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spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 12:30 PM      
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LOL BL...your junk entertained everyone that night ;)....more than the first 2 or 3 comics at least


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
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Ahhh..
Greetings fellow slackers.. hope everyone had a good weekend.. And I see we have a birthday wish for Metal today.. happy b-d man..



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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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IM BACK
now im at lunch, speghettios, the lunch of champions

lalalala

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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Afternoon all :grumblgrumblefuckingmeetingsgrumblegrumble::

Having lunch while I check in (Green salad with grilled chicken, chick peas, feta cheese and sun dried tomatoes, smuthered in lemon juice, no oil).

I have two (2!) observations :

1 - Hosp has become flaky since getting back from California. Hypotherapist? what's next, your aromatherapist? Astrologer maybe? FEEYYYYGGG!

2 - No matter how old I get, I always have the consulation of knowing that Metal and Old Man Swallow will be older than me!



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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
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quote:

No matter how old I get, I always have the consulation of knowing that Metal and Old Man Swallow will be older than me!



Quiet elder.



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Magoo my good man, thanks for the well wishes

quote:

Metal and Old Man Swallow will be older than me!



You forgot taller also Grump! TOG

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Don't fear the reaper....
Ahlexus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01

Afternoon Slackers :)

Roger Federer just beat Sampras at Wimbledon. The four-time defending champion and
seven-time overall champion lost in the fourth round to Swiss
15th seed Roger Federer 6-7 (7-9), 7-5, 4-6, 7-6, 5-7.



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Sampras out? Agassi should have an easier time. Goron Ivaneisivic is my sleeper for the title.





spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Care? :)

Hey GW, I finally beat your ass in the sandbox :) :) :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)
Grumpy
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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Fez - don't you have a gay interracial porno to watch or something?


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Ahlexus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
DGW, Sampras looked tired to me. Federer didn't seem to show any signs of stress. Being only 19 seemed to definitely work in his favor.



Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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quote:

Hey GW, I finally beat your ass in the sandbox


Care???:):)

Too bad with Sampras. I think he was going for his 7th Wimbeldon title. I also hope Capriati wins the womens title. Just don't like the William sisters...actually it's not them it's there pain in the ass father.





Ahlexus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I think he was going for his 7th Wimbeldon title.


Number 8 actually.

quote:

Just don't like the William sisters...actually it's not them it's there pain in the ass father.


Couldn't agree with you more. They live not to far from me and there are always news items about the weird stuff that happens at their house. You know... screaming fits, bruises, etc.









This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-2-01 @ 2:14 PM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Happy Birthday MetalFan! :)




spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, Metal, here's your cake ;)

EDIT---
http://www.angelfire.com/ca2/missdidimau/images/dvg3.JPG


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-2-01 @ 2:48 PM
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Hey everyone selling tickets this kid "Rushbug"
is trying to tool on Froy BYOB Fez you get the Grill. come on stop BURNING DAYLIGHT.


Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


You must use HTML to add a link. Use the following format:

This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-2-01 @ 2:31 PM
Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Spit......it didn't work :-( You'll just have to hand deliver that cake....LOL

Thanks, Ahlexus :-)

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Don't fear the reaper....
Grumpy
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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
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Hey little dick, IM me when you get a chance.

Sorry, I just realized, I should be more specific around here. Hey Black Lazerus, IM me when you get a chance. I have something to ask you.


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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
grumpy don't have IM at work Hit me back at :shakes head at yoda like midget:E-Mail Me

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.




This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-2-01 @ 3:10 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Goddamn Angelfire rooooined my joke...never mind :(


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)
Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Goddamn Angelfire rooooined my joke



Spit honey, you know they don't let you hotlink.....hehehe

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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
hey folks - getting some late slacking in here (guess thats what happens when i work 12-5 today anyway)

damn everyone on vacation huh? crown thinned out so much i can even see the midget around here


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

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AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Hello slackers!

I have actually been busy at work. (I hate when work gets in the way of my slacking!)

How was everyone's weekend?

OAS - I was waiting for you in the produce section at the Shop-Rite:

OAS - "Vegetables are very sensuous, don't you think?"

A-babe - "Vegetables are sensual: people are sensuous..."

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Amish Babe
Metalfan
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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quote:

OAS - "Vegetables are very sensuous, don't you think?"

A-babe - "Vegetables are sensual: people are sensuous..."



Hmmmm...somebody watched Animal House last night, now didn't they?

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Don't fear the reaper....
spitfire421
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, metal, no link, but do the cut & paste work...hehehe

AmishBabe, Visit this thread :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've graduated AmishBabeinPa and Brittney from the School of Altered Reality :)


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