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mikeWOW
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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN JULY 01, 2001 10:49:09 ET XXXXX

OJ: I WONDER IF I'VE TALKED TO NICOLE'S KILLER?

"I wonder if I've run into this person who killed Nicole?" O.J. Simpson asks the NEW YORKER in its coming issue. "Have I talked to them? Do I see them every day?"

In "The Outcast", which streets Monday, NEW YORKER reporter Pat Jordan captures Simpson describing the state of his feelings about his former wife, his current life, his on-and-off girlfriend Christie Prody, and what he sees as the media's manipulation of his case.

"The press created this guy who was hurting because his wife left him," Simpson says. "That's bullshit! It was Nicole who wanted to come back to me after the divorce. She stalked me! Trust me. She'd send home cookies with the kids, and once she showed up at my house with a tape of our wedding and began to cry. "Please, O.J.! I wanna come home!"

"O.J. Simpson is the most misunderstood person on the planet," his lawyer and spokesman, Yale Galanter, tells Jordan, adding that "O.J. is a devoted single parent." Galanter also says, "I envision a day when O.J. will again be a celebrity spokesman in the mainstream of commerce."

Simpson sees his role changing, too.

"As a father, I was just a disciplinarian before, and now I'm everything to my kids," he says. "People ask me what's the hardest thing for me, and I tell them I was always a great dad but I'm a horrible mom. I don't cook... A man's natural instinct is to solve problems. Like when Jason said Sydney did a lot of things and I never caught her. I said, 'That's one of the reasons why I love her. She's smart enough not to get caught.' She's her mom all over again, she's got those German genes, her grandmother, my wife, now my daughter. Those bitches'll wear you out."

Simpson tells the NEW YORKER: "I loved the way Nicole looked. If I saw her on that sidewalk right now, I'd pull over and hit on her. If she had a different head."

"The thing I'm most proud of is that the girls I dated were offered two hundred and fifty thousand dollars by the tabloids and not a single one of them said anything bad about me... I expected the cops to lie. They were told not to investigate the case because no one in L.A. wanted to hear it... And the media. They let me down the most. They got lazy and relied on police tips instead of investigating. During my trial, the truth was known, but no one would write it. It's a much better story if I'm guilty. They didn't look at anybody but me. I was set up."


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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
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Just goes to show OJ is a bigger asshole then we thought


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mikeWOW
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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
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the best line is "do i see them everyday"?? - yes you do you asshole- dont u look in the mirror

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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:50 PM      
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damn...mike beat me too it.and i hads the line copied for quoting :( .and the new pic is great, tequila


thanks to fez for the pic
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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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I've never heard of someone who pleaded not guilty to a crime which everyone thought he did, and then begin to whore himself using the trial



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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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ha ha ha ha!!! Tawanna Brawley!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
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i like the line where he say's if she had a different head . guess that's why he tried to cut it off !

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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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quote:

"I loved the way Nicole looked...I'd pull over and hit on her."
What he really said was I'd pull over and hit her under she bled.

quote:

She stalked me! Trust me. She'd send home cookies with the kids, and once she showed up at my house with a tape of our wedding and began to cry. "Please, O.J.! I wanna come home!"


I wonder her side of the story...oh yeah, he KILLED her.

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posted on 07-01-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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quote:

"I envision a day when O.J. will again be a celebrity spokesman in the mainstream of commerce."

That would be the same day the gates of hell are opened up and demons will walk the Earth - what an asshole.
quote:

"I loved the way Nicole looked. If I saw her on that sidewalk right now, I'd pull over and hit on her. If she had a different head."


I think he meant to say "If her head was still attached"


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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 3:27 PM      
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quote:

Please, O.J.! I wanna come home


Do you think she was referring to a coffin? Cause thats where she is now.





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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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all i know it wasnt me

but seriously
WHAT A FUCKING DICK HEAD!!!
he cant stay outa the spotlight for one month

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mikeWOW
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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 4:17 PM      
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look @ me breaking news 4 the o/a show.. jk

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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
He has to be living in a world he created in his head.


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