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Drunken GW
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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This is one amazing story.

PENSACOLA, Fla. — An 8-year-old boy whose arm was reattached after a shark attack developed kidney problems but was improving Monday, a surgeon said.

"He's stable and making some progress," Jack Tyson told the NBC's Today show.

Jessie Arbogast of Ocean Springs, Miss., was in critical but stable condition Monday after dialysis, officials at Sacred Heart Children's Hospital said.

Jessie was moved to Sacred Heart because Baptist Hospital, where surgeons reattached his arm, is not equipped to treat kidney failure, Sacred Heart spokesman Clay DeStefano said.

The boy was attacked Friday evening while playing in knee-deep water at Gulf Islands National Seashore near Fort Pickens in the Florida Panhandle.

His uncle wrestled the 7-foot-long bull shark to shore.

"He's a big guy. He got hold of it and tossed it ashore," District Ranger Supervisor John Bandurski said.

Ranger Jared Klein then shot the shark four times with a 9mm pistol and pried its jaw open with a police baton. Volunteer firefighter Tony Thomas used a clamp to pull the boy's severed arm out of the shark's gullet.

The boy had no pulse and no blood pressure when he was flown to Baptist Hospital about 30 minutes after the attack, Tyson said.

"He had essentially lost all of his blood," Tyson said. "He had bled out."

Ian Rogers, the plastic surgeon who helped reattach the arm, had said he was hopeful the boy could regain near normal use of his arm in 12 to 18 months, with extensive therapy.

In addition to losing his arm, the boy lost a large section of muscle on his right thigh.

.....pulled the bullshark out of the water...are you kidding me. This man has balls the size of canteloupes.





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DasDoomper
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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I saw this story this morning on Good Morning America when I was getting ready for work. most people don't know that most shark attacks happen in less than 4 feet of water. If you showed everyone all the sharks swimming off the shore in NJ, (You can see them in an airplane) no one would ever go in the water.


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Rone
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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that must have been a real intense thing to witness.

and the guy must be extremely strong to wrestle a shark to shore.



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This message was edited by Rone on 7-9-01 @ 11:49 AM
njstrawberry
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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this is why I don't go in the ocean pass my ankles...I have seen too many sharks near the shore and too many people who have been attacked...


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King f-tard
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Thats amazing Teenwee.. I mean GW. Imagine if it was your nephew, you would try the same I guess. I am sure I would. What a set on him. Thank god the kid is getting better also.





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DasDoomper
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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quote:

and the guy must be extremely strong to wrestle a shark to shore



Not really. Grab them by the tail and pull it backwards towards you. Sharks have to keep swimming forward or pump their gills to breath. If they were pulled backwards, they drown. They can't shut their gills like other fish can. The adrenaline rush he had at the time probably helped too.


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This message was edited by DasDoomper on 7-9-01 @ 12:10 PM
Drunken GW
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
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It says he wrestled it. I think he somehow grabbed it behind it's 2 side fins and pushed it to shore.

As far as if it was my nephew, I say I would do it....but who knows being in that sitiuation.

Much respect for the Uncle though, hopefully he'll get a little fame or fortune from it.

quote:

Thats amazing Teenwee..

Real funny Ftard.:)



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This message was edited by Drunken GW on 7-9-01 @ 12:44 PM
Arthur Dent
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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I've watched too many episodes of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. I'll save you all the speech on why the vast majority of sharks are harmless. Know people who scuba dive and have swam right next to some big ones.


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kevin from ct
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Boy, if this kid's name had been Kitner, they'd never get past
it today at 3


kevin from ct
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Boy, if this kid's name had been Kitner, they'd never get past
it today at 3


tankGrrl24
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
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DAMMIT.......I always miss the good shit on TV.:(

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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
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Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish... And I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Arbogast arm spill out all over the dock!

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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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heh heh...funny.

GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Check this out they just released a picture of the kid's uncle:





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Drunken GW
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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I knew I saw that big red X somewhere before.:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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wha wha wha, i see a pic?!?!?
Is it only working for me?




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IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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Here's the link to the pic Geocities don't link pics

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-9-01 @ 3:33 PM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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DGW, unfortunately this happens a lot down here. Every week either someone is bitten by a shark or a kid drowns in a backyard pool. Although not many wrestle the sharks, people have been foolish enough to try and catch the gators that roam any area that is canal fed.






This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-9-01 @ 3:51 PM
Drunken GW
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Ikea...that doesn't work.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-09-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
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Well it works for me... Here's the link itself. http://www.geocities.com/bigcrochunterfan/Steve_s_cut.jpg cut and paste it.

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Drunken GW
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
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Deek:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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tons of sharks at the jersey shores.fish them a lot.usally cut theme loose when we get them on the shore line.never thought about wrestling one in.


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