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Tequila
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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quote:

Shrimpin


Dont you do that now you fag!


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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Professional hooker

Exactly what would an amauter hooker do?

I would love ot go into medicine, but not general medicine, but more like medical research. It's just Med School is so fucking expensive and the thought of 4 more years of school on top of the five I'm just about ot finish makes me want to take a ball-peen hammer to my temple


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From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me
Spork
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Mine is pretty simple, I'd like to be a Systems Engineer, which is what I do now, but I'd like to do that for the Montreal Canadiens... oh and I'd also like to write and direct feature films in the off-season. That's pretty realistic, right ;)




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spitfire421
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Well, I'm really, really into music...

After college I wanted to become a publicist for either a record label or private pr firm in the entertainment industry...but I really can't stand those people-- so I'm kinda screwed cuz I want to do something that will help me establish my own record label one day...

Either that or I was to own my own club, or ven just be the manager who books bands to play at the club...anything that involves music


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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Video Game tester.Just sit around all day and play the games before they are released.


Thats what you'd think, but its really a pain in the ass. You play the same level a million times, doing all kinds of idiotic things trying to make it crash. Then you report to the coders and look for more bugs. Fun, huh?

Me, personally, it would either be DJ (Am I the only one who feels they are THIS close to being Anthony? The TV, the games,... damn dice rolled differently, I would be getting paid to see chicks do anal tricks with ice cubes. granted I wouldnt be knocking tin.) or game designer. Something like that.



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IkeaBoy
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I don't know since I have a very bleek outlook when it comes to my future but if I had to pick my top, top job- Film critic on the level of Richard Roeper. The guy knows nothing about film, but it cool enough to go against every other critic. When everyone else praises foreign films or films where they speak in a British accent just because, he's like "God that movie was boring" leading to a disgusted look on Ebert's face. Sweeeeeeet deal. Either that or I can do like a Ben or Psycho Mark job.

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the man we want to be
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Britney

Bangster
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I know i said i'd like to be a lawyer, but jus in case that doesnt work out, I want to be a dj. Not a radio dj like Ant tho. I'd like to dj at clubs like twilo and shit.

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fbdlingfrg
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posted on 06-24-2001 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I'd like to dj at clubs like twilo and shit


you do know twilo is closed, right?giulianni did a voyer bus and closed it permenantly


thanks to fez for the pic
Bangster
posted on 06-24-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

you do know twilo is closed, right?giulianni did a voyer bus and closed it permenantly


yea i heard. sucks ass. city closed it a while ago.

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veronafd264
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Dream Job ...Paid firefighter....this volunteer stuff is fun but I'd love to be getting paid to do what I do now for free.


Thanks to Danked for the sig pic!

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Computers can do that?
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I know i said i'd like to be a lawyer

Hey Bangster.....FU, shyster!
I am moving out to LA to pursue my dream of
acting/writing/directing movies, which I DO
have a talent for. I am 23 and do not wish to turn 30
without going for my dream. Everyone, this is cliche
and not practical, but you have to seriously chase your
dream. I cannot tell you how many broken-down
people in their 30's, 40's, etc I have gotten to know from
working in an office for several years. I went to all of
them at one point or another and asked them what
their dream was before they settled into corporate life.
ALMOST all of them wanted to be doing something FAR
away from what they were doing. A woman in my office,
very attractive for someone in her late 40's, said she
had wanted to be a dancer. But she was told by many
people her legs were too short. Which was true, but
that did not stop Jennifer Lopez from dancing. NEVER,
EVER, EVER let anyone kill your dream. Even when you
are obviously lacking talent (like a Freddie Prinze Jr),
you CAN still make it.



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

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skitchr4u
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:25 AM      
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I want to be a ski instructor full time/year round...anyone own a mountain?? I have 13 years experience...



AIM: SkiT4you
allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I would love ot go into medicine, but not general medicine, but more like medical research. It's just Med School is so fucking expensive and the thought of 4 more years of school on top of the five I'm just about ot finish makes me want to take a ball-peen hammer to my temple.



Well, you don't need an MD to do medical research from the pharmaceutical side of things. I have been a pharmaceutical drug trial monitor for about 5 years, and it's great. It's hard to get your foot in the door, but after you get about 2 years of experience, there pretty much isn't anywhere you can't go with it. You have to do some traveling, but it's cool to see all sorts of new cities. After you get about 5 years of experience, you can go into W2 contracting and the travel is limited to a region. You'll make about $40-45/hr, plus bonuses, and overtime, which is usually about time and a half. That averages out to more than a doctor will ever see in their first 10 years out of med school, since they are paying off bookoo loans. I also work out of my home, so I don't have to commute to a worthless office where people interupt me every ten minutes. They usually require a BS degree in a bio science field, such as Chemistry, Biology, Genetics, etc...



allyourbasearebelongtous


Doc Smith
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, I wish I would have had a better grasp on what I want to do a few years back when choosing my college/major. I don't think a B.E. in Mechanical Engineering will let me do much else than be a mechanical engineer (don't getme wrong, I do like the work...I just wish I had more options some times)


From cowardice that dares not know the truth,
From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me
allyourbasearebelongtous
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Well, what about engenering replacement joints, hearts, medical devices, etc? I don't know a lot about that area, but I would assume they have some engineers who design those parts along with doctors.



allyourbasearebelongtous


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I wanna be Cleo of the pyschic hotline. I think I'll start now:

quote:

lawyer, a lying, cheating, sniveling lawyer who rakes in big bucks.


I see a huge backlash for Bangerster. I have a vision of a plunger. I sense pain. I see continuous anal violations for him.

I see .......wait....it's unclear.....I see.......A SALAD? WTF? LMMFAO



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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy, LMMFAOSHIRFH!!

As for the question... I'ld like to get paid to do one of the following:
Draw my own comic strip or graphic novel (comic book) series..
Work as an animator on feature films,
OR
Be a regular castmember (or star) of Broadway musicals such as Phantom, Les Mis.. etc... etc...


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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Be a regular castmember (or star) of Broadway musicals such as Phantom, Les Mis.. etc... etc...



And you wonder why we make the gay jokes


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
GOD of PHUK
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Be a regular castmember (or star) of Broadway
musicals such as Phantom, Les Mis.. etc... etc...

Magus, Nathan Lane is looking for a peg-boy. Want me
to forward him your resume?



Hell, I like you! You
can come over my house and fuck
my sister!

SlartiWHO?
SLARTIBARTFAST!

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 7:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And you wonder why we make the gay jokes


Who said we were joking?

Oh wait thats right its only a joke;)


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Lord Magus
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And you wonder why we make the gay jokes


Ah na na.. I know EXACTLY why you make the gay jokes COUGHatmCOUGHbushesCOUGH...
What I WONDER is why can't get it through your skulls that no matter how much it appears to be.. it just ain't so... loosely translated...
I'M NOT GAY!!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
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virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:13 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Be a regular cast member (or star) of Broadway musicals such as Phantom, Les Mis.. etc... etc...

bah...Mangus stole mine ;) july 9th is my chance to try and achieve this dream...wish me luck!

i'm singing now because my tear ducts are too tired and my brain is disconnected but my heart is wired.. i make such a good statistic someone should study me now somebody's got to be interested in how i feel just 'cause i'm here and i'm real...
WoundedAngel
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posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good Luck! As gay as I might be, that is also a dream of mine.I would love to be the lead in a sucessful Broadway show. If not that, then just acting. I do it already but just not on as large of a scale that I would want to.


njstrawberry
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

lawyer, a lying, cheating, sniveling lawyer who rakes in big bucks.


So, in other words, minus the big bucks part, you want to be Buttmunch?

Wha? What? I thought we were just having some fun !!?? LMAO


Grumpy
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Oh dear lord, this thread is gonna get ugly now. Not that Magoo's gayness admission didn't push the envelope already.

Cleo is back ..........

I see.........status.........TOSS ?????....it's unclear.....I'm having multiple visions.....abuse....barrel.......beatings......

VG - Good luck girlie. Remember us little people (punn not intended) when you become famous.



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