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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Share your *drunk stories* here.... | ||||
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| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:34 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | Ok... once again... I'm a tool. The reason why I couldn't be at the road show was because i had a bachelorette party to go to the night before & couldn't swing a babysitter for Friday night & saturday afternoon. So the party was a boat cruise around manhatten. It was beautiful... HOWEVER... Despite what many of you who have *seen* me at the Bar 9 gigs think, I don't drink often... Had a little TOO MUCH wine on the boat... THAT, combined with being on a FRIGGAN BOAT, not eating too much & soe old dude swinging me around on the dancefloor like a rag,... well.... ending up in BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... I don't remember how I got home... All I know is I woke up looked at myself & said "who's shirt is this?" (my girlfriends had taken my shirt off & gave ne a *clean* one) Realized that I REAAAAKED because I threw up all over myself (and the side of the boat, in the bathroom, coming off the boat, the drive home.... so on & so on...) So i woke up the next day confused & ummmmmmm a little embarrassed... Someone PLEASE tell me they've had a night (or 2) like this.... or am i just an asshole. hahahaha I'm never drinking again! (YEAH RIGHT)  THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... This message was edited by MamA CaZ on 7-9-01 @ 4:41 PM | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 4:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | oh no. here come one trillion exgagerated stories! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Mike who are you Opie now? Well mama I have drank my self to puking on sevral occasions and i have woken up not knowing how I got home. Mike I hope I did not elaberate to much for you.  Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I have blacked out once. It was on Tequila (go figure). Apparantly after I blacked-out (at a party), my roommate and I went to a bar, I left alone and went home. I woke up with on contact floating in solution and a bruise on my right eye (the one still with a contact). I am guessing that I hit the sink on a dramatic dive to the toilet or was really pressing too hard on my eye socket trying to get the lens out. The next morning, I saw an evident trail of my walk home. I was unable to drink water until 3 days later. 220, 221, whatever it takes. | ||||
| Silvio Dante | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Drank a lot. Did some keg stands. Woke up the next morning with toilet paper wrapped around my leg. As I peeled off the layers I noticed that I had been bleeding a lot. I was informed that I fell down a flight of backyard steps and ripped my knee open. Pictures of me laying on a curb with an OJ like trail of blood. Still don't remember the fall. Robin's ass is so fat, her blood type is Ragu.  | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 5:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: I too am an asshole like this. Does not happen alot though. This is I think the 3rd time I got this sick. a bunch of my friends and I started drinking at 1pm, cause it was a holiday and all. we went bowling and there was more alcohol, it just kept on coming...just the way it should be. After bowling we went to a bar a friend of mine works. They kept on giving me double shots of what I was drinking, also...the way it should be. We had been drinking since 1pm that day, and did not really have dinner, that's the mistake we made I think, or maybe i should have eaten more than just a sandwich. At one point i got the idea to drink some shots of tequila, 2 of my friends joined me. I started cursing like a sailor to this guy that was playing a card game with us(i don't even know him) At 3 pm I could not even walk straight anymore. That has never happened to me, no matter how drunk I could always walk straight. My b/f and I found our way back to my place and he crawled into bed, I crawled to the bathroom, cause the room started spinning like a fool... I turned on the shower and layed down on the floor...the hot water felt good...just not good enough to stop me from throwing up everything including some of my insides... After passing out and waking up for about 3 times, I woke up cause I heard the birds outside and i turned off the shower, grabbed my shirt, crawled to the bed ( at this point I could still NOT walk straight) and got into bed. The next morning my rib hurt like hell, after a week I went to the doc's and she send me to the hospital for x-rays, it was severally bruised. It's now 4 weeks ago, something like that, and it still hurts alittle. My lesson...No cheap tequila, and do have a decent meal before drinking. I just can't afford these waterbills and of course I need all of my organs for future drinking... ;)  Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I have also had a night similar to this. I was VERY VERY VERY drunk and thought that if I got some food in my system, I would feel better. Stupid me ordered the salmon-on top of tequila, beer, rum...ect. I thought I felt fine but when I got back into my car, I had to puke so bad, I did it out the car windown and all over the side exterior. It was horrible! The most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: quote: Damn, Tequila-you sure do get around!  AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| MamA CaZ | posted on 07-09-2001 @ 11:45 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | ahhhhhhhhhh thanks guys... i KNEW i could count on you all to make me feel less *tool-ISH* THANK YOU to my *sugar-daddy* pink shirt wearing Adoptor JUST JON who made my sig pic.. and *BRIAN-KEVIN* Balloon NoT who helped me set it up... | ||||
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:07 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ok.. I have really only 1 really good "drunk story".. and contrary to what Mike may think.. I can garauntee it isn't exagerrated.. because I don't remember it one god damned bit.. but I have about 6 to 10 people who all coaberate that I did this. New years about 5 years ago.. give or take.. Myself and my best friends gather at one of their friends houses for the usual early twenties (I can believe I just typed that) new Years party's. Myself and Kevin had stopped at a liquor store on the way.. planning on drinking mostly shots.. Kevin get's a bottle of Goldschlager.. I myself get a bottle of Jack Daniels (about the same size as what Belushi chugs in Animal House).. Over the course of the night Kevin and I wipe through about half of the Goldschlager.. and I've had about 3 or 4 shots of Jack (I'm the only whisky drinker in my group).. the LAST thing I remember was the ball dropping... Now.. My FRIENDS tell me, that about 2 hours later two fellas show up from another party.. and one of them walks in to were I was apparrently sauced.. picks up my bottle of Jack.. and takes a big swig right from the bottle. At this point I should probably note that there was still easily 3/4 of the bottle left.. Now.. apparently in my drunken stupor I decided that NOBODY was going to drink MY Jack Daniels but ME.. and proceeded to chug the remaining contents of the bottle... Mind you.. I have absolutely NO recollection of this.. and my friends are most definitely NOT the type to fabricate story's to boost anyone's ego.. they'ld rather make fun of each other.. They tell me they counted a full 18 seconds one one thousand, two one thousand.. etc.. of me chuging that Jack Daniels.. before I finished off the bottle (once again.. think Belushi in Animal House) they then say I sat comatose for about a half hour.. then proceeded to... well.. let's just say I went from binge to purge lol.. funny thing is... I don't remember ANY of this, and I woke up the next morning feeling fine. -and apparently from my atrocious typing, I was sauced when I wrote this.. even though I only had 1 beer tonight lol-  No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!! "Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!" This message was edited by Lord Magus on 7-10-01 @ 12:19 AM | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | Real quick, considering that drinking stories get seriously embellished constantly. Broke up with GF, we had a hoops tourney the next morning. I was at a friends. The other 5 guys didn't want to drink more than a little bit, so I took ended up drinking most of a handle bottle of smirnoff and filling a $1000 TV with my vomit. How do I know it costed 1000? cause i bought a new one. | ||||
| Just Jon | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:17 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00 | I can normally drink whatever I want and not get too sick, but one new year's eve, I was drinking tequila and beer, then went to play foosball. Halfway through the game, someone decided that it should become a drinking game and produced a bottle of SoCo. Well, 5 goals were scored on me, and the SoCo didn't agree with everything else I drank, so some time before midnight, I was praying to the porcelein goddess. I do recall a friend walking in and saying was midnight. I was led to a bedroom and passed out. The next morning I felt like shit and still drove my 2 hours home. But at least I won the foosball game. -----  E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com AIM: JonNeedsSN Adoptee: Seems they've escaped.... New victims welcome You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:07 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Hey, I didn't embellish, as a matter of fact, I left a lot out- so as not to raise the disgusting-ness factor up three levels! | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:52 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Ummm I don't think I have ever got so drunk that I got sick...so I don't have any stories to share... LMFAOAIFAOTGDFFJFC  I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. This message was edited by njstrawberry on 7-10-01 @ 6:54 AM | ||||
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