Home | Search | FAQ
Page
1
2
Displaying 26-44 of 44 messages in this thread. |
| Posted By | Discussion Topic: GonzoStyle's Guide and Theory to: THE BENEFITS OF FUCKING YOUR MOTHER, SISTER, AND GRANNY. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| o&aswallow | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:19 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01  | Well GS, in theory I can't argue with any of your points except one. You presented a strong enough argument in all areas to move this concept more into the mainstream with the exception of one. I have to disagree with the granny argument. The only plausible sex with granny is oral. She is just to dry and withered for any vaginal or anal. Now the oral with her is fantastic. She removes the dentures, spits up and because she is well practiced in gumming foods like corn on the cob, hotdogs, bratwursts etc, she will give you one hell of a hummer. As granny is prone to falling asleep at a moments notice, if she does so while hobbing your knob, the natural functions of her snoring will continue to give you some great gumming action. So GS, I ask that you at least reconsider your granny position and restrict activities with her to just oral. Remember, respect your elders.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: I say find a message board and sign up under the name maximum leakage and try to fuck every mod on the board. Doesn't earn you a tax deduction but you get millions of little mods swimming around inside of you. And if you have a gay brother you are golden man if he thinks you are too butch so him your soft and sensitive side sean.... ooh wait i just remembered who i was talking about, nevermind you are stricken from the record as a statistic, lol.   It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| WookiePoolParty | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 6:16 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | "The family that plays together stays together..." Now, what's the deal with cousins and/or aunts?  Are you phony tough, or crazy brave? | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 6:24 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: The whole post was blurry can you post it again?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 6:45 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Tequila since you have the red batman phone now you can reach me in the batcave, lol. I can't go through that again man cause i am working on the sequel to my ever popular eggplant story now i have moved on. I am infecting the world or atleast this board with my illness man. umm wow that could be taken in the wrong way, lol. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 6:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Which illness is that? AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:10 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | tequila get a blood test and we can play connect the STD's It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I'll take center square for HIV please AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I'll take cum guzzling slugs who fuck mods for $300 alex. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | Who is "COUGHCOUGHFCOUGHMCOUGHBCOUGHCOUGH" AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 7-18-01 @ 9:02 PM | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:26 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | You tested positive congrats tequila you win. You have won a million bucks payable over 10 years and good news is you have 2 weeks to live. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| Syndra | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: May. 01 | quote: Uh, NJStrawberry: I realize this reply is a bit late down the line here, but... can I be your sister? Huh? Huh? ::giggling & drooling:: ;)  I've got PMS and ESP - that makes me a Bitch who knows Everything. Just Nudged From the Nest as a FollowThisLogic Graduate. Shaggin' & Faggin', eh? | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | WOW 2 whole weeks. I'm going to Disney World AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Sean Cold 3:16 | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | GONZ, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make you satanistic Make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go untill your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad And sew you back and be a waste of stitches | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:46 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | The only way this post would make sense to me is if Kate Hudson was my sister, therefore making Goldie Hawn my mom. In that case we would have a threesome. You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: you sure did buddy. ohh and sean i am sorry i'll write it out for you on a napkin. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: LOL, maybe you should. I don't think human contact is healthy for you.  I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Fez you just want some gonzo love baby you know it. It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life. Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living. Abashed The Devil Stood And Felt How Awful Goodness Is She-Mail Me Here | ||||
The sky is blue | posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm still sore from Tuesday night. How about next thursday? I'm still saved.... Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status! | ||||
| Page
1
2
Displaying 26-44 of 44 messages in this thread. |