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o&aswallow
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, given the fact that it is one of the ultimate cardinal sins, but if you were a tool and contacted a Mod to request your status be changed, what would you want it to say?

(Newbies. Obviously this question is being asked tounge-in-cheek. Of course you can feel free at anytime to contact a Mod to request a status change.)

I would want mine to say, "What is this middle aged F doing here trying to hit on all the young babes?"



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
spitfire421
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
uh-oh...what is this topic going to turn into??can we all say cluster fuck???


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
mine would be oa.com official kid tou.... oh wait nevermind.

Nah nicey nice now spitfire this is a good topic, better than most. It's an interesting question. It's more funner stuff we got hundreds of stuff.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-2-01 @ 1:46 PM
hellspawn warrior
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
::walks into room::

::looks at mods with pen and paper in hand::

::walks away whistling::



The true enemy of creativity is good taste- Greg Hughes
Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
how about....even though i'm a fucking waste of space..i'm still more funny than o&aswallow

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
official yacker of oa.com



I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
DrunkHeston
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
How about"It's not you, I don't like anybody."

"I love naked women...It's a character flaw"
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ummm, this could get really ugly...

:::runs for high ground:::
:::hides in bunker:::
:::puts on goggles and waits for the bombing to start:::

I'm very satisfied with mine. Thanks IP, where ever you are:)corky


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This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 3-2-01 @ 1:56 PM
Banana_juice
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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i am keeping my mouth shut.

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Sephiroth
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
"Official Anime expert of OA.com"
That would be kewl..
BTW, if anyone has any anime questions, contact me and I'll do my best to help you out



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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
careful what you ask for you bunch of ass f's you might just find a mod in a pissy mood to give you what you ask for!

Just check your status' now deeks and Have a nice day!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Girl, don't go away mad, Bitch just go the fuck away!!!!


I decide who lives or dies

o&aswallow
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Sean, thats why we love our Mod's so much. They never miss a golden opportunity.

Metal, Ouch, probably true, but ouch!



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
LMFAO!!!

Thanx Sean:):):)



I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
spitfire421
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
see gs.....this is what I meant. I wasn't tooling on the topic, I just knew this would happen...

:::turns around and runs:::
:::looks back to make sure no one's checking out my ass:::


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
HELMET PINCHA
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
the best ones end with- strike two mother fuker!!



In the school of hard knox. adobted by DRYBLOOD
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

looks back to make sure no one's checking out my ass:::

Sorry Spit, I had to look. You should definately join the contest. :)



I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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walks in.....looks around...leaves quietly



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Redstripe
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
How about something simple like 'SU provider' ?

Feed me!
Long live SU


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Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Spit...you know I always look...


Ummm, Sean.....could ya change it back now please??? Pretty fucking funny though

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
The Painter
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Metalfan: I think you're stuck with it.

Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
No backsies!

No soup for you!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Girl, don't go away mad, Bitch just go the fuck away!!!!


I decide who lives or dies

Kid Afrika
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I want my status changed to "SeanCold's a Mean Drunk".

Metalfan
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

No backsies


Gah damn...how much beer will this cost me to fix??? If not, its just daily tooling on o&aswallow....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
Grumpy
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posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::walks into the room::
::looks at all the new status' people have::
::walks out laughing hysterical::

Sucks to be you!
and you,
and you,
and you (as he points to people)


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o&aswallow
posted on 03-02-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Happy tooling Metal. I doth believeth you are stuketh with it. Ga Damn thats funny!!!



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.


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