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FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Hello every 1

I am an innocent helpless newbie who stumbled into this big scary message board, and I am just posting cuz I am affraid and alone, and I'd like to make friends with some nice ppl. I know u all r such kind ppl who would never try to hurt my fragile little feelings cuz if u didn't like me I would just die...and even the smallest insult would CRUSH my underdeveloped psyche.

I know I should've posted this elsewhere, but I am so alone I just wanted to reach out to as many ppl as possible.....:::STRIKE 1:::

Resist that u pack of ravenous wolves!...lol

n e way

:::Me at 3pm Monday::: "Worst of?!?......F!"



:::In the process of choosing some suitabe quotes that are NOT from the Hitchiker's Guide:::
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
wow. a red dwarf sig. you dont see that too often

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL



Master of the Air Guitar !!!!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Why is this reminding me of Chutes and Ladders or Tiddly winks?

It's just weird to see a person on their first post have a sig and a tag line.

There was someone who used to come around that used to do that ^_^ thing too. I just can't put my finger on it....

If you don't act up you will be welcome, otherwise, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!


Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
E-Mail Me
What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
2 things:

1) You do not come here to meet nice people. Everyone in here is an asshole, our hero is a dick. (well, he's not everybody's hero...)

2) Don't show fear. They sense fear.


God, I hope this isn't another incantation of the Heap.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Shananagans! I declare shananagans!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

BaLLooN NoT
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
welcome 2 this HELL HOLE. nice 2 meet u & i hope u have fun. u'r best bet is 2 check out the adoption agency. u'r adopter will show u how 2 post & so on i c u already have a sig but if u need 1 jsut og 2 test sig pics & c if some 1 can help u out with 1. btw adoption agency is in General Discussion.

GOOD LUCK finding nice people besides me
hey @ least i think i am nice.

,
SIG PIC CREATED BY AUSTIN 3:16

E-Mail Me
METS will go ALL THE WAY THIS YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!
Yankees & the Braves SUCK !!!!!!!!
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Opie? j/k

Red Dwarf - The other British Sci-Fi Satire (with better special effects)

Welcome a-board! *Wacky Horn*

Who was that masked man?

______________________________

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
-Just adding to the NEW new kinder and gentler board
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-04-2001 @ 5:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

welcome 2 this HELL HOLE



No no, this is OA.com, this is The Hell Hole --> Visit this Website


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Two things:

1. There is no such thing as a living hero.
2. Who the fuck is this jack off?? Next time you post, at least try to make sense!!!

quote:

I know u all r such kind ppl who would never try to hurt my fragile little feelings cuz if u didn't like me I would just die...and even the smallest insult would CRUSH my underdeveloped psyche.



[bugs bunny voice] He don't know us very well do he?[/bugs bunny voice]

Eat a cup of AIDS
YUO=FAGOT!!!111

LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 6:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
[ravenous wolf]DIE, GET IN THE COFFIN, JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!!![/ravenous wolf]
ok ok ok...maybe a bit harsh...
-slam down a mug of bleach infected wit dysentary...that is suitable for a dirty little faggit whore like yourself....
-get adopted:)
and last but not least...
WELCOME TO THE FUCKEN BOARD!!!



AIM: Tv v ist of FaTe

"some people jus need a ruthless beating!"
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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
God damn Froy.... haven't laughed out loud like that in a while around here.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

Me droogies: Syndra is waiting at the Corova Milk Bar. One position available.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Sometimes, ONLY sometimes, I wish I could adopt.



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-04-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
hi faithlez! how are u? u r soooo cool. can i be ur friend? u spel so well. n e way, i think that u should be adopted by dryblood, he doesnt spel right either.

g2g


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com

Currently I've adopted meatballnip and GOD of PHUK. None of which are crack babies...damn---Actually, GOP is so hopped up on heroin that he has a needle in his arm 24/7
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 12:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
*wakes up, thinks, "Today, I should start a TOOL ON ME thread!" goes to board, comes in second place.*

Adoption is more gooder.








Walk it off, deek...

King f-tard
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Glad to see that the kinder, gentler board mentality is in full force.





Official driver of the Tart Cart (Extra helmets are in the back)
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01




Oh my....

Look at all these wonderful responses from all you sweet and benevolent people! I am SO touched that you all cared so much to make little old me feel welcome...

I haven't read them all yet, but the least I can do is give you all personal responses to what I am sure are all tender and loving posts.

Here we go sweetie pie.......

ArpiKarhu>> you rule..rock on...what the hell does your name mean?

HOSPITALIANO>> Love the sig from Dogma...only gonna act up again when I get some posts to my name...When that happens you WON'T want me in the family. BTW...I make better gravy than you...that only hurts bad if your an Italian...lol

Sloatsburgh>> Stating the obvious, but thanks for the concern...lol...What the hell was the "Heap"

Cap'n Fudge>> Brevity is the soul of wit...you rule!....gimmie snackycake...GIMMIE SNACKYCAKE!

Ballon Not>> Big help...then u threaten to pummel my anus like tyson would pummel some woman he REALLY loves....go figure...lol...thanks

Arthur Dent>> WILL YOU BE MY DADDY...........[Baby]WHAA[Baby}.....
Lend me your towel....
Get me a ticket off this pebble of a planet......
Adopter right??

Froy>> Can't belive he posted on my little thread...even if HE did ignore me....still an honor I guess....lol

TFEC>> What's with the !!!111, did your widdle finger get to weak to hold down the shift key for so long...lol..Bring it!...no holds bared when talking to me...I love the haze...just pointing that out because you didn't seem to get it..lol

HardCoreDave>> NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...YOU RULE!

FollowThisLogic>> Don't know if your talkin about my post or Froy's....I'd say Froy's...in that case...

TIMMY!

Buttmunch>> Don't know whether to be honored or terrified....a little of both I think would be wise....YUM!

Fez>> You seem to be a GENUINE A-hole...I think we'll get along great...lol...'bout the spelling...Having mastered this little language, unlike most, I feel quite comfortable replacing common words such as "you" and "are" with "u" and "r", respectivly of course, and if your limited number of operational neurons can't keep up with the substitutions I, and many others, make, perhaps, if asked nicely, I will "dumb down" my posts as to facilitate the preservation of your borderline sanity...poopyhead

btw...Newbie question alert...are you THE Fez, you know...from the reef...lol

Katya_ann>> *drool*...sorry for cutting in...felt it was the only way!...you rule...will you go out with me???[puppy dog eyes]...lol

King F'tard>> Guess I know who to bow to now, oh king of all f'ing tards...great sig...{bows}...

See ya all later...thx again...

The one who likes to be beaten...but rarely is...
ME





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This message was edited by FaithLess Listener on 6-5-01 @ 8:47 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I am SO touched that you all cared so much to make little old me feel welcome



i got something for you to touch all right.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think he's to old for you Gonzo. Might not even be a he.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
This newbie just learned that pics can be posted in many different pieces...screwed up my whole damn message....DOH!

Gonzo>> OW!...That hurt to watch...literaly!



:::In the process of choosing some suitable quotes that are NOT from the Hitchiker's Guide:::
GonzoStyle
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I think he's to old for you Gonzo. Might not even be a he.




volunteering sloatsburg?


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here

FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I'm a guy...23...just lookin for some verbal abuse...I came to the right place!



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FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
PLZ STOP THAT SIG>>>>>PLEASE!



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FaithLess Listener
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
PLZ STOP THAT SIG>>>>>PLEASE!

Try that on me and some innocent person might die!

*See, my sig..hehe



:::In the process of choosing some suitable quotes that are NOT from the Hitchiker's Guide:::
Ronreddog
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sometimes, ONLY sometimes, I wish I could adopt.



You can't be serious, BM, unless it is a female that you want to c-block! ;)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

GonzoStyle
posted on 06-05-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
wow not just double or triple but quadrupal posting. Nice work just for that twenty lashes across the face with my bloody puss ridden cock after you suck the blood out of the scabs on my blood missle.


I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what, I keep coming back
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground ...
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you are prey for me

She-Mail Me Here



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