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mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 10:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
good luck dude.. im 19 and still have a LONG way there.

"i hate people that dont get it!"
SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
So the consensis is : I am welcome to the club. I need to duck, cover, and run. I'll loose half of everything. I need to make an appointment to get fitted for my ball and chain. Learn that I will never be right and celebrate when I am. Marriage is a plunger for lifes shit. I am better off in jail. I'm also welcome in Hell. And from the only female who posted, she's already pissed at me for being a guy and I'm not marrying her. This is all very enchoraging for the upcoming day. Thank you. Is there anything else? Would you like me to just stand here and you all can kick me in the junk? No really I appreciate the serious advise and also the laughs. Deeks. LOL



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This message was edited by SpiritOfDirt on 6-26-01 @ 11:23 AM
DasDoomper
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
You'll need a nice 10 pund weight to keep that right arm of yours in shape. After you have kids, it's the only thing your gona get sex from.



DasDoomper

whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
"STUPID YOUR SO STUPID" we all did or will do it.as long as you understand, you say you do the next day they say sucking dick,noway thats disgusting.but to days ago she almost swallowed you hole. good luck


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Kwyjibo
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
O.K., here's the deal. I have been married for almost 3 years. Its great. Sorry guys, but it is. The whole bar scene getting drunk every weekend does get old. Things to remember is that it won't all be easy. If it was, no one would get divorced. Its how you handle the hard times that make the good times even better.

For advice:
Who's right isn't important, so don't argue it, just work it out. If you argue over who's right you will just be miserable.
Don't have kids right away. Give it a couple of years, travel, go out to dinner, go to the movies, whatever. Just have fun.
Never go to sleep mad. It will all be forgotten in the morning if you stay up 15 min. to work it out.
Be friends first, married second.
$$$$ don't worry about it. The most miserable couples I see are the ones that are still paying half the bills each. Figure out who is better at paying the bills and let them take care of it. If you pull the this is mine this is yours crap it will end faster then it started.

And remember 2 important words: "Yes, dear"

Congrats, it really is fun.

Kwyjibo


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Reign
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Looking at all the great years that marrage has brought me I have to say NEVER AGAIN! Once for love second time for money then you could buy love by the hour and then you get to go home alone. Damn I almost forgot what it was like to have the house to myself. Dude run for the hills.




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