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Unicron
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 5:05 AM      
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S U C K E D

i was severly disappointed.

Best part was the Spider - Man trailer.

Sephiroth
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 5:36 AM      
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I thought it was horrible. There literally wasnt 5 minutes they werent being chased by something, it got boring real quick.

"OH BOY!!! Now a Raptor is chasing them!! LOOK OUT!! That vicious herbivore is gonna kill us !!!"

And it has one of those endings where you look at the screen blankly for 5 minutes and say:

"Is......is that the ending? Wait a minute....how is that even possible? It makes no sense! How...how did they....", and then spasm, jerk, and foam at the mouth.



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Unicron
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 5:44 AM      
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the ending sucked, everything sucked, EXCEPT the avairy scean with the Pterodactlys. The only thing is, that was a event that was in the original Jurassic Park book! i remember reading it..the only diffrence were the names of the characters.

Kim
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 7:23 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Oh Great...

Thanks for the warning guys!! I'm going to have to sit through this bomb!

Pat do we have to see this?? :::puppy dog eyes::: There is that Julia Robert's movie :);)



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Reign
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 7:32 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks for the warning, but my kid liked the first 2 so I'll be stuck having ot take him to this 1.


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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Unfortunately, i had no spiderman trailer, although i did have the american pie 2 (overhyped), and a cool little thing called ice age with this cartoon character who was playing around with an acorn. For some reason i thought that was funny.

As for the actual movie jurassic park 3, movie sicked, i dont know how the ending happened, it came outta nowhere and was lame.

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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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great, thanks everyone! just saved me $25 for a date...now i get to pick the movie!!


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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
did john williams even do the music this time? it looked in the commercial like it said "main title theme by john williams" which i'm assuming means they just stole his music and played it over and over, and he wasn't even involved. if so, that would be another reason why the movie sucked, in case you needed more to complain about. haven't seen it yet, but after #2, i think i'm gonna wait till hbo picks it up.


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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Too bad "Carnosaurs" didn't have their budget and acces to ILM. :)


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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
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I don't even have any intention on seeing it even though I think William H. Macy is awesome (he knew it sucked though. He was on Dennis Miller awhile ago and after Dennis asked him what his next projects were he said "State and Main" (awesome movie, really funny, see it) and "Jurassic Park 3" immediately turning to Dennis saying "Don't start").

I still haven't seen The Score. Iwent Saturday sold out so I went to a different theaTer for a late show (lost my way), Sunday tried for late show again but late shows only Friday and Saturday and tried Monday at the first theater I was going to for an 11:15 showing but it changed to 10:15. So I'm going to see The Score this Saturrday definitely with no intention of seeing JP3. I am still anxiously awaiting planet of the apes NEXT Friday despite the fact it still isn't finished.

I have seen Final Fantasy though and will post my review after seeing the Score.

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BawxedWine
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Not to "roon it" for anyone, but was it just me or were all the scenes involving the sattelite phone just ridiculous? Don't dinosaurs have stomach acid? do they have opposable thumbs to dial a phone? It also made me think, how much did Nokia pay to have one of their ring tones in the movie.


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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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quote:

do they have opposable thumbs to dial a phone?
This might be the funniest imagery I've ever imagined.

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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
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You guys couldn't tell this movie was going to suck major ass from a million miles away? I've said it before and i'll say it again I can't wait for JP3 to come to NBC.



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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
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I downloaded JP3 and didn't think it was that bad. I thought it was going so suck, so I didn't have much expectations going in.

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posted on 07-19-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
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quote:

Oh Great...

Thanks for the warning guys!! I'm going to have to sit through this bomb!

Pat do we have to see this?? :::puppy dog eyes::: There is that Julia Robert's movie




Ok first off yes you will have to sit through this movie.I had too sit through 3 hours of shit with Pearl Harbor.Yuck!!!!! And how bad could it be with the special effects.I'm sure the story blows,but look it has dinosaurs running around.Oh and BTW Kim....Julia Roberts Sucks.And so does her stupid ass movies.Thank You



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