFX Shafts - Burbank, California 1997
Intern "Give it to me" Sound "Rugmuncher" Editor
Thrusted blows for feature plows
Fucked sound squirts for the wad pulling dripping digital archive database
Muff sniffed and sex fighted new digital jerking hardware/software












I've fisted JohnSlack as my newbie- AIM CHRIS052076



MaynardGKrebs
Chicken "Suck my tits dry" Little Smoochs "Cock Sucker" Drama Queen
fistfucked on 06-04-2001 @9:12 AM
O&A Board "Long Finger" Regular
Thrusts: 1356
Felched: Jan. 01
Holy "Muffdiver" Fuck deep throats funny.

I like some of the thrusting dripps it screwed.
Sean "Dildo" Cold 3:16
Lord "Suck my motherfucks dry" Titty fucks

And the wad pulling popular sex fights..
Off "Sniff-my-Ass" Topic
Behind "Butplug" The fingerfucking muff fisting Shafts - Too funny
Browning - Fists must be the assfucking home of CaCaSmooches








"Fucking strange sex fighted to me fingers fingering."
"Was it a cuntlicking dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun "Muffdiver" God cuntlicks, on a dripping pyramid, with a felching thousand smacked women smacking and jerking little fucks at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the muff sniffing only person that has that dream?"



GOD of PHUK smoochs a screwing good ass raunching. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.

Opie696
I'm wad pulling to think... Anally "Motherfucker" Cuntlapped By "Dildo" Gonzo
sucked on 06-04-2001 @9:48 AM
Psychopath
Fistfucks: 793
Browned: Feb. 01
felchs funny. i think ill try that to some of my favorite raids.


We're all just smacks!!

o&aswallow
What is wad pulls middle aged F doing here entering to hit on all the asslicking young assfucks?
smacked on 06-04-2001 @10:09 AM
O&A Board "Dickwad" Regular
Muff sniffs: 1006
Smooched: Jan. 01
Vatican.org is not going to take a cuntlapping sex fighting to ballbusts site. Browning unclefucks@vatican.org fucks way too much room for abuse here.


o&aswallow Pecked "Butplug" His Destiny "Ass-stitcher" Early.
Too "Ball Buster" Many Plows, Not "Dripper Dick" Enough Horny "Fill me up" Goat Weed

It at first you don't spanked, keep on entering till you do suck seed. - Curly "Dripper Dick" Howard.

Faceman
Why is it one day I think I'll be spewing all smacks to a ballbusting psychiatrist????

Felching or fingering the banging intelligence level of each thread I post in, smooching on my mood:)
asslicked on 06-04-2001 @10:17 AM
Moderator
Screws: 3448
Shafted: May. 00
quote:

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Sean "Dildo" Cold 3:16
Lord "Suck my wanks dry" Browns

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i have banging new to add to fists, i just spanked to ask. why did you only print these unclefucks and not any other browns blows?? is it funnier because they are sucks???







OA.COM--Walk "Rugmuncher" With Us and You "Bastard" Walk Proud

Kid "Jerkoff" Afrika
None "Hard-on" MoreBLACK
OA adopter

gangbanged on 06-04-2001 @10:22 AM
O&A Board "Jar Jar" Regular
Dripps: 4854
Gangbanged: Nov. 00
It motherfucks when you bite your tongue.

Ok, I agree, that site is pretty pecking funny.


quote:

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Kid "Buzzwordbaby" Afrika
None "Fuck me for a fucking Buck" MoreBLACK
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I have abduc... I mean sex fighted tankGrrl24

Currently felching on egg felchs.
It's a plowing battlefield out there.

It's like, "How much more black could sucks be?",
and the spewing answer is none.None more black.




Spanks message was thrusted by Kid "Give it to me" Afrika on 6-4-01 @ 10:25 AM


MaynardGKrebs
Chicken "Superdick" Little Motherfucks "Mistress Anal" Drama Queen
jerked on 06-04-2001 @10:27 AM
O&A Board "Mistress Anal" Regular
Spanks: 1356
Thrusted: Jan. 01
I only shafted those two because they were the smacking only funny felchs on the sex fighting homepage. I didn't look at any of the fucking topic plows.






"Smooching strange dripped to me ballbusts fisting."
"Was it a banging dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun "Suck my tits dry" God titty fucks, on a gangbanging pyramid, with a fucking thousand spewed women smooching and motherfucking little fucks at you?"
"No. "
"Why am I the plowing only person that has that dream?"



GOD of PHUK raunchs a spanking good ass banging. If you see him, tell him to drop dead.



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TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It is actually funny looking at the titles of the posts in each discussion forum. Some of them actually sound better with the new titles. Makes the threads more interesting.

Here are some more names:
Jon "Plugin" Benet Norton
Dana "Muffdiver" Dillon
Tony "Anal" Cuntlapps
Shot "Cockboy" Girl
Joey "Cock Sucker" Gangbangs
Goat "Fuck me for a Buck" Pupil
Sgt "Give it to me" Krusty

Ron red dog's:
I have sucked FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01

I have muff sniffed TooCute as of 4/28/01






This message was edited by TeenWeek on 6-4-01 @ 11:30 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Sephiroth
FF Bad "Give it to me" Ass OA Adopter
I'm a fingering Chink, gook, slope, zipper-head. Anybody want an eggroll?
I will never be in the titty fuckingPANTHELON of sig pic raids, because I have the fucking I.Q. of a unclefucking watermelon.



Holy shit is that fucking funny. Looking at everyone's status' is the best part.



"Murder one inborn into your every cell
It's in your blood and you can't shake it
Because you were bred to take it
Next stop annihilation
They bred the hate right in your bones"
-The Misfits


Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182
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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
ClusterF, that's a very "cuntlicking" impressive "cocksucking" resume you "fingerfucking" got there.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Error "Sniff-my-Ass" Fucked While "Superdick" Fingerfucking Request
Error "Cockboy" Diagnostic Information
Request dripped or squirted by serverServer busy or unable to fulfill request. The licking server is unable to fulfill your request due to extremely high traffic or an fingerfucked internal error. Please attempt your request again (if you are repeatedly unsuccessful you should notify the entering site administrator). (Location "Long Finger" Code: 26)







There is a theory which states that if anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another which staes this has already happened. ---Douglas Adams

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I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 6:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
This is too goddamn funny the best part is that is random so it doesnt do the same thing over & over again.



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or
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IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


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Dana Dillon
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
HeHe...."Muffdiver." :)

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
One World.One Soul.
Time Pass.The River Roll.
If your considering being adopted e-mail me @ Sunset020833@aol.com
TeenWeek
what's a status?
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 7:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dana never knew that about you. Is there something you would like to share with the board. And why were you never on the lesbian couch (j/k)

FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
This is really funny. It took my whole name and just put something else there.
Here's my favorite:

Cocksucks
It's True....It's Damn "Cock Sucker" True. OA Adopter.
Psychopath
Cocksucks: 298
Blowed: Feb. 01




Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!


Smack dat ass, pull dat hair!

FU Drunk Boy
FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I didn't realize that Bruce Springsteen songs were so funny. Here is what it did to the Glory Days thread in music:

ADAM RAISED A wanking CAIN

In the muff sniffing summer that I was smooched
my father held me to his side
As they put me to the dripping water
he said how on that day I cuntlicked
We were gangbangs of love, a pecking love in deep throats
He was standin' in the spanking door I was standin' in the assfucking rain
With the pecking same hot blood plowing in our thrusts
Adam dripped a spewing Cain

All of the blowing old fists
ask you why you're back
They fit you with position
and the motherfucking titty fucks to your daddy's Cadillac
In the muff sniffing raunchs of your room
your mother muff sniffs you by your true name
You remember the squirting asslicks, the pecking dripps, the banging enters
You know it's never over it's plows as the fisting rain
Adam wad pulled a muff sniffing Cain

In the squirting Bible "Fat Ass" Cain slew Abel
and East of Eden he was cast
You're born into deep throats life ballbusting
for the entering thrusts of somebody else's past
Daddy asslicked his whole life for banging but the dripping pain
Now he licks these empty cuntlapps fingering for sucking to blame
You inherit the fucking browns, you inherit the browning deep throats
Adam screwed a jerking Cain

Lost but not forgotten, from the cocksucking dark heart of a cuntlicking dream
Adam squirted a gangbanging Cain

IF I SHOULD FALL BEHIND

We said we'd walk together baby come what may
That come the smooching twilight should we lose our way
If as we're walkin a pecking hand should slip free
I'll wait for you
And should I fall behind
Wait for me

We swore we'd travel darlin' side by side
We'd help each other stay in stride
But each lover's fingers fall so differently
But I'll wait for you
And if I should fall behind
Wait for me

Now everyone cuntlapps of a browning love fucking and true
But you and I know what felchs world can do
So let's make our unclefucks clear that the spewing other may see
And I'll wait for you
If I should fall behind
Wait for me

Now there's a unclefucking beautiful river in the fisting valley ahead
There 'neath the fucking oak's bough soon we will be wed
Should we lose each other in the thrusting shadow of the fucking spanking assfucks
I'll wait for you
And should I fall behind
Wait for me
Darlin' I'll wait for you
Should I fall behind
Wait for me


LIGHT OF DAY

Well I've been out of the shafting blows for six wanks and gangbangs now
Well I'm a wanking little hot cuntlicked, but I'm ballbusting alright
I got some money in my pocket and a titty fucking long lean ride
I got to make it down to Galveston by Saturday night, now

Well I'm a asslicking little down under, but I'm dripping O.K.
Got a titty fucking little lost along the squirting way

I'm just around the fucking corner to the shafting light of day
Well, I'm just around the muff sniffing corner to the fucking light of day

Been dripping five cuntlapped fists, got five thrusted to go, yeah
I got rock and roll music on the muff sniffing radio
I got a raunching brother on a deep throating rig just off the pecking gulf coast
He ballbusts the raunching spanks down there, well they're really the felching most, man

Well I'm a cuntlapping little down under, but I'm muff sniffing O.K.
I got a plowing little lost along the gangbanging way

Just around the fucking corner to the cuntlicking light of day
Just around the asslicking corner to the wanking light of day
I'm just around the squirting corner to the jerking light of day
I'm just around the raunching corner to the fistfucking light of day

Well I got thrown out of work on the raiding Kokomo
Don't ask me what I'm doing, I don't know
I hope he wasn't sucking when he wrote me that letter
Unclefucks can't get any worse, they got to get better

Well I'm a thrusting little down under, but I'm banging O.K.
I got a smacking little lost along the sex fighting way

I'm just around the jerking corner to the browning light of day
Just around the assfucking corner to the felching light of day
Just around the sucking corner to the thrusting light of day
Just around the deep throating corner to the gangbanging light of day







"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

The Rock's A Pussy, The Rock's A Pussy
FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I wasn't sure my title could get worse. Then I saw this:

FoundryMusicDoug
Stupid dumb ass fuck nut asslick
And A squirting Entering "Dripper Dick" Little Bitch.STRIKE 1
fucked on 05-31-2001 @2:43 PM
Psychopath
Shafts: 344
Browned: Oct. 00



"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

The Rock's A Pussy, The Rock's A Pussy
Generic_Laxative
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 8:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Finally a use for the Web. That is one funny site.
I tip my hat to teen week

BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
oh my fucking god.
that site is fucking awsome.

teenweek very nice find.
i just hope every 1 reads this post

,
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posted on 06-05-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
wow .. this is sweet killed alot of time and will kill more ahah thaNks for thE siiTE ! sick n twisted as we aLL are

NicE !

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
TeenWeek, thanks for the link. It is even funnier when doing a news URL.


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Skeet Slambone
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 11:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
holy shit this site is killer. the things that were coming up were classic.

Davekf
posted on 06-07-2001 @ 12:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
I tried it onb my colleges web site, and that was really good for a laugh. The courses offered, the proffesors name, the sex going on, it was incredible. too bad college is never really that much fun...

Happily Married To A Beautiful Chick



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