Home | Search | FAQ
Page
1
2
 Displaying 1-25 of 30 messages in this thread. |
| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Comedian Paula Poundstone Arrested (lewd act on girl younger than 14!!!) | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| mozfan | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:42 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 00  | Oh Paula!! (I smell a Fezatorial coming on tomorrow) Wednesday June 27 8:46 PM ET Comedian Paula Poundstone Arrested LOS ANGELES (AP) - Standup comedian Paula Poundstone was arrested Wednesday and charged with felony lewd acts upon a child and child endangerment, the district attorney's office said. Poundstone, 41, was charged with three counts of committing a lewd act on a girl under the age of 14. She also was charged with endangering another girl and two boys, according to a statement by Deputy District Attorney Gina Satriano. The comedian was arrested in Malibu by Santa Monica police and is being held on $200,000 bail. Messages left for Poundstone's publicist, manager and an agent were not immediately returned Wednesday. The brassy comic, known for her one-liners about politics and the human condition, has been a frequent guest on late-night talk shows over the years and is a regular panelist on the syndicated game show ``To Tell the Truth.'' The single mother of two daughters also starred in the ``Home Movies'' television show. | ||||
| DasDoomper | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 |  Looks like a kid toucher to me... DasDoomper  | ||||
| Tony Metropolis | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:10 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | In my humble opinion, she is an unfunny, untalented, washed-up dyke and this kid touching story doesn't make me think any better of her. "I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady." - The Shermanator | ||||
| FoundryMusicPaintballJoe | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:24 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm kinda angry that they didnt describe the acts IN DEPTH!. Maybe TS could run with this one? AIM: PaintballOpAnt19 Im A Racist Prick. I'm Gunna Find You Petrizzi..And Eat Ya. | ||||
| windowlck | posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I don't think TS could even turn a lesbian encounter w/ Paula Poundstone into something Hot "What are you gonna do?Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?" | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:41 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | At least Paula Poundstone will have some new material now. Officially Part of JWO: skitchr4u, JasonFromRiverEdge & Jesus H Christ | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | Guess we know which Paula Poundstone tapes Dan was really going to watch tonite instead of going to the Vos show... -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com AIM: JonNeedsSN Adoptee: whodawhatawhata and MamA CaZ You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 3:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Maybe she did it as a publicity thing...because god knows she hasn't gotten any of it since her VERY short-lived show. | ||||
| Gabriel | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 7:01 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | A bit more info in this one: Thursday June 28 01:22 AM EDT Comic Arrested For Alleged Child Abuse Comedian Paula Poundstone is out on bail after being arrested Wednesday afternoon on several counts of alleged lewd acts on a minor and child endangerment. According to authorities, a felony warrant was served on Poundstone shortly after 3 p.m. in Malibu. Santa Monica police took the 41-year-old into custody and detained her at the Santa Monica Jail for several hours. She was released around 7 p.m. after posting $200,000 bail. The comic and sometime panelist on the television show "To Tell the Truth" looked a little dazed and tired as she left the jail facility. A gaggle of reporters met Poundstone and her attorney as they stepped outside. "She is adamant that she is not guilty of any of these charges," defense attorney Steven Cron said. "We are confident that when all the facts come out, we’ll be able to prove that she’s innocent of all these charges." Poundstone is the single parent of two adopted girls. According to reports, she’s been a foster mother to as many as eight children since 1993. Some of her standup routines, ironically, have been about child-rearing. It’s not certain whether Poundstone’s own children are named as alleged victims in this case; the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s office lists the victims as "Jane" or "John" Does in the four-page criminal complaint against Poundstone. At the time of her arrest, "Ms. Poundstone was charged with three acts of lewd conduct on a child -- a girl under the age of 14," district attorney's office spokeswoman Jane Robinson said Wednesday. "She was also charged with child endangerment on two additional girls and two boys." Robinson refused to elaborate on the nature of the charges, except to say that if convicted the suspect could get up to 13 years in prison. Poundstone was generally silent Wednesday and referred most questions to her attorney. Asked how she was treated in jail, Poundstone replied, "Very well. I’ve never been in there before." She also said that she has "faith that the truth is the right thing." Cron said that he was dismayed by law enforcement’s decision to arrest his client. "We are shocked," he said. "We’ve been cooperating with the police department. We’ve been aware of the investigation. "They know where Paula has been and there certainly was no reason for them to go out and arrest her. "We’ve tried to be as cooperative as possible." According to reports, Santa Monica police and the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services have been investigating Poundstone for some time. The comedienne has appeared periodically on such shows as A&E’s "An Evening at the Improv," as well as the HBO Comedy Hour. She recently left the ABC show "To Tell the Truth" after an apparent dispute over money. "Between the ages of 17 and 25, I was hammered all the time, eventually I realized I'd have to find someone who'd pay me to drink, or cut it out." - Roger Ailes, CEO of Fox News Anyone know of any job like that... other than O&A's? Lurking Daily, Posting Weekly. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Would performing her comic routine in front of the child be considered child abuse? The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:39 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Kid-touching is all-out wrong, but girl-on-girl kid-touching has a nice ring to it. Imagine the possibilities: Charlize Theron and the Olsen Twins... ... time to rub one out... Adopted by JonBenet Norton as a career Padawan... ONE BURBON, ONE SCOTCH AND ONE BEER | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 11:45 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Now that's funny. Congratulations, Ikea, you just did something that Paula has never managed to do in her whole career... you made someone laugh.  | ||||
| Roger | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | She's made me laugh. I happen to think she's funny. One of the few female comics that I have enjoyed. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:51 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I didn't even know Paula was still alive. LOL | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | I think she was funny in like 1986. | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 06-28-2001 @ 10:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote:Yeah but, [Homer] you're a girl [/Homer] | ||||
| jap bike jim | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | Would this be considered teen kid touching if Paula is as old as dirt? "Did you know that the blue ones are for fiber? Your welcome." | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 9:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | Last time she was funny, I was in a womb. I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 9:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i dont wanna sound sexist but i dont think there are any funny women comics "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| adolescentmasturbator | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 10:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | O&A said themselves female comedians generally aren't funny. I can only think of one funny one. And that is wanda sykes from the Chris Rock Show.  Resident Board Socialist Email me here IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag I have brought I am currently looking for newbies to bring into the International | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 10:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Teen Paula Poundstone molestation? Dosen't work, I just see a fucking dyke in a zoot suit. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 10:45 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | You aren't being sexist WOW, I actually said the same thing in the other Poundstone thread. There are no female comedians and just a couple of hot ones (Laura Kightlinger, Sarah Silverman). The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| My Turn in the Barrel Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 07-01-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think Sarah Silverman is pretty funny. Her act is very dirty and she's kinda hot too. For the most part female comediennes do suck. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse. | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-02-2001 @ 2:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Silverstein is pretty funny. I would certainly put the meat rocket in the meat pocket. OHHHHHHHH!!! | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-02-2001 @ 6:59 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | oops, I meant Silverman. At least I got the jew part right. | ||||
| Page
1
2
Displaying 1-25 of 30 messages in this thread. |