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njstrawberry
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:30 AM      
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Okay, here's a challenge for some of you. Today, we went to the Bloomingdale Shelter and picked up a 8 week old female kitten. She is adorable, fits in the palm of my hand, but we don't know what to name her. So that's where you all come in. Please suggest some names for her. Thanks!



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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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call it fuggin kitten.... then once it grows, call it fuggin cat...

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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:33 AM      
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don't bother naming it just save that picture for the missing posters.

im gonna fuck your cat and then torture it before i kill it. I am gonna suck its eye balls outta its fuckin head and smack it in the face with my puss covered cock and re create scenes from deer hunter with that cat.


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Straw I say name her Tabitha. She's a cutie.

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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Ok maybe this is just me stating the obvious, but Straw why don't you name your new pussy:

Cunt!!




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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Get three more of it's Brothers/Sisters. Then you can name them after the 4 horseman of the Apocolypse (Pestilence, Famine, War and Death).

That should make for a nice conversation peice.



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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:53 AM      
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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 2:57 AM      
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Appetizer




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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 3:59 AM      
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Strawberry's Pussy, or SP for short.




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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 4:12 AM      
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Being a South Park fan I'll suggest Mr Kitty, after Cartman's cat. His cat is also female despite her name.


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 6:46 AM      
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Hey.. is there a prize?!!! In light of the bonsai kitten thread, I say either Bonsai or Miyagi.

Seriously, my cat was such a runt when she was a kitten that we named her Thumbalina... Thumb for short. Now I just lovingly call her 'Bitch'.


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:18 AM      
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I think you should name her Stain. Like the dog in the Red Peters song. When you call your cat it will be " come stain ".

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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:30 AM      
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How about Target??????






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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
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How about Patty. Your kitten is a virgin pussy and Stalker Patty has a virgin pussy.


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:40 AM      
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How about "Punkin" or "Lucy" -- don't know what me thing Lucy, it just popped into my head when I saw the pic. LOL. She's adorable! Good luck with her. :)


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 7:44 AM      
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I have another one...Chinese Takeout.




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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:06 AM      
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quote:

I have another one...Chinese Takeout

Mmmmmmmmm Kitten Chow Mein

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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Cunt.
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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
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Top Five Names for NJStraw's new kitty:

5. as in, Combo #5

4. Smokey (in honor of Ant's dead cat)

3. Twatto (insert Sandy Kane sound effect here)

2. Got to go with the crowd on this one: CUNT

1. Froy



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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Here's my entry:

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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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cute kitten! name it after its mother


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 9:01 AM      
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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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How about Berry or Cub? I don't know why. I'm just tired.


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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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posted on 07-16-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
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quote:

When you call your cat


That's the funniest line in the entire thread

NJS, she is absolutely precious! Are you looking for a fun name or something common? One of my friends just adopted a stray 6 week old kitten and named it "Ferris". How about naming it after a fav sports figure or movie star?



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