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WNEWs GIRL
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
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i got my letter from tim today
he says its hot, but things are going good
he says its hard not to laugh when other people and even himself get yelled at
hes been marching, running, jogging and all that fun stuff

he told me to tell gonzo and JBA that he assemlbed his rifle with out any incident :)


hehehehe im such a tool
i didnt know what to do about that lil problem we just had
but as always GRUMPY comes through, i dunno what i would do without him
E-MAIL ME IF U WANT THA ADDRESS
AngelAmyRF@aol.com

WHATEVER BEN

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This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 7-10-01 @ 2:04 PM
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Wouldn't it just be precious to be able to read the letter he sent to Patty?

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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It would be even more precious now that we have his addy, to write him a letter pretending to be patty, sealed with lipstick and perfume...lol

that could be fun




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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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of course, it would have to be a SERIOUS letter from Patty.


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

to write him a letter pretending to be patty, sealed with lipstick and perfume



That would be to funny! Maybe insert the picture of Patty frm the whip cream bikini contest. I'm sure his bunkmates would get a kick out of that.



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
ok it has to be done

or have BN make a tape to send him, doing the Patty voice, it is scary how dead-on of an impression it is.




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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
What would REALLY be fucked up is if the D.I. is in a pissy mood and starts reading the letter out loud to the barracks and using it and the photo to belittle him.


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
A picture of Patty in a whipped cream bikini could get him in some trouble. It would be considered pornography (no, really. even she would be considered porn). It happened to me and I still owe push-ups. :)


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well, I guess I should sleep better at night knowing that if he is going to get a weapon, it's from the government, not "borrowed from his uncle Bob's closet...
Glad he's doing good

Just one thing, remind me never to join the Marines. I'd hate for everyone who ever writes to me to know my Social Security Number


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From laziness that is content with half-truth,
From arrogance that thinks it knows the whole truth,
Deliver me


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 7-10-01 @ 1:47 PM
Shelle Bink
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
you know, this morning Amy read me the letter over the phone, and she commented on how short it was.

I guess he was being anally raped by his D.I.

It happens.

As for the Stalker Patty thing, I had that in mind myself... if you guys are going to do it, I'm in... btw, I think I do Stalker Patty's voice quite well, just ask some people.




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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:18 PM      
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Glad to hear that hes havin fun, LOL, and yes someone should definitely send a letter from Patti, LMAO


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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
[Patty voice]
Dear Tim,

How are you doing in the Ma-rines? I hope you know I am here waatinnng for you when you get back. I know you were mad at me before you left because of the Ron geramy inncaadent but please know I am yours and yours only. I have been keeping my self clean down there for hygene reasons all my life but now I keep it clean for you. i miss you soo much, i can't beleve that in your leter to Amy you told her to post on the board that you love me. I was so emmmbarassed but at the same time very excited. I love you too Timmy you are beter then the Edge and Opie put to gether.

Love Patty.
[/Patty voice]

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 6:43 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Ummmmmm, CARE!?!


I'm packin my screwdriver so see I'm gon' be alright
Just moving the steering wheel side to side like a slalom
Now I ain't got no problem I'm just breakin the steerin column
I spot him, in the middle of the MARTA parkin lot
I'm hearin a voice in the back of my head yellin "K1d A stop!"



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
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wow kid, we agree on something for once. go figure;)




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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
waht do we need to get this done


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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
ur all fucking cruel, but soo fucking funny too.

graduated from Jon Benet Norton's school of kid touching...even though that's kinda nasty and weird
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posted on 07-11-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Brokenjaw, thats great, even the inflection is great....





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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Don't know if anyone actually cares, but i got a letter from tim today. he sounds good, says he's having a good time, why i don't know because the stuff he explained doesn't seem all that fun lol. i have his address if anyone wants it just ask. i think we should get all our patti jokes out of the way now, from the sounds of it he'll probaby be able to kick any of our asses after he's thru with boot camp LOL. :) that is all, carry on.


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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
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hmmmmmm, still not caring, wait i thought i felt a caring part, oh no sorry, that was gas. carry on




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