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PVT.SNOWBALL
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I almost shit myself when I read this story.
Do you think Spaz had anything to do with this ?http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20010719/aponline205951_000.htm



HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Who did what now?


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TeenWeek
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
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Very Very similar, but the moron wanted to drop kitty litter, but he defintely was on the right track.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. –– A powder touted as a potential way to weaken hurricanes sucked the moisture out of a thunderstorm Thursday in its latest test.

An airplane dropped $40,000 worth of the Dyn-O-Gel granules into a cloud 10 miles offshore. A television station's weather radar confirmed the cloud then lost moisture.

"The people in the tower visually confirmed that there was a tall buildup and the next moment it was gone," said Kevin Sullivan, control tower supervisor at the Palm Beach International Airport.

The granules, made by a company called Dyn-O-Mat, fell into the ocean as a gel-like substance that dissolves in salt water.

Company chief executive Peter Cordani said he hopes to sell the product to the federal government after more tests. The product is dropped in a line from the outer portion of the hurricane to its eye. The company contends that by dropping moisture out of the swirling mass, the storm is weakened.

The company said a granule absorbs 2,000 times its weight in water.

Hugh Willoughby, hurricane research director at the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in Miami, was skeptical that the powder could reduce a hurricane's strength by more than a few mph in wind speed.

"It might be that this stuff would be great for making it rain," he said Wednesday.




Drunken GW
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I hope Spazz had the patent rights.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Unicron
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Spaz, Idiot Savant

TeenWeek
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
They have to replay that Spaz bit today. Very Very appropriate for this story.


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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
now i am really scared!!! that retard may have been right about the microwaves too!!!


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Arthur Dent
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID!

The signs of the apocalypse are apon us!

By the way, what Spaz was describing is known as "Cloud Seeding" and would have CREATED more clouds.


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Snoteater
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
They should have time to replay it today. Foundry is saying that the boys have the day off.

Virgin my ass, That girls seen more Pole than an Elevator shaft!

IAMANTHONY
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
When I saw this story last night I almost flung myself off the balcony! What asshole scientist was driving through NY last year and said,"Hmmm...This guy is a genius! I'm gonna run with this!" Now we have to watch for stories on microwave ovens that get rid of tornados and big giant force fields that deflect shit! And I don't know about YOU but I'M keeping my eyes open for a giant mosquito with Encephaleetus!
WE ARE DOOMED!!




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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
damn it now i have to investigate and look up if water hits me in NY someone might Be Pissing on me

::Spaz the Nostrodamas Of Idiots::


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"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?






This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-20-01 @ 11:59 AM
TeenWeek
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Anthony and I think people really do piss off rooftops in new York

Black L you thought the same thing I did.

Can't forget about the Perfect crime either.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 7-20-01 @ 11:46 AM
Drunken GW
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:45 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Next there be an article stating that cancerous live wires threaten NJ.



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I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

TeenWeek
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posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:48 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
If they are doing a best of today, make it best of Spaz today for the new listeners.

Cancerous live wires.
Peeing from rooftops
microwave ovens
the perfect crime
sex with a tomato
kitty litter that stops tornadoes.
sex in the closet where he screams at himself

Could be some great material for the new markets.


kevin from ct
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You know what this means, don't you?

Given another minute or two, Spaz would have had that
fucking safe open


Black Lazerus
posted on 07-20-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Wyah said
quote:

Next there be an article stating that cancerous live wires threaten NJ.


OH GOD its close!!!
In NJ, Growth Has Become Cancerous
By Richard Harpster
The people of New Jersey will someday regret the urban sprawl that is robbing them of their farms, forests and quality of life and producing the higher and higher taxes spawned by uncontrolled growth. Many already regret it, but not enough to make a difference at this point in our history.



"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?






This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-20-01 @ 12:19 PM
leather-cheerio-face
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 4:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

When I saw this story last night I almost flung myself off the balcony!



There's nothing I love more than a good newspaper reading exageration. My personal favorite is "When I read the story I beat my girlfriend to death with the newspaper, then had to carry her 7 miles to the beach cuz my car was broken, and cut her into pieces small enough for crabs to carry away". I'm gonna sign off now so I can hear Anthony call me a tool.




Me fail english? That's unposible!

Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
this proves is spaz is an allien with a higher degree of intelligence, and not a comedic genius,wait he's still an idiot





whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
i cant believe it,so now everyone will want to have sex with a tomato.its also okay if you dont know where the tampon gets incerted,you are still a geniuos.


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FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
This just in: Jerking off to a hot tomato will increase your pleasure by 400%.

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mikeWOW
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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i m glad some1 posted this. when i read this i was pissing my pants. i cant wait till the next artilce when they say "cat litter controls a tornado"

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JJ
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posted on 07-21-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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This damn thing is jus funny as hell. But us people of NJ dont have to worry about cancerous live wires cuz we already got the highest cancer rate in the country.


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IAmMighty
posted on 07-21-2001 @ 6:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Beware of the King Vampire Rat.

I just thought I saw a sheep with eight legs?!?


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NgrCharlie
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 12:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh Great! Time to try out the "Perfect Crime" idea.
Any suggestions how to symetritize?

STAY OUT DA BUSHES!!

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CoachingBs
posted on 07-23-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
damn I saw the story on CNN and I said O and A must feel like tools

"Face it Hitler was a Genius!"


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