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GrkqtOandAfan
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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:14 AM      
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quote:

Cow Falls Through Roof, Hurts 1

ANKARA, Turkey (AP) - Ethem Sahin thought his friends were kidding when they told him how he ended up in the hospital.

But they witnessed the cow fall through the roof of the coffee house where they were playing dominoes and knock Sahin unconscious.

``My friends told me later what happened. I couldn't believe it,'' Sahin told the Anatolia news agency.

Sahin's wife, Rahime, was equally incredulous.

``They told me that a cow fell on top of my husband,'' she said. ``I thought they were kidding me. May God protect us from a worse accident.''

Sahin was treated in the hospital for a broken leg and needed seven stitches to his forehead after the freak accident Tuesday in the central Anatolian city of Nevsehir.

The cow apparently wandered from the hillside where it was grazing onto the roof of the coffee house, which was built into the side of the hill.

The cow was not seriously injured.








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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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Very, very funny stuff Grk!
By the way, killer new sig pic. :)


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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
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Dont worry about it Grk. Everyone makes fun of CLS.

Excellent sig pic, btw.



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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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You stand there and talk about whatever you want to talk about, I'm just gonna stare at your sigpic.




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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:44 AM      
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CLS makes fun of us grks? how many butt fucks we got on this board? and lol no not only CLS makes fun of you grk btw your sig sucks cause i hate the popular vote.


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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:30 AM      
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Damn, last time a cow fell on top of me, I was fucking *message board edit*'s old lady.

I like your old sig better. Any chance you can combine the two?;)

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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 6:37 AM      
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sig........................good...sig

oh yea...cows...gotta have more on roofs............sig......good

(hey, what do you want...i'm a 19 year old virgin on a message board, this is as good as it get's for me)

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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 7:28 AM      
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quote:

CLS makes fun of us grks?


I'm 1/4 greek...do I count in that "us"?? :)



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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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good thing the cow is ok.

Great sic pic qt.

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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:26 AM      
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quote:

btw your sig sucks cause i hate the popular vote.


lol of course Gonzo, I wouldn't expect you to agree with everyone else
quote:

I'm 1/4 greek...do I count in that "us"??


Of course Kim!!! I dont know if you should have told everyone though, you are now vulernable to anal jokes.


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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:55 AM      
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QT, what else do you expect from the Turks???

And the new sig!!!! (I thought there was that unwritten rule around here that we are not supposed to use personal pics for sigs???) ;-)




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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
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Why does GRK seem like she is trying to recruit her very own WECW?

Listen, I ate a gyro once, does that make me greek?

GRK: sure it does, the more the merrier!

I was analy raped by my dad, does that make me greek?

GRK: Oh, but of course, you know what they say about seperating the men from the boys in Greece.

I once drank a cup of coffee I purchased from a sand nigga in one of those Akropolis cups, does that make me greek?

GRK: By proxy, it sure does, hun.

I once stuck my dick in a pita and made my own white sauce, does that make me greek?

GRK: We are not picky at all. Since we don't have that many people who actually admit to being greek, we have to take what we can get

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This message was edited by Sean Cold 3:16 on 7-18-01 @ 9:12 AM
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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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I didn't even notice the news article, too busy getting all horned up from the sig pic. Wow.

Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft!

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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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grk,i_hate_you_and_your_new_sig.
at_first,i_liked_the_sig,_but_now_i_hate_it.
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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Sigh.

quote:

I'm 1/4 greek...do I count in that "us"??

no. :)

quote:

Listen, I ate a gyro once, does that make me greek?

GRK: sure it does, the more the merrier!


LMAO sean...by that token i'm even a greek ::shudder:: (and gyros are actually turkish food, just in case you were wondering grk)

As for the cow thing, in Turkey they fall on people, in Greece they get
fucked up the ass. I think i'm quite happy to be from turkey.

EDIT - oh yeah, nice sig pic grk.


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Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 4:41 PM      
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is turkey even a real country?????

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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:05 PM      
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Didn't Spain just finish the 'Running of the Bulls'?

I guess this gives new meaning to 'having a cow':)

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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:16 PM      
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quote:

is turkey even a real country?????


Sean the reason why it is questionable is because you might know Turkey from its more popular name: The Armpit of the Middle East




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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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you might know Turkey from its more popular name: The Armpit of the Middle East

Well, if Turkey is the Middle East's armpit, can't we say that Greece is Europe's a-- damn, that's just too fucking easy, ain't it? LMAO ;)



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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:01 PM      
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Sean the reason why it is questionable is because you might know Turkey from its more popular name: The Armpit of the Middle East


Wait when did turkey get promoted to armpit?



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posted on 08-16-2001 @ 11:54 PM      
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Yet another reason of how I am glad Im not Turkish, and how much cooler the Greeks are


quote:

Turkey Sex Boycott May End
By SUSAN FRASER, Associated Press Writer

ANKARA, Turkey (AP) - It's a victory for the women of a Turkish village who called a bedroom boycott to demand running water: A new water system is reportedly on the way.

But that doesn't necessarily mean an end to the boycott: The women still want to make sure the men build the pipeline.

For a month, the women of the southern village of Sirt - tired of hauling water, sometimes for miles - have been refusing sex until the men provide running water to the village.

Now, the government has agreed to the men's requests that it give them pipes so they can build a water system, the Anatolia news agency reported Wednesday.

But at least some women were taking a wait-and-see stance.

``They won't be able to get into our bedrooms until the water runs through the taps,'' one village woman, Fatma Koru, said with a laugh. ``The protest will continue.''

Faliha Sari was more discreet about her intentions. ``Everything starts and ends with water,'' she said, refusing to elaborate. ``We're happy that it is finally arriving.''

After the latest breakdown in the 26-year-old water system in Sirt, located near the Mediterranean resort of Antalya, women have had to line up in front of a trickling fountain for water that they carry home in large containers - a walk of several miles for some.

The men finally came round this week and asked local officials to either fix the water system or give them the materials to do so.

The government directorate of rural affairs agreed to provide them with enough pipes to build a 5-mile line from a nearby water source to the village, the news agency reported.

Village leader Ibrahim Sari - the family name is common in the village - said he has not yet been notified of the decision, but said he was happy to hear the reports.

``We had asked for the material and are ready to build it ourselves,'' Sari said, estimating that construction would take about a month.

Ayse Sari, a grandmother, was skeptical that strike was really taking place.

``It's just something the women said, and it worked,'' she said. ``We got the attention. We were tired of carrying the water. Those who had donkeys were lucky.''








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posted on 08-17-2001 @ 3:07 AM      
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The Turks are the butt of every joke in the Middle East. It's rather sad for them.


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posted on 08-17-2001 @ 6:05 AM      
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If you bang a little boy in the butt, does that make you Greek?


quote:

Those who had donkeys were lucky.

There are just too many jokes you could make from this. My brain is spinning now.





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posted on 08-17-2001 @ 6:18 AM      
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The women still want to make sure the men build the pipeline.


The men don't get to lay some pipe until they lay some pipe.


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posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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okay - not only do I have to contend with the Hebranic Lesbian Jerkoff Cocksmokers, Now I gotta deal with a Greek uprising? didn't you people learn your lesson the first 500 years the Turks kicked your ass. and OAS, don't get me started on the Armenians.

TeenJerkOff - why don't you go write a letter to Khomeni and ask him for your balls back. The Iranians aren't even recognized as a nation anymore. Even the Iraqi's make fun of you. Its you towel heads that are the real joke.

Gonzo - when did your kid touching ass become Grk? You're a Russian Jew. What gives? You get anal once from OAS and you think you're Greek now? Don't make me call the Philipino authorities on you.

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