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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: New Game! | ||||
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| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:02 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | Well, since everyone else was starting their own games, with rules that no one else seemed to follow, I thought we'd play a little Maynardball. Similar to Calvinball. Basically there's no real rules. You make them up as you go along. No teams, no nothing. If you know Calvinball, then you'll get the hang of it quick. If you don't know it, it doesn't matter, because you make the rules up. Get ready for Maynardball! "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I just smacked you in the head with my yambag AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | ::Hits Maynard over the head with a chair for starting a totally inane topic:: :) :) The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | skitch just stepped in the cave your head in zone - i get to bash you in the skull with a baseball bat i swear you did, but you looked away too quick was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours was i a fool to think at all | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | ::Hits maynard with the Maynardball and then tags the rule tree:: Now Maynard can only speak backwards.  "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | .stniop 71 rof pooh eht otni kcup yekcoh a tohs I nehT .htuom s'ypmurG otni ti detresni dna moor eht ssorca ti dellup dna gabmay ruoy debbarG :Translation: Grabbed your yambag and pulled it across the room and inserted it into Grumpy's mouth. Then I shot a hockey puck into the hoop for 17 points. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 6-15-01 @ 4:19 PM | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | :Pick up leg from broken chair: :smack Maynard in the face with leg: :Violates Maynard with said leg: :Pull out leg and notices large slivers in Maynard's rectum: :walks away laughing:  You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan. | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | okay, the score is 5 to Q.... I'm going to run around this tree and decree that running around this tree is worth one million points. But only if I do it.  Me droogies: Syndra is feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed. One position available... come and get one in the yarbles.... if you have any yarbles. This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 6-15-01 @ 4:18 PM | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:17 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | THWOOIM!!! (I don't know how to spell it, but that's the sound the big red dodge ball made when it bounced off maynard's forehead.) Is that how you play?
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| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | FTL trips over tree root. Must sit in penalty box for 5 minutes. Forfeits all points. Spits points are doubled You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Game over! I win! "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Good, we got Roger to quit. K1d, you can't play because you're black. You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Removes yambag from grumpys mouth, follows ftl around the tree stealing his points AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | hehehe no you don't Rog.... points doubled mean I can pants you :P you lose all points, I get them The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: TGNTOILAMFBIALSH! :translation:The guy next to me is looking at me funny because I'm laughing so hard! "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Skitch and Sloats lose all points for skipping like little school girls and failing to tag the not-gay base. Spit gets bonus points for accidently grbbing panties too while pantsing Roger. Dent kicks Maynardball into FTL's head. Score 2,000 points. "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 6-15-01 @ 4:26 PM | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | Calls for POGO STICK rule. Takes the pogo stick and put it in Sloats pants and bounces him on his head 3 times. spins him around and kicks him in the nuts. I get 5 points for that one.  Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-15-01 @ 4:25 PM | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Runs backwards so I will be able to speak forwards again. Gaining 1000 experience points. I just realized that I started the perfect game for slackers. "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| skitchr4u G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Tags Dent, giving him the cooties, then tags the gay free tree...jaw drops seeing roger has been pants, hi-fives spit for doing it AIM: SkiT4you | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ::Falls on face cuz pants are around ankles:: Gets 3 points Maynard loses all points to Roger for being conceited. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Grabs the gun out of Rogers hand and sticks it up her nose and squirts water up it. (36 points) Rolls down the hill and topples everyone over like bowling pins. (10 points) Gets up and goes home for the weekend. (1,000,000 intelligence points, 80 luck points) "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Tricks skitcher...hehehe you don't know where my hand has been (think Mallrats) Ball gets loose, bounces off my ass....10 points for dexterity The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Takes broken leg of chair, hits ball over tree! Home Run. Skips around all bases. Drops pants and moons everyone. All points lost by everyone. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0 You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | runs around wicket 5, enforcing the opposite rule.new people to the game get all the old people's points i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | jumps up and takes 3 leaves. puts the leaves on roger's butt. (10 points for 3 leaf clover move). pushes skitch on down causing him to talk in jibberish for 3 posts (200 points0 Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website | ||||
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