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Arthur Dent
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Went to the movies over the weekend. During the slideshow of advertisements, one of them was "How much do you really know about the person sitting next to you?" It was for a website that does background searches on people advertising the fact that they can tell you all about your date.

How many people are really using this? If a girl did that to me, I'd walk away considering her a paranoid bitch.


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King f-tard
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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I remember a skit on SNL that dealt with this, I think it was a commercial parody for a service. Back in the Dennis Miller/Dana Carvey days.





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IkeaBoy
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posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Wow, I wish someone went out with me so I could worry about that....

Anyway, how come I remember seeing something like that on a show like a satire or something. I think it was Duckman.

EDIT: But then again if you're a real danger she won't get to the internet in time to find herself face down in a whole with her skull cracked open from the round part of a hammer.

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the man we want to be
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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 7-17-01 @ 3:24 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
hey dent, i wish I had this service when I met some slut douche bag from here. It would have helped oh so much to be honest.

I wonder what her profile would say........

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
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And sew you back and be a waste of stitches




darthziggy
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posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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c'mon sean, sounds like you might have an idea. let's hear it, might be good for a laugh and help you get rid of some frustration.


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
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ziggy, I thought you said you were not going to be around that much anymore.

I can always hope against hope that it comes true.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


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My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches




Arthur Dent
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Sean, I like sluts, crazies, psychos, etc. they make life interesting. And I could use all the interesting I can find. Just that paranoids are no fun.

Edit to save space - Ikea, normal girl = relationship. Crazy, slutty, etc. = a few weeks of fun and plenty of stories to tell.


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears



This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 7-17-01 @ 3:45 PM
IkeaBoy
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Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:39 PM      
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I too find crazy girls hotter than normal girls and don't mind paranoid girls as long as they're the psychotic paranoid like against the government not the "I believe the government but won't date a guy unless I know everything about him including blood type and his parents"

The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is
the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
Britney

Psycho Bitch
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

normal girl = relationship. Crazy, slutty, etc. = a few weeks of fun and plenty of stories to tell.




good to know.....


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Arthur Dent
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Psycho, everyone knows that normal girls can be crazy when they want to be, just like crazy chicks can make you think they're normal at first. It's why men will never understand women. ;)


Edit - Sean, disease free only. Thanks. ;)


An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--Ernest Hemingway
"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears



This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 7-17-01 @ 4:17 PM
Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Hey, dent, with that said, do I ever have the hook up for you my nigga.

let's see....

slut, um check

crazy, check

phsyco, check check check!

Now to continue the Sean Cold hook up game I need to know how you feel about having stories to compare with a few other members who have datewd said skank.

also, it is so important you get a check up with some blood work so you don't catch the blame if you somehow wind up with mono.

Let me know if you are intrested in this bitch and I will foward an email for you.

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go untill your brains
are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches




Psycho Bitch
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
I didn't mean it like that...

quote:

normal girls can be crazy when they want to be, just like crazy chicks can make you think they're normal at first



Unfortunately I'm still trying to figure out which one I am... :(


Much thanks to Grumpy and my "master" for this kick ass sig pic :)


~~Psycho Bitch~~
"The definition of insanity is repeating the
same behavior over and over expecting
different results"


Proud graduate of Metalfan's purgatory for newbies....but still his "slavegirl" :p
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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When I say I'm hot for crazy chicks I mean if a girl indicates that she had some sort of institution stay I pop one right there.

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the man we want to be
Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than
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posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
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IkeaBoy, you must've had fun during the Bellevue special.



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Sephiroth
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 5:54 PM      
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quote:

Sean Cold said:
with a few other members who have dated said skank.



But.....i thought.....you banned Skank.....

My head hurts.



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posted on 07-17-2001 @ 6:00 PM      
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Sep I can get you some Advil if your head really hurts


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