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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Try our phone service and get a free vibrator | ||||
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| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 7:39 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00  | HOLLAND ABUZZ OVER VIBRATOR GIVEAWAY By BILL HOFFMANN July 10, 2001 -- A Dutch company is offering free vibrators to people who buy its mobile-phone services. But the special deal has some folks shaking their heads in disbelief. Customers who sign up with KPN Communications for service from Tring are given a free Nokia mobile phone and a battery-operated sex toy. Some love the erotic freebie, while others turn beet-red with embarrassment. Nokia has already branded the promotion "disgusting." And KPN officials are also unhappy, urging Tring, based in The Hague, to drop the deal. "That's not the way we want to be presented to the public," a KPN spokesman said. Meanwhile, prostitutes in Holland are complaining about new government rules that include having to soak their vibrators for 10 minutes in an alcohol solution. The hookers complain the new rules will destroy their rubber sex toys and spoil the erotic atmosphere. Brothels and prostitution are legal in Holland. | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | What can I say... I love Holland!!! :) KPN and Nokia can say what they want, but Tring is getting alot of publicity this way. I think it's funny, and I am curious how many people will end up with these 'battery-operated sex toys'.  Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 8:26 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: Ahh, Europe, where even the whores are clean. Compared to here, where that statement would change the word vibrator to heroin needle.  | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | What about England. Where prostitution is legal (as long as you only work at home. No street walking), and nude women can be seen on regular television every night, but Tomb Raider has to be editted because kids aren't allowed to see headbutts and throat chops. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. --Ernest Hemingway "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| Snoteater | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | I don't know what's scarier, The free sex toy with purchase of a cell phone or complaining that they HAVE to clean their sex toys. What a Country...(said in a bad russian accent) Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft! | ||||
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:47 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Well I won’t be signing up for this service, what’s in it for men? Well for most men. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:51 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Does anyone know a good travel agent? I uh need to take a little vacation CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 This message was edited by GrkqtOandAfan on 7-10-01 @ 9:53 AM | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:54 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | LOL Grkqt, I can apply for the service twice and send you the extra 'toy' Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 9:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Jolene you are the best..lol Hook a sista up! CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:08 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | this cracked me up. i work for a major cell phone company, and Nokia is our biggest product vendor. i forwarded this to my manager and she cracked up. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:23 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Banana, I got it from page 26 of the NY Post today. | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:19 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: Anytime, anytime!!! I wonder if it has different speeds? And will batteries be included?! Oh fuck it, it's free right... Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Grrr I just got a new cell phone and got nothing for free! :( I'm moving to Holland.... Jolene, need a roomie?? ;) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | what do you expect from a country full of dikes? Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL  | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | lol FMFB, the hands free headset does not compare to the vibrator...lol CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: LOL FMFB, of course you are welcome! Maybe we'll get a good deal since it seems I'm getting 3 now?! Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: You got a headset?! Not only don't I get a vibrator, but I don't even get a headset so I have two free hands to pet the poodle with! :) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LOL see and Pataki is worried about us driving and using the phone. Now i can drive, talk on the phone and pet the poodle all at the same time, the jokes on him! CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | You 3 are amazing. You're some of the few chicks on a board of extremely horny guys and you're concerned about vibrators??? All you have to do is mention something and you'd all have a line of guys ready to audition for the real thing. You girls don't even know how much action youd be able to get. One day I will have a sig pic. | ||||
| FeelMyFunBags | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 5:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ferret...we're worried about vibrators because those are gauranteed to please....men...ehhh not so much ;) All I've undergone I will keep on Underneath it all We feel so small The heavens fall But still we crawl All I've undergone I will keep on | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 5:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | HMMMMM hey Teen what will tomorrows headline be? Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave. I wish you’d hurry up and execute me So I can be on my miserable way I don’t live today. | ||||
| Jolene'78 | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: OMFG, You got that right on the money FMFB! I'd have to say Amen to that....lol:) Guess I'm off to bed now;) Have you ever had that typical Dutch feeling...."Have I That???" | ||||
| Ferret | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Not to sound too full of myself, but you're going around with the wrong men if that's your problem. One day I will have a sig pic. | ||||
| CantHandleMyBooty | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | quote: Aint that the fucking truth!! ::throws cell phone on the phone:: Shit it broke...looks like i need a new one. ;) Sooo is there gonna be a roadtrip to Holland soon for the girls of the board? Where do i sign up??  whats wrong and right. Is where you'll find me waiting for you. | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 07-10-2001 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | LMAO, I just came back to read this thread again, and just as I'm finishing it, and Don and Mike report on it.
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