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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: And you hate your job!!!!!!!!!!11 | ||||
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| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 7:43 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | I received this in an e-mail When you have an "I hate my job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip." Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company."  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Did you sniff it after you read that? Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually, it doesn't sound all that bad. So, where do I apply? ;) I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:...they left off the part that says, "By Inspector GonzoStyle"  Professional Slacker I should get paid for this crap... | ||||
| hammersavage | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Man, that is hot Straw. Actually if you are interested, I am hung like a thermometer so we could get together. THAT OLD GAG! I'm serious.:( Salad Tosser Left Fielder, Center Fielder, and First Baseman **Official Painter of Billboards** "Opie and Anthony: The thinking mans Beavis and Butthead" -Playboy Mafia Mob Soldier--Darippa | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Now we know where Marco works- HEY! The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: And give up that high paying quality control job at the cieling fan factory??  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com jackal420 has been released from foster care. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I am not even touching this topic! CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 8:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: But I thought you were Greek Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
| imapervert I want my two dollars! | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: I before E except after C.  | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: LMMFYBO AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:29 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Then why did you post you fuckin anal marauder? Go play catch behind a diner.  Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| njstrawberry | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | O U C H I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl. Mmmm tastes like chicken to me, wanna lick? BALLOON NOT - DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Straw you started testing? AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GrkqtOandAfan Claim staked by FTL. | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Ok Could ya not divulge where I hang out, there are alot of psychos on this board quote: Straw you haven't felt ouch till you hung out behind a diner...lol j/k CIT (Cuties in Training): none, have room for 2 email me if you want to be a Cutie Yahman - Certified Cutie as of 6/19/01 | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Hey Tequila, I thought you did that for a living anyway?? Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| jumper | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:51 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | lol.... i dont think i can touch this topic either Grk. i just felt it was necessary for me to answer. it wld take abt 2 pages for me to type y i HATE my job.... thats y im looking some place else!! | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:50 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Well, it looks like giz-mopper just got moved down to second place on my list of jobs that would make me jerk the wheel on the drive home I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| WoundedAngel Absolutely spectacular, and 1337 as hell. | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | With me, it's still in first place. I'd rather test rectal thermometers than mop up the cum of hundreds of men, daily. | ||||
| Doc Smith I Love Anthony Zinni | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Yeah...but how much do you think the average giz-mopper makes? I'm sorry, it had to be said, I love Clerks. I can levitate birds. No one cares. | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:11 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: No Corpse he works at the dildo factory. He is inspecter #1. LMMFAO  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: I might be opening up a whole new can of worms, but isn't it spelled 'jizz?'  I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:43 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Yeah fez, that is how you spell the shit that drips off of your pimply chin. Now clean yourself up damn you before Froy see's it! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: BJ is right corpse I work where they make dildo's They use me for the John Holmes mold AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-16-2001 @ 5:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | That is so funny teq considering your wife told me you were hung like a child who just played in the snow. It must suck for you that you keep pissing on your yambag every morning. Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
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