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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Gonzo Is Pissed And He Needs To Vent About Deviant Sexual Feelings | ||||
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 3:38 AM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | Now a few things that kinda get to me not exactly a sick sex thread but a taste since i been slacking for a bit. A few brain droppings so to speak. Now whats the problem with pissing on people during sex? Now people always get a weird reaction about Jim Norton liking to be peed on, what the fuck? You people are all the same. Not only are golden showers normal amongst couples, but when I was a child, my mom was taking a shower..I opened the curtain to say peek a boo, and my mom pissed squarely in my face. I giggled, and so did my mom. I was 19 at the time.. Besides, you're pissing on your lover. Take pleasure in it, because I'm sure on some level you are getting fucked over by them somehow... Then there are chicks and men who complain about anal.. ughh please dont give me that shit. Ohh but he is too big i am afraid wahh wahh wahh cry me a fucking river. If the prick is big here is what you do. Get out a potato peeler and a pretty big glass. To make his wee wee a bit thinner, peel off the 1st 3 layers of penile skin. Hold the glass under his cock for all the blood he will lose. When the glass is full, have him drink it drink it to replenish. Now, take a pearing knife and make the hole in your asshole a little bigger. Use rubbing alcohol or WD-40 as lube. You're ready to rock. Have fun. His peeled skin can be used as potpourri if you burn it. Ohh this one i love best whooo i am so tired of all these chicks or guys hitting on me. fuck you ya fuckin beautiful people, you can all suck my diseased cock. I say if you are getting laid what the hell are you complaining about? Fuck all who wants to fuck you. Fuck the fat one too. Fuck all you can so that if you do hit a dry spell you can at least look back and go, "Man I have fucked a lot of chicks or guys or both or dogs i dunno." Then, when you've hit your quota, you can use all your bedroom expertise for all the new fucks in your life.. Lastly women who want kids when you still wanna have fun. What the fuck is wrong with these bitches? Fuckin up my good time cause you didnt get in enough barbie time as a kid you want a fuckin pet now? Guys this is for you this is what you do to the cunt. She needs a lesson in reality me thinks. Knock her sister up, hell, even start hitting on the cunt's mom. That'll teach her for asking such stupid fucking questions, about kids!! Keep her around though, tell her to stop taking the pill, be sure and cum in her face, that's the other lesson.   People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by Upuauat on 6-10-01 @ 4:30 AM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 4:40 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | quote: Okay. Now Im scared.  "Murder one inborn into your every cell It's in your blood and you can't shake it Because you were bred to take it Next stop annihilation They bred the hate right in your bones" -The Misfits Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM:Hitokiri182 I have adopted SilentHill2 and NAMBLA Prez as my newbies. Any and all problems should be reported to me. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 4:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Umm froy do you have something to tell us? People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 5:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | hey as long as Breakthru doesnt start posting, im a happy camper ;-) CIT (Cutie in Training): Yahman since 6/9/01 and I have room for one more CIT, inquire within | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 7:28 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Upuauat Upuauat Upuauat What? I'm just testing. ;)
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The sky is blue | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 8:54 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Uh oh. See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted meatballnip | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 10:30 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | WHat the fuck? Who is this Upuauat?? Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 10:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Haha - gonzo made a funny, because that gotta be a joke........right? Props to PanterA for the sig "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and BarbieDiesDos | ||||
| GOD of PHUK
| posted on 06-10-2001 @ 10:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Uuuuhhh...to divert from this whole vague, mysterious Upuauat thing, Gonzo's post was the funniest post I have seen on here in a while. Gonzo, did you used to post stuff like that a lot? little newbie since 5-31-01 | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ooooo no...if UP is back, i think its time for us to leave and gonzo, this paragraph just HURT to read quote: i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but  | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:42 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | What are you talking about? Upu is and always will be a great person. His so called 'fear tactics' are mearly out of love See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted meatballnip This message was edited by Upuauat on 6-10-01 @ 11: 41 AM This message was edited by Fez on 6-10-01 @ 11:48 AM | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:44 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | out of love of what Fez? the sound of his own voice or should i say the look of his own words?? CIT (Cutie in Training): Yahman since 6/9/01 and I have room for one more CIT, inquire within | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Ok, this has to be the funniest thing I've read here! Pure genius... or pure insanity ~ it's a toss up. But it is pure gold. Marooned on Gilligan's Island on 6/7/01 | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 11:57 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I'll go with the latter of the two.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:27 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Afrika you know me all too well, and fez can i get you fries and a drink with that back peddle? Amazing i do a great post like this and it gets overshadowed by Upuauat, lol. Unbelievable i swear it i should cum on your faces not the whores. Yes i posted like this a lot and i am sorry this one did not invovle self mutilation and child fucking and slitting hookers throats but more is on the way. People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by BullNuggets on 6-10-01 @ 1:29 PM | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Psst......its a joke ya queer See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted meatballnip | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Riiiiiiiight fezzy, only cause you can breathe a sigh of relief there ya cum guzzling whore. People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by MLK on 6-10-01 @ 1:46 PM | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Whats with posts being edited by people I never heard of? Former adoptee of Sephiroth..Graduated 5/12/01 | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Who's next? Kenny's Goddess?  Resident Board Socialist Email me at sticksituation22@yahoo.com or pinkorag@yahoo.com IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag The comintern is currently idle | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ok, we've seen MLK and UP...who'se next?IP?Bullnuggets?is froy playing some big unfunny joke on us or something?its times like this i wish i could read behind the scenes i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Lemme just say that that comment is very rude. I got to go and talk to my cousin jon See My Sig Pics! If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at meguyelvis@hotmail.com Currently I've adopted meatballnip | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:55 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Actually, I think JustJon would be next chronologically.
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: NO People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it You probably think that I'm a negative person I don't promote violence, I just encourage it Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now She-Mail Me Here This message was edited by Kid Afrika on 6-10-01 @ 1:59 PM <--HAHAHA | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 1:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | gonzo, i asked 3 questions...which one did you say no to? i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-10-2001 @ 2:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I'm willing to bet it was no to all of them...
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