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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Never been in a chat room of any kind. Maybe it's just fear of the unkown. What's it like.


Man: 'Evening, squire!
Squire: (stiffly) Good evening.
Man: Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
Squire: I, uh, I beg your pardon?
Man: Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
Squire: (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
Man: Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
Squire: (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
Man: Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
Squire: Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
Man: SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay?
(pause)
Man: Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
Squire: Well, I, uh....
Man: Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
Squire: Um, she likes sport, yes!
Man: I bet she does, I bet she does!
Squire: As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
Man: 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
Squire: She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale.
(pause)
Man: SAY NO MORE!! Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
Squire: I wasn't going to!
Man: Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in....photography, ay?
"Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
Squire: Photographs?
Man: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Squire: Holiday snaps, eh?
Man: They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
Squire: No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
Man: Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
Squire: Look... are you insinuating something?
Man: Oh, no, no, no...yes.
Squire: Well?
Man: Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
Squire: Yes...
[PUNCHLINE ALERT]
Man: I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh....
You've "done it"....
Squire: What do you mean?
Man: Well, I mean like,....you've BEEN, in a chat room....
Squire: Yes....
Man: What's it like?

SORRY it took so long... hopefully you were familiar with the scene and skipped to the punchline.



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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, long way to go for the reference, but a good reference.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.

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posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
So a chat room is like Monty Python. I love Monty Python. I love Fawlty Towers too.



This message was edited by The Painter on 7-18-01 @ 8:21 PM
Dana Dillon
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 8:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Whoa...I just got flash backs of Chat.Kid, I use to like that place but....oh my dear, the hatered is all over the place.Me, of all people, to go back to chat.What the hell was I thinking??It's fucking mayhem!!!:(To answer your Q?I do like the board better.

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Meatbus
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I just wonder if people actually like chatting more than they like posting on the board?
Letter writing seems as rare as a gay man with a masculine voice. Nowadays, most people would rather communicate using the phone. I guess that would be analogous to the board and chat.





"How 'bout a little less asking questions, and a little more shut the hell up?"
Sephiroth
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Here's the basic log of any chat session i go into:

OA Sephiroth: (This user has entered Foundry Live)
OA Sephiroth: Hey Guys
GONZOSTYLE: Hey, you stupid fucking slope, where's my flied lice?
CriticsLoveSnatch: Hey Gook
OA GrkOandAfan: Hey Zipper-head
OA Fyfetallica: Hey Dink
OA Broadieman: Hey gook
OA Brokenjaw: Hey fucker, where's my dry cleaning?
OA Tequila: Hey, is your mom chinese? What about your sister? OMG OMG JK JK LOLOLOLOLOL
OA Unicron: Fuck you slope, Im gonna crush your skull
Robbeec: Everyone, please accept me.
Everyone to Robbeec: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! WE'RE SAYING HELLO TO THE GOOK!!!!
OA CRX Girl:I'm, like, British and stuff. So, like, Im waiting for 2:15. Why? I dunno....irish people suck.
NJStrawberry:Who the fuck are you again?
GonzoStyle: Hey zipper-head, suck my pus-infested cock, you so horny long time.
OA Sephiroth:..................................
OA Sephiroth (This user has left Digichat)



Kill them all.
All of them.
Let the Blood flow.
The Children. The Pets.
The Friends.
All of them.
There are no Innocents.
Finish them all


I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail
LET'S ALL BE FUCKING RETARDED

This message was edited by Sephiroth on 7-19-01 @ 6:38 AM
SLASH
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(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Dana Dip Dillon said:

...To answer your Q?I do like the board better.





The irony of that,is that we would rather have you in chat 'cause there isn't a permanent record of that drivel you call posts.



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When we held on to the guns

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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Chat? What's the attraction?
i thought it was me...

hey seph, what am i, chopped liver??? fuckin mics



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SweetAngel
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 7:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I just think its fun. the difference is in chat you fuck up and say something stupid its there for few minutes then its gone. if you fuck up and say something stupid on the board, its there forever for all to see.

ROFLMAO This is sooooooo true.

Chat is fun, kills time and lets you meet people more easily.


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DreamWeaver
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

lets you meet people more easily


You mean like me, Dreamwe...I mean SweetAngel? ;)

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
SLASH
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STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I just think its fun. the difference is in chat you fuck up and say something stupid its there for few minutes then its gone. if you fuck up and say something stupid on the board, its there forever for all to see.


quote:

ROFLMAO This is sooooooo true.


WTF??? That's the fuckin' beauty of the message board. The accountability for what you say.

What the hell is this "if I fuck up"???

See right now I am gonna say something I have to be accountable for...

[Looks Both Ways For Magus]It's Just A Message Board[/Looks Both Ways For Magus]

I mean it is pathetic when you are worrying about every little word you post. Shit if I wanted chat 24/7 I would have kept AOL (don't get me started on that cock suckin' scam service) past the free month!

quote:

Sweet Angel said:

Chat is fun, kills time and lets you meet people more easily.


I have met a lot of people on the board before chat was in the picture. I have collected there AIM names, and when my anxiety diminishes over that mysterious piece of technology, I will be connected to them in real time chat. Till then, I will have to make do with.... GASSSSPPPPP.... the telephone, Bar 9, official / unofficial parties, and just hanging out independent of board events.


Remember the chat is a supplement to the board, not a replacement.

You only exist in chat because of oa.com





Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

Oh, I believe in yesterday's
got nothing for me















This message was edited by SLASH on 7-19-01 @ 8:39 AM
Sephiroth
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Slash said this stupid shit:
Bar 9, official / unofficial parties



Thanks alot Slash, i really needed that laugh. LMMFAO



Kill them all.
All of them.
Let the Blood flow.
The Children. The Pets.
The Friends.
All of them.
There are no Innocents.
Finish them all


I hate you. I hate everything you stand for. Please, for the love of christ, do not send me a E-mail
LET'S ALL BE FUCKING RETARDED
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, slash got angry.

You go sally!



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!
Kid Afrika
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Remember the chat is a supplement to the board, not a replacement.

Words more true have never been spoken, SLASHypoo. :)


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And you expect Uncle Sam to help us out?
We ain't nothin' but porchmonkeys
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